Very soon Hollywood be tripping, expect a movie about the Russian Ukrainian conflict but somehow an American gets to be a hero in it. The plot be like, 24 hours before Russia "invades" a US diplomat (who happens to be a former military badass with more medals than a ZCC brother)
Probably is with his daughter too (the hero is usually not in good relations with the mother)... The daughter happens to be rebellious, girl power go go, she ignores her father's advice about going out of the embassy... Fast forward she's in the middle of Kyiv...
So the super military badass dad has to go & kick some Russian ass to get his daughter. Somehow he ends up befriending some good hearted gay dude (gay dudes are always saints) & they both have to fight the "€vil" Russian army....
Oh the evil Russian army battalion is under the command of sexist homophobic Russian man (usually in his 50s) ... During all this chaos, somehow Russian €vil man ends up kidnapping the super military dad's daughter (what are the odds😂) & so it's now really personal...
The daughter gets to be used as a hostage by €vil Russian man, she's tied to some bomb/missile (oh yes there's always a bomb/missile situation) ... Super military dead gets to k*ll a whole bunch of Russians with one single gun yet thousands of bullets all missing him...
Then get to the final scene, Russian €vil man vs super military dad. The Russian €vil man isn't fighting fair, usually ends up pulling a gun or knife in what was supposed to be a fist fight. But he still gets his ass kicked, gets himself tied to his bomb/missile...
Then super military dad gets to say some "classic" one line as the bomb/missile about to explode, something like "asta lavista Russian"...Then super military dad gets to be contacted by the backup US military with their big helicopters...
He also gets to take some Ukrainian refugees with him to the US as well. As they're in the chopper, they look down upon what's left of Kyiv & they hug each other (dad & daughter) ....gay dude looking at them smiling. Such a happy ending & the credits start rolling.
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