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https://twitter.com/bopinion/status/1505292742993321993

Dear Peasants:

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➡️Learn to pole dance
➡️Buy an RV and get cookin'
➡️Try candles instead of electricity
➡️Does Mom really need a funeral?

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That last one is the best one. Like this is for our own good.

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"Nobody said paying more for the same stuff would be fun." No shit

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➡️Two can be cremated as cheaply as one
➡️You're not selling your baby, you're giving it a future
➡️You only need one of those kidneys, y'know
➡️Eat your cricketburger and like it, hillbilly

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How dare you not worship this kah-WHEEEEEEEN

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https://twitter.com/JonahDispatch/status/1317597365923155969

I was right.

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For the record: I didn't take anything at face value. It was the most likely explanation, given the facts we had.

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Look, it's okay to admit you hated Trump so much that you believed a ridiculous excuse when the obvious truth was staring you right in the face. It doesn't mean you like Trump. I don't either. It just means you got it wrong. Why is that so hard to admit?