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Feb 9 9 tweets 2 min read
this whole bullshit shtick where rich substack dudes (with rich and famous dads) who haven't bought their own groceries in fifteen years whine about the "media class" not understanding "real america" can go die in a hole

performative grift
I actually grew up relatively poor in rural america and these two rich smug fucks wouldn't know real rural america if it fired a neon crossbow bolt at their noggin
Taibbi's a substack millionaire with a slipping grip on factual reality and his dad is a famous NBC reporter

and while NYT and Politico are equally out of touch, they now publish fifty interviews a year with MAGA yokels at small town diners
I admired Taibbi's early corruption reporting but the victimization complex he developed after people called him out for misogyny filled his brain with pudding and turned him into just another influencer grifter telling dumb young white 4chan nerds what they want to hear
oddly he still follows me (waves)
yes, outlets like NYT and Politico are filled with rich white people who don't understand reality well. duh.

but you were born into media elitism and now make millions spreading trolling gibberish (Russia hoax! cancel culture!), so spare me the "I know real america" stuff
only I, a wealthy British comedian and/or trolling substack millionaire, am truly in touch with the REAL "red" America, which as we all know is entirely comprised of poor, misunderstood doe-eyed men in grimy, coal-stained dungarees, clinging to their food stamp booklets
every reporter I know is paid terribly and in a constant state of existential and financial terror

I'd wajor most reporters understand "real america" much better than a British comedian turned conspiracy theory flinging youtube influencer ever could
also this!

like go throw some of your substack troll millions at funding a decimated local news outlet. go do some reporting. instead they gaslight dumb 4chan tweens on youtube

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Feb 10
the US press is going to fail so hard when the astroturfed super patriot freedom trucker convoy inevitably comes to the U.S.

it's just going to be wall to wall NYT/Politico puff pieces that somehow forget to mention this is all theatrical and unpopular partisan ratfucking
"we're not part of a highly coordinated, internationally funded, billionaire-backed effort to sow division, we're just good faith, red blooded american men who are super concerned about inflation"
it's just gobsmacking how bad the mainstream U.S. press (which is purportedly tasked with unearthing and disseminating truth) is at decoding and candidly debunking this kind of performative partisan astroturfing bullshit

it's going to get so stupid and I may have to tap out
Read 8 tweets
Feb 10
hey just a heads up that out of financial necessity I'm pivoting from the consumer protection and tech/telecom policy beat to race-baiting contrarian trolling on substack and incoherent babbling about the NFT space I hope you'll all understand and please click to subscribe
I'm thinking maybe a combination of adorable kitten photos and blatant racism dressed up under the thin veneer of dudebro pseudo-intellectualism? I hear that's hot right now. I'm open to ideas.
I mean I don't want to wade TOO deeply into ONLY blatant contrarian pseudo-intellectual substack racism, as I don't want to scare off too many big corporations looking to leverage my reach to spread disinformation designed to crush reform and stall human progress
Read 4 tweets
Feb 10
I guess people still don't know this despite 40 years of historical record, but the GOP is never going to vote when it matters in favor of meaningful antitrust reform. Not without dumb caveats that undermine the effort.

protocol.com/policy/antitru…
Like the idea that ted cruz and Marsha Blackburn in particular could give the slightest shit about antitrust reform and productively reining in corporate power is just absolute fantasy, and yet here we are
The only reason the GOP is even supporting these very narrow and problematic antitrust reform bills (that only focus on big tech and ignore telecom, banking, etc.) is they see it as a path toward some leverage in the quest to force them to carry race baiting propaganda
Read 8 tweets
Feb 9
I've been spending 2022 so far talking to local tribal and community leaders about community broadband efforts, and while a lot is going wrong in this country, I've never seen more productive momentum on this subject, ever
Covid (and photos of kids huddled outside of taco bell just to attend class), combined with the infrastructure bill funding, combined with some state efforts (CA) has just caused an absolute explosion in this space.

I'm not sure telecom monopolies fully understand what's coming
Every week this year I've spent on the phone talking with different local community leaders, tribal reps, and activists and the collective, bipartisan, grass roots momentum to finally fix our shitty broadband is like nothing I've ever seen in 20 years of covering telecom
Read 8 tweets
Feb 9
you can almost hear the russian mob state and their GOP allied shitmerchants cooking up the U.S. equivalent of this performative gibberish for the midterms
honestly if I had stayed in academia after undergrad I would have focused on studying propaganda, because I find this stuff absolutely fascinating

entirely phony movements built on nonsense, grift, and hot air
it's adorable that this story operates from the assumption that this is 100% originating from the U.S., and foreign intelligence agencies aren't also pouring money into this kind of divisive grievance porn

grid.news/story/misinfor…
Read 8 tweets
Feb 9
you can rush through the nomination of a goofy halfwit to the FCC if he's in line with AT&T's belief structure (government is always bad, mergers are always good), but try to nominate a real consumer protection ally and it's a 12 month process that moves at a snail's pace
the GOP loves to nit pick about competent consumer advocates (especially women) in positions of regulatory power, but will rubber stamp revolving door regulators with obvious financial conflicts of interest at a speed that rattles the windows

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