First up tonight on an EPIC, birthday #FridayNightZillow thread: A Le Petit Trianon reproduction in Georgia — built by a Saudi Prince and then renovated in the last decade with ~$5M worth of Gaud. It's *unbelievable.* zillow.com/homedetails/12…
Gold leaf just on the entrance door. These people went all out on the gold leaf. Trust me. #FridayNightZillow
This closet is part of the epic ~3,000 sf, two-floor master suite. They sleep upstairs in the winter, downstairs in the summer, with master baths on both floors and this see-through two-way fireplace separating the his-and-hers throne chairs. $8M, *furnished*! #FridayNightZillow
This is, per the wife giving tour to a YouTuber, a party shower "for eight." (!!!) #FridayNightZillow
Even the pool has a sort of Sun God/Pharaoh feel. Insane. #FridayNightZillow
This is what you see when you walk into the house. A lot of these really rich people's houses have artwork like this. Especially the ones with the largest party showers for some reason. #FridayNightZillow
This is a giant door leading to the library. It has fake books on the front. Madness. #FridayNightZillow
The office/library is trimmed everywhere in gold leaf, but then has a generic HP monitor on it??? Are you kidding me? #FridayNightZillow
This kitchen is causing one of my eyes to twitch. I think the gold pot-filler is sending me over the edge. #FridayNightZillow
I had a lot of laughs watching the tour of this crazy Georgia home with the owner by @RyanSerhant, who got a lot of crazy details that aren't in the listing.
This is the master bedroom. Check out the giant lounge seat. Then it's on to a lot more homes! #FridayNightZillow
Up next: A Bar Harbor mansion with Frank Lloyd Wright-adjacent design and wonderful views. $2.5M. 5 acres bordering Acadia National Park. A Maine postcard on #FridayNightZillowzillow.com/homedetails/30…
Nice sitting area. A little fussy for my taste but I don't mind the color and love the wood dome. #FridayNightZillow
I guess this is some kind of weird children's chair collection hanging on the wall to the right? And a tray ceiling with a wallpaper border that matches the drapes and the upholstery in the big chairs? I'd have to redo this room. #FridayNightZillow
Every wanted to have your own pub in the back of the house? What about a secret garden? Like the beach? This $1.25M bungalow in Long Beach just might be your dream home. #FridayNightZillowzillow.com/homedetails/28…?
I kind of love/hate this Chattanooga mansion. The interior is great. One of the best bedroom views I've ever seen. Not sold on the exterior design, though. What do you think? #FridayNightZillowzillow.com/homedetails/90…
This has been a really fun birthday hanging out with you all. Hope you enjoyed #FridayNightZillow! I had a lot of cool houses I didn't get to tonight so you just might get #SaturdayNightZillow tomorrow.
Big thanks to wife, sis-in-law and daughter for finding most of the houses!
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Buy *a wedding mill* plus a 5BR house.
~11K square feet, including big catering kitchen, for <$250K! Parts of USA remain truly affordable. New York on #CheapZillowzillow.com/homedetails/66…
Nice ceiling. And you get a dance floor too. #CheapZillow
This equipment alone is worth a chunk of the $250K. Kind of jealous. #CheapZillow.
Time to move to Iowa.
This B&B is just *$349K.*
Themed rooms: "Never Neverland, Sherwood Forest, The Secret Garden, Plum Creek, Heaven to Betsy and Sleeping Beauty" #CheapZillowzillow.com/homedetails/51…?
Pretty sure this is the "Sherwood Forest" room, given there is a bow and arrow on the wall. And trees. #CheapZillow
People still have CRTs? Seriously, folks, ditch these things. A quality cheap LED model should actually pay for itself with the electricity savings, and your B&B customers will be happier.
I did find this confusing. What is it? A low-rent party bath? #CheapZillow
Apparently that's a "mineral bath." And the mansion, formerly a NURSING HOME, sits on acreage known for sitting on a ton of high-mineral content water.
Potentially a $100M opportunity??? WHAT. Via this cray cray news story: thesteepletimes.com/opulence-splen…
Starting #SaturdayNightZillow with a CRAY CRAY compound on the water in Arizona. Guaranteed to blow your retinas! *Secret rooms. *Parking for 45. *Garage of the Gods. *Party showers.
All kinds of weird 7BR/9BA/7K sf $6.949M 🧵zillow.com/homedetails/36…
Nobody seems to like my idea of transforming all the ocean plastic into a giant archipelago of floating white plastic islands to cool the Earth.
You just need a giant solar/wind/wave-powered ocean-filtering robot ship that also smelts plastic into giant white plastic islands. Could theoretically anchor them in places where Polar bears are losing habitat? Maybe with remade nooks for dens and so on.
Pretty sure I'm not the only person to have had this idea? Like that time I was all excited to think about digging a canal to Death Valley and filling it with water only to learn many people have suggested that previously. (I thought it would be cool to rename it Life Valley)