Thread by @SejalSukhadwala

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So... 'The Philosophy of Curry', huh?

Before I started writing my book, I asked a bunch of philosophers the all-important question; here's what they had to say:

WHAT IS CURRY?

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Confucius: Ask your elders.

Lao-Tzu: Look inside yourself to find the answer.

Socrates: I’m keen to debate this, but I won’t write anything down.

Plato: It is to be perceived beyond perception.

Aristotle: It is… just a matter of perception.

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Aquinas: All I know is that it exists.

Machiavelli: Something to be loved and feared – but mostly feared.

Descartes: It is, therefore it is.

Locke: It’s a blank canvas on which you can put your own spin.

Hume: It’s what you feel it is.

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Rousseau: It’s something a child should be educated on from an early age.

Kant: Let’s examine different perspectives and come to an understanding of what it is.

Emerson: It’s what you believe it is.

Stuart Mill: Free speech is necessary to discuss what it is.

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Kierkegaard: It’s what you choose it to be.

Marx: A capitalist luxury that must be overthrown.

Nietzsche: It’s totally meaningless.

Wittgenstein: It depends on how the meaning of the word is socially constructed.

Sartre: It simply is.

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Foucault: A mechanism for keeping society under control.

NO PHILOSOPHERS WERE HARMED IN THE MAKING OF MY BOOK.