There are more skeletons in the bonkers garage. Because of course there are. Can't unsee... #SaturdayNightZillow
Don't ask me why there is a red Octopus grabbing a Ron John surfboard on *a horse estate in Ohio* on Zillow, because I don't have any answers for this madness other than to say: this is pretty pure #SaturdayNightZillow material.
They saved some antique legit movie seats from a local theater. A nice touch. #SaturdayNightZillow
Mostly, though, it's a really nice horse estate. And you could own it right now for $825K. (Near my neighborhood they are selling *townhouses* in the shadow of the Capital Beltway for the mid $1M's.)
Up next, a ~$2M Fort Lauderdale house dedicated to Hemingway. Each room of "Casa Floridita" supposedly represents a different one of his novels. Also, there are some sinks. #SaturdayNightZillowzillow.com/homedetails/41…?
Fun backyard w/cooling fog machine, Tiki bar, grill, swings, the works. #SaturdayNightZillow. Listing says you get a website and it's a "great" Air B&B too, so...
Maybe you want a big house with a big indoor pool, weird sinks, a sweet kitchen and a spaceship-style shower in Illinois? $2.6M and it's yours. #SaturdayNightZillowzillow.com/homedetails/60…?
Where my Midcentury Modern fans at? This $1.4M New York home won a design award in 1961. It's cantilevered over a rock outcropping. Looks very livable. Makes me want to shout "Groovy!" #SaturdayNightZillowzillow.com/homedetails/30…?
Funky bathroom built into the rock. Took me a while to find the shower head. #SaturdayNightZillow
I really like this kitchen. Never seen anything quite like it. #SaturdayNightZillow
Weird listing. $50,000 buys you a large brick former utility company building on a quarter acre in California. Not zoned residential. And the decor could be better. Listing touts that it comes with an outhouse, so there's that... #SaturdayNightZillowzillow.com/homedetails/24…?
Just one more house coming tonight. And it's a fun one!
Finishing up #SaturdayNightZillow with this 6K sf listing in Ontario. Originally a church, then a Buddhist temple and now offices. Open house Sunday. I assume it's going to auction because the listing price is $1? They suggest remodeling it into a home. zillow.com/homedetails/11…?
I hope you enjoyed #SaturdayNightZillow! Most of the homes were found by my wife and sister in law, but the lede house was found by my 10-year-old daughter.
In the next tweet I'll post a bonus: Video of a house with the largest closet in America and a party shower for 20.
Click play to see the craziest closet in USA, with the bonus of the owner showing off her party shower for 20 and talk about the filming of videos where, well, just watch. It's mesmerizing. 12M views and counting...
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First up tonight on an EPIC, birthday #FridayNightZillow thread: A Le Petit Trianon reproduction in Georgia — built by a Saudi Prince and then renovated in the last decade with ~$5M worth of Gaud. It's *unbelievable.* zillow.com/homedetails/12…
Gold leaf just on the entrance door. These people went all out on the gold leaf. Trust me. #FridayNightZillow
This closet is part of the epic ~3,000 sf, two-floor master suite. They sleep upstairs in the winter, downstairs in the summer, with master baths on both floors and this see-through two-way fireplace separating the his-and-hers throne chairs. $8M, *furnished*! #FridayNightZillow
Buy *a wedding mill* plus a 5BR house.
~11K square feet, including big catering kitchen, for <$250K! Parts of USA remain truly affordable. New York on #CheapZillowzillow.com/homedetails/66…
Nice ceiling. And you get a dance floor too. #CheapZillow
This equipment alone is worth a chunk of the $250K. Kind of jealous. #CheapZillow.
Time to move to Iowa.
This B&B is just *$349K.*
Themed rooms: "Never Neverland, Sherwood Forest, The Secret Garden, Plum Creek, Heaven to Betsy and Sleeping Beauty" #CheapZillowzillow.com/homedetails/51…?
Pretty sure this is the "Sherwood Forest" room, given there is a bow and arrow on the wall. And trees. #CheapZillow
People still have CRTs? Seriously, folks, ditch these things. A quality cheap LED model should actually pay for itself with the electricity savings, and your B&B customers will be happier.
I did find this confusing. What is it? A low-rent party bath? #CheapZillow
Apparently that's a "mineral bath." And the mansion, formerly a NURSING HOME, sits on acreage known for sitting on a ton of high-mineral content water.
Potentially a $100M opportunity??? WHAT. Via this cray cray news story: thesteepletimes.com/opulence-splen…
Starting #SaturdayNightZillow with a CRAY CRAY compound on the water in Arizona. Guaranteed to blow your retinas! *Secret rooms. *Parking for 45. *Garage of the Gods. *Party showers.
All kinds of weird 7BR/9BA/7K sf $6.949M 🧵zillow.com/homedetails/36…
Nobody seems to like my idea of transforming all the ocean plastic into a giant archipelago of floating white plastic islands to cool the Earth.
You just need a giant solar/wind/wave-powered ocean-filtering robot ship that also smelts plastic into giant white plastic islands. Could theoretically anchor them in places where Polar bears are losing habitat? Maybe with remade nooks for dens and so on.
Pretty sure I'm not the only person to have had this idea? Like that time I was all excited to think about digging a canal to Death Valley and filling it with water only to learn many people have suggested that previously. (I thought it would be cool to rename it Life Valley)