Thread by @StevenTDennis

Kicking off #FridayNightZillow:
Your own *PRIVATE ISLAND* you can *drive to* on your own gated causeway. It's nice, if you're into that sort of thing.
13BR, 12BAs, 14K sf, 3.5 acres, 8 fireplaces.
Stamford, Conn.
$7.995M. zillow.com/homedetails/14…

Nice lap pool. Nice views. Multiple houses. Plenty of parking. #FridayNightZillow

Nice doggie bed? #FridayNightZillow

I like the colors here. Not a big columns guy. But that looks like a pretty sweet library. #FridayNightZillow

This isn't the gaudiest bathroom you'll see tonight, but it'll do. #FridayNightZillow

NEXT: An-over-the-top Sugarland, Texas megamansion w/INSANE eye candy. Wall of windows, I think a (dry) koi pond/waterfall running through living room w/bridge, cool kitchen, bedrooms you must see to believe.
17,500sf, 7BR, 9BA. $4.75M. #FridayNightZillow
zillow.com/homedetails/21…

BAM! This is a bedroom and a substitute for caffeine! Helping you stay awake because we've got a lot of homes to get through tonight! #FridayNightZillow

This is a Sink. #SinkZillow #FridayNightZillow No idea what those vaguely Oscars-like statues are. So much in this house confuses me.

I *really* do like this kitchen. Multiple fridges, serious workspace, cool hood, fun color. Some people are afraid of color. These people are not. The high-up CRT TV however has got to go. #FridayNightZillow

A bathroom with a glass wall to the outside is always a bold choice, I guess. Generally I don't think bathrooms should be this large unless you are planning to hold parties in there? #FridayNightZillow

Party time! Movie theater on top, bar/nightclub/wine room on bottom. #FridayNightZillow

The next house is weirder and cheaper. #FridayNightZillow

Odd collection of buildings in Willard, Utah for $800K on #FridayNightZillow:
*Tiki Shaved Ice Shack - make $!
*3K+sf w/Hopi/Pueblo decor, multiple homes
*Zen garden/Chicken coop/Fruit trees/zoned for farm animals/fish pond/teepee/labyrinth. It's a lot...
zillow.com/homedetails/68…

I think that's a Buddha, some rocks, and bottle art. I didn't know Utah got this weird? #FridayNightZillow

This is the master bedroom. I have questions. Anybody have answers? #FridayNightZillow

I've never seen anything like this before. #FridayNightZillow

Cool wall art. Much better than taxidermy. #FridayNightZillow

Was going to show a huge place once used as a skating rink by Lucille Ball for $299K but the listing has just been removed. Sorry. #FridayNightZillow

10-year-old daughter found an *AMAZING* movie theater/home combo in Oregon. 8,600 sf, 2BR, 10BA, 2 movie screens, Dolby, popcorn machine, legit awesome.
Only $1.2M!
We *must* get together and buy this for the FNZ properties ETF. #FridayNightZillow zillow.com/homedetails/21…

I've kind of always dreamed of being able to step out of my house and immediately be at work. Commute: 0 minutes. Bonus: Sundeck. #FridayNightZillow

Sorry have to step away briefly to take a COVID test because my phone just sent me an alert.

Now have to wait 15 minutes for the results after I figured out the test.

Ever wanted your own Montana ranch? This one's a bit of a fixer upper, but you get *1,664* acres and, uh, this shack with skulls on it. Just $1.2M! #FridayNightZillow zillow.com/homedetails/Wy…

This one's unique: A *Lavender Farm* in Abiqui, N.M. — the town where Georgia O'Keeffe lived. $1.6M, full of quirks. #FridayNightZillow zillow.com/homedetails/Pu…

Imagine quitting your city job with your city troubles and moving to paradise. I'd want some solar panels, stat. #FridayNightZillow

Kind of reminds me of the nice shop they built in Schitt's Creek. #FridayNightZillow

Next home is, uh, let's just say you might want to go to bed right now if you are scared easily. #FridayNightZillow

$399K for a 7K sf bunker originally built as a bomb shelter in Yucca, AZ. Catch: Non-working well. Catch2: 😱Vibes!!! Catch 3: A major fixer-upper.
Bonus: 17.7 acres. Airplane hangar! Train car turned into workshop! No grass to mow! #FridayNightZillow zillow.com/homedetails/13…

Getting a Stephen King Dark Tower kind of feel on the exterior.... #FridayNightZillow

I think this is the scariest toilet paper holder I've ever seen. #FridayNightZillow

The, uh, bedroom could have been staged better. Also, Wouldn't mind, like a window or something in here. #FridayNightZillow

Could imagine filming like a Thunderdome fight scene in here. #FridayNightZillow

Oh, hi there. I guess this is cute? #FridayNightZillow

This is a bathroom with a gold sink. Will go check to make sure my eyes aren't literally bleeding. Atlantic Beach, New York on #FridayNightZillow w/#SinkZillow zillow.com/homedetails/18…

Cute, updated 1750 home in New Jersey ready for a couple. $300K. #FridayNightZillow zillow.com/homedetails/59…?

Cute, very bright New Orleans home. $375K. Antique stove/oven, nice sink. #FridayNightZillow zillow.com/homedetails/18…

Former church building in Connecticut. $150K. What's that chill that just went up my spine? #FridayNightZillow zillow.com/homedetails/2-…?

Good news: Tested negative for COVID again. // Back to the regularly scheduled programming...

Somebody went a little nuts on the paint in this $2.4M home in Charleston, SC. Is this like a Charleston thing? #FridayNightZillow zillow.com/homedetails/17…

Interesting architecture here in Franklin, Michigan. $950K. Needs a few more pics. #FridayNightZillow zillow.com/homedetails/25…

Two yurts in "Fancy Gap" Virginia. Says they are grossing $100K a year from AirBNB. $340K. #FridayNightZillow zillow.com/homedetails/91…?

You want open concept? I've got open concept. $596K gets you this oddity, complete with Japanese soaking tub, in Colorado. #FridayNightZillow zillow.com/homedetails/20…

Kind of an interesting house. Apparently used in Woody Allen's "Purple Rose of Cairo." New York on #FridayNightZillow zillow.com/homes/255-Ferd…?

Next up, a fantasy waterfront New York estate. Apparently built in 2008 but aiming for a Gilded Age type look I guess? $5.75M #FridayNightZillow zillow.com/homedetails/55…

Grand gallery overlooking the water, blue dining room, gaudy bathroom, circle in the wall. #FridayNightZIllow

A lot going on here. #FridayNightZillow

LOVE this bar. AMAZING. But seriously people, you don't have a plaque saying "Cocktails." Treats your guests like they are morons. #FridayNightZillow

Own your own inn on Loon Lake in NY. 9BRs, just $650K? Any On Golden Pond lovers out there? #FridayNightZillow zillow.com/homedetails/9-…?

Ending tonight with an Alpaca farm and yarn shop + home in Michigan. A perfect place for somebody who loves Alpaca and yarn and Michigan. Maybe that's you? $885K #FridayNightZillow zillow.com/homedetails/61…?

Hope you enjoyed this week's #FridayNightZillow and gave you at least something to smile at. As usual, most of the homes tonight were found by my sister-in-law and my wife. See y'all in the next one.

Important update thread on the long history of the #FridayNightZillow private island, which was featured in multiple interesting documentaries:

https://twitter.com/StevenTDennis/status/1510258603579645955?s=20&t=LHlDo9PrLONuRrh2mOOC4w