Thread by @_xhmko_

So dear old Sandra Crack also appears to have attempted to defraud a judicial process on behalf of her son who is serving time for murder.

theadvocate.com.au/story/6129398/…

And started a petition in his honour. Can't really blame her I guess. Unless he is guilty and she's just trying to subvert justice despite claiming it's all she cares about in this world. Still, a mother's pain is real. Just ask the victim's mother.

change.org/p/will-hodgman…

heraldsun.com.au/news/national/…

Beginning to wonder if this young man's inability to accept even the smallest suggestion might be derived his sweet old mum. Maybe it's vice versa? Who knows. Trauma does wild things to people. But choking, spitting and punching over a video game seems on brand for the Cracks

But then fuck, if this is true, I may be almost on team Smillie. They put his cats in the washing machine?!?! Fuck me, people are cray cray.

abc.net.au/news/2016-10-0…

I might just finish this off for now by noting that Ms Crack's son's surname is Smillie, which if he inherited from his dad, would make his mum's hyphenated name Smillie-Crack. Such is life.