Ah, the Teen Vogue takes have started to come in.
https://twitter.com/jameelajamil/status/1508349423197335554
Bear in mind that it's not yet settled what the high-status take on this is.
It could be the above. But it could also be "Will Smith is bad because Toxic Masculinity", combined with "Defending a woman's "honour" reinforces patriarchal assumptions."
So play it safe.
It could be the above. But it could also be "Will Smith is bad because Toxic Masculinity", combined with "Defending a woman's "honour" reinforces patriarchal assumptions."
So play it safe.
Or it could be "Smith wouldn't have slapped a white comedian. This episode highlights how deeply embedded structural racism is under Late Capitalism."
Tread carefully. You don't want to be on the cringe side of the argument, do you?
Tread carefully. You don't want to be on the cringe side of the argument, do you?
Decent candidate for a high-status take.
https://twitter.com/JamaicanJihadi/status/1508297298954137607
This one won't make the final cut, I can already tell you that. 
My recommendation is to sit back, watch what the high-status people are saying, and wait for a pattern to emerge.
Once it does, you can pretend that this coincides with the position at which you have also arrived, completely independently.
Once it does, you can pretend that this coincides with the position at which you have also arrived, completely independently.
The good thing is: After a few minutes, you will start believing it yourself. You will think that this is your genuine, honestly held opinion, and that all the applause and approval you get for expressing it is just a bonus, but by no means the reason why you hold that view.
How do I know that this will work? Very simple: because that's how the average Twitter user arrives at every opinion they hold.
The highest-status take will have to include some reference to Corbo.
That ain't it either.
It has Corbo in it, which is good, but it's a generic Corbo take. Needs to be more specific.
It has Corbo in it, which is good, but it's a generic Corbo take. Needs to be more specific.
https://twitter.com/Soliy87/status/1508404363533996040
High-status take on #SlapGate
https://twitter.com/TheBlackLayers/status/1508486235920248842?s=20&t=gWj3nzBoqIFCbeB5ASUMIA
Another one.
https://twitter.com/yarahawari/status/1508474728989839362?s=20&t=gWj3nzBoqIFCbeB5ASUMIA
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