Unpaid intern: you should probably make it bigger.
God: Why? It’s a glowing fiery orb of unlimited free wireless energy at the center of its orbit, they’re gonna use it, trust me.
Unpaid intern: I guess you’re right.
God: Why? It’s a glowing fiery orb of unlimited free wireless energy at the center of its orbit, they’re gonna use it, trust me.
Unpaid intern: I guess you’re right.
Unpaid intern: good behavior is modeled. And technology is inspired. Let’s fill the blue orb with trillions of solar panel designs.
God: they shall call them… TREES
Unpaid intern: we may be making it too easy.
God: they shall call them… TREES
Unpaid intern: we may be making it too easy.
God: it does get dark on half of it, that won’t be fair to half of them!
Unpaid intern: I think we should rotate it, every day, all day and night this way everyone gets some.
God: no no, we should rotate it! Every day and every night! I’m a genius.
Unpaid intern: I think we should rotate it, every day, all day and night this way everyone gets some.
God: no no, we should rotate it! Every day and every night! I’m a genius.
Unpaid intern: what if they don’t notice the trees?
God: if they don’t notice the trees they may not figure out how to make the panels.
Unpaid intern: bright red and green and orange balls full of sugar that give them sustenance and joy! They will have to come to the trees!
God: if they don’t notice the trees they may not figure out how to make the panels.
Unpaid intern: bright red and green and orange balls full of sugar that give them sustenance and joy! They will have to come to the trees!
God: why stop there?
Unpaid intern: yes! Make trees the center of their lives! Shelter!
God: lol, what if we literally make them come from those things we put in the trees!
Unpaid intern: gasp
Unpaid intern: yes! Make trees the center of their lives! Shelter!
God: lol, what if we literally make them come from those things we put in the trees!
Unpaid intern: gasp
God: ok I’m kind of a bad ass so let’s also threaten them.
Unpaid intern: not again
God: so we kill the giant lizards and imprint their giant dead bones everywhere
Unpaid intern: how do we kill them?
God: block the energy ball in the atmosphere with meteor dust
Unpaid intern: not again
God: so we kill the giant lizards and imprint their giant dead bones everywhere
Unpaid intern: how do we kill them?
God: block the energy ball in the atmosphere with meteor dust
Unpaid intern: to show them if they burn shit they will die?
God: I mean they will be in awe at these giant lizard bones, and wonder what was so dangerous that it could kill these monsters
Unpaid intern: don’t block the ball dickheads don’t ever block the ball!
God: I mean they will be in awe at these giant lizard bones, and wonder what was so dangerous that it could kill these monsters
Unpaid intern: don’t block the ball dickheads don’t ever block the ball!
Unpaid intern: so I made some calculations and there is a .000012% chance they will burn the trees and the dead lizard juice until it blocks the ball and they all die.
God: it’s Friday night, I’m tired and this is never going to happen. Hide the lizard juice miles underground.
God: it’s Friday night, I’m tired and this is never going to happen. Hide the lizard juice miles underground.
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