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Apr 9 • 4 tweets • 1 min read
Dealing with a Chipotle delivery fail ahead of #FridayNightZillow. Their “Pepper” AI customer service rep could use some work.
We got somebody else’s burrito bowls. Some family that asked for extra sour cream. (Yuck)
You’ve got to be kidding me. Who are you maniacs?
A full refund has now been delivered. My wife now cooking scrambled eggs.

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Apr 9
So, I have this idea to remake a sitcom where a rich family with expensive tastes is forced to move in to a remote hotel and run it, and just found our set.

76BR, 80BA, ~38K sqft for just $2.35M!
Monticello, Indiana on #SaturdayNightZillow
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I am jealous of this sweet washer and dryer. #SaturdayNightZillow Image
Think of the weddings you could have in this sweet, 300-person banquet hall. The property has parking for 200 cars! #SaturdayNightZillow ImageImage
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Apr 9
NEW: A new most expensive home in New York just dropped.

$175M for this?? Southampton. cc: @jeneps zillow.com/homedetails/So… Image
It's just a big beach house. I don't get it.
Fun fact: This house costs almost exactly 1,000 years of a United States Senator's salary. About 438 years for a U.S. president's salary. 24 million hours at minimum wage.

And that's assuming those salaries weren't taxed!
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Apr 9
FIRST on #FridayNightZillow, a cool house on 35 acres in Cortez, Colorado. Amazing 360-degree views near Anasazi ruins with 9 archeological sites included. Cool Kiva sitting area w/ladders, painted ceiling. Maybe this is your dream home? 4BR/4BA <$1.3M. zillow.com/homedetails/22…?
Interesting. Big windows. Don't watch Poltergeist while living here. #FridayNightZillow
This is a sink. #SinkZillow #FridayNightZillow
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Apr 6
Another day at the office
The guy with the basketball is Roger Marshall, the junior senator from Kansas. He got the North Carolina senators to sign this basketball with Kansas’ winning score on it.
Yesterday, Lisa Murkowski explained her decision to vote for Ketanji Brown Jackson in a lengthy scrum with reporters.
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Apr 2
UPDATE: This is the longtime estate of John Adams Morgan, of J.P. Morgan / John Adams lineage. His 4th wife, @SonjatMorgan, is a star on Real Housewives of New York. stamfordadvocate.com/realestate/sli…
A previous inhabitant of the #FridayNightZillow fantasy island, Sue Sarah Gilbert, made two documentaries about life on then-Greenaway Island, and now I'm obsessed. Here's her website, Beyond Greenaway: beyondgreenaway.com
Watch the trailer. #FridayNIghtZillow beyondgreenaway.com/_api/media-sha…
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Apr 2
Kicking off #FridayNightZillow:
Your own *PRIVATE ISLAND* you can *drive to* on your own gated causeway. It's nice, if you're into that sort of thing.
13BR, 12BAs, 14K sf, 3.5 acres, 8 fireplaces.
Stamford, Conn.
$7.995M. zillow.com/homedetails/14…
Nice lap pool. Nice views. Multiple houses. Plenty of parking. #FridayNightZillow
Nice doggie bed? #FridayNightZillow
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