Thread by @StevenTDennis

Cranking up #SaturdayNightZillow with a fantasy waterfront island estate in British Columbia, Canada west of Vancouver. $18.6M Canadian dollars. It's nice! zillow.com/homedetails/18…

Nice chairs, lap pool, ceilings, views. Near a lighthouse + you are in Canada. Well above the shoreline to avoid climate issues? #SaturdayNightZillow

Yeah, I could live here. Up next, we will crank up the *weird* on #SaturdayNightZillow!

SPOOKY. The bartender is a skeleton? And assorted other weird decor in a wild, shockingly affordable $825K equestrian estate on 16 acres (!) in Doylestown, Ohio. #SaturdayNightZillow #SpookyZillow #CheapZillow
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Nice stove. #SaturdayNightZillow

There are more skeletons in the bonkers garage. Because of course there are. Can't unsee... #SaturdayNightZillow

Don't ask me why there is a red Octopus grabbing a Ron John surfboard on *a horse estate in Ohio* on Zillow, because I don't have any answers for this madness other than to say: this is pretty pure #SaturdayNightZillow material.

They saved some antique legit movie seats from a local theater. A nice touch. #SaturdayNightZillow

Mostly, though, it's a really nice horse estate. And you could own it right now for $825K. (Near my neighborhood they are selling *townhouses* in the shadow of the Capital Beltway for the mid $1M's.)

Next up, a nice Arizona house with crazy sinks, a sweet table and nice views. Don't ask me how you clean this sink because I have no idea! ~$2M. #SaturdayNightZillow #SinkZillow zillow.com/homedetails/37…?

Up next, a ~$2M Fort Lauderdale house dedicated to Hemingway. Each room of "Casa Floridita" supposedly represents a different one of his novels. Also, there are some sinks. #SaturdayNightZillow zillow.com/homedetails/41…?

These are sinks!! #SinkZillow #SaturdayNightZillow

Fun backyard w/cooling fog machine, Tiki bar, grill, swings, the works. #SaturdayNightZillow. Listing says you get a website and it's a "great" Air B&B too, so...

Maybe you want a big house with a big indoor pool, weird sinks, a sweet kitchen and a spaceship-style shower in Illinois? $2.6M and it's yours. #SaturdayNightZillow zillow.com/homedetails/60…?

You have to turn the naked gold cherubs to get the water to turn on. Not really my style. #SinkZillow #SaturdayNightZillow

I'm unfamiliar with whatever the hell this is. #SaturdayNightZillow

Where my Midcentury Modern fans at? This $1.4M New York home won a design award in 1961. It's cantilevered over a rock outcropping. Looks very livable. Makes me want to shout "Groovy!" #SaturdayNightZillow zillow.com/homedetails/30…?

Funky bathroom built into the rock. Took me a while to find the shower head. #SaturdayNightZillow

I really like this kitchen. Never seen anything quite like it. #SaturdayNightZillow

Cool, modern loft-style house in Vegas. My sister-in-law says it looks like a furniture store. It's nice. $1.14M. #SaturdayNightZillow zillow.com/homes/5611-Dee…

Weird listing. $50,000 buys you a large brick former utility company building on a quarter acre in California. Not zoned residential. And the decor could be better. Listing touts that it comes with an outhouse, so there's that... #SaturdayNightZillow zillow.com/homedetails/24…?

Just one more house coming tonight. And it's a fun one!

Finishing up #SaturdayNightZillow with this 6K sf listing in Ontario. Originally a church, then a Buddhist temple and now offices. Open house Sunday. I assume it's going to auction because the listing price is $1? They suggest remodeling it into a home. zillow.com/homedetails/11…?

I hope you enjoyed #SaturdayNightZillow! Most of the homes were found by my wife and sister in law, but the lede house was found by my 10-year-old daughter.

In the next tweet I'll post a bonus: Video of a house with the largest closet in America and a party shower for 20.

Click play to see the craziest closet in USA, with the bonus of the owner showing off her party shower for 20 and talk about the filming of videos where, well, just watch. It's mesmerizing. 12M views and counting...