This is the reason why I've heard this is okay:
1. We want Russia to be our ally against China and all good allies support their allies when they invade and enslave their neighbors.
2. Ukrainians are Nazis. Or one that I heard about is, anyway.
1. We want Russia to be our ally against China and all good allies support their allies when they invade and enslave their neighbors.
2. Ukrainians are Nazis. Or one that I heard about is, anyway.
https://twitter.com/john_sipher/status/1490139795200389120
3. We need to save our energy for the fight against China, especially because that will be coming soon once China sees how indisposed we are to defend our friends.
4. Ukraine's not really a country. It just thinks it is. It's a very weird mass delusion. They're just 40 million Russians preparing to stab their fellow Russians in the eye with a broomstick or any other pointy they have on hand. Who knows why. Russians are weird.
5. We shouldn't support Ukraine because we screwed up Vietnam, Iraq, and Afghanistan, and if we keep our losing streak going we'll get a spot in the Guinness Book of World Records.
6. If we support Ukraine, Russia will nuke us.
7. (In same breath) Come on, man, Russia's not an enemy, the Cold War's over.
7. (In same breath) Come on, man, Russia's not an enemy, the Cold War's over.
8. If we support Ukraine our southern border will be overrun by Honduran migrants. (No, I don't understand the mechanism either, but this seems to be a major concern.)
9. We have too many problems at home to support Ukraine. Let's wait until the rest of the world is divvied up under a Russo-Chinese condominium to deal with this. It will be easier then.
10. This is Europe's problem, not ours. Since when have Europe's problems ever affected us?
11. We promised we wouldn't extend NATO one inch to the east. We broke our promise. Therefore Russia has the right to invade any third party it wants.
11. We promised we wouldn't extend NATO one inch to the east. We broke our promise. Therefore Russia has the right to invade any third party it wants.
12. We wouldn't like it if Ukraine was on our border either, would we?
13. Ukrainians are very corrupt. They need to have this fixed by the Red Army, which brings transparency and good governance wherever it goes.
13. Ukrainians are very corrupt. They need to have this fixed by the Red Army, which brings transparency and good governance wherever it goes.
14. If we object to this then you just wait, some do-gooder is going to object when we invade our neighbors.
15. This is all just the latest boondoggle from the military industrial complex. The board of Raytheon is making all of this up in some kind of massive Truman Show.
15. This is all just the latest boondoggle from the military industrial complex. The board of Raytheon is making all of this up in some kind of massive Truman Show.
16. Hunter Biden smoked crack with a bunch of hookers and he was on the board of Burisma, therefore Ukraine deserves to be invaded and occupied by Russia.
17. Not my circus, not my monkeys. I just want my cheap goods, my strong dollar, my low gas prices, and my endless American credit, which are my birthright.
18. Let Europe handle it. Things were great when Europe handled things. Especially when Germany handled that neighborhood.
19. Biden's just trying to distract from his domestic failures by putting 190,000 Russian troops on the Ukrainian border.
20. Ukraine has always belonged to Russia. Everyone knows that. Just ask the Crimean Tatars.
20. Ukraine has always belonged to Russia. Everyone knows that. Just ask the Crimean Tatars.
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