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Feb 7 10 tweets 2 min read
For those of you who don’t believe that many Yahoo boys are Ritualist especially the rich ones
Let me tell you a story
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2017 during my NYSC, i had a friend from secondary school, his into yahoo and nothing his working for him, just itunes card and $100 once a blue moon. After some months he start chilling with some big boys in Lagos and he saw doings. Baba want to chill with the big boys
They decide to teach him and give him update but nothing was working, always his borrowing money, bills left and right. He was so frustrated to the point he had to beg one of them to show him the way that his ready.
Fast forward to February 2018
They link him up with one big boy in Ekiti. The guy has 3 luxury car in his compound. So he decide to show him the way, that he will get back to him anything the baba said.
Fast forward to February ending 2018. They decide to go on the journey
They travel to a village in Ekiti called Ikerre. They got to a point no road, they parked and entered a boat to cross a river and took bike to some forest inside Ikerre, on getting there after a big tree, he saw a mansion built there painted white with 24hrs working generator
Immediately they entered. They both naked to enter the secret room, the baba called his full name and tell him why his here and what he needs to do, after all talks they said he needs human part but he should bring 75k they will get it for him. They took him to a room
That room is a cold room storage filled with human parts, no part you are looking for you won’t see and they keep updating it always because they have clients who come for them including top men in Nigera. To cut the story short my guy faint 😂
They sha wake him up
April he got the money and went back to the place. Agreed to join them, after all ritual done. He was giving a waist bead to wear that the first girl he sleeps with will die after sex but not immediately
That’s how he went back to Lagos ooo
The complication of the whole ritual is that he won’t drink beer 🍺 again, and won’t sleep with virgin again
So he said that one no hard now
After all he started meeting clients who is paying him millions
That’s how he moves to Lekki, and start balling.
Baba try to convince me to join the big boys that I’m i not tired of poverty abi i like sufferness
Omo to cut all story short
I ran from him, and deleted his number
Can’t do what i won’t even get peace all because of riches
Ladies that sleep with guys that wear beads
Beware

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