wei ying is already bratty, but imagine him being around 4-5months pregnant and absolutely bratty. he is pissed that baby only craves the bitter or bland lan recipes! are you telling him that he is to carry this baby for nine months only to pop out a lwj 2.0???
he acts out a lot. he is adamant about working until a week before he delivers the baby. lwj has to handfeed wy the supplements the doctor had prescribed and lwj has to follow him around, telling him to do this and that for his and the baby's wellbeing.
it was only natural that one day he would lash out at lwj for being overbearing.
safe to say, lwj was....hurt.
the last thing he wants is for wy to feel uncomfortable around him, or to be suffocated by him.
so he decides to give wy space.
wy then realises that this 'personal space' thing that people usually like to have in their relationships is not something that he can ever have with lwj.
their relationship was defined by wy constantly stepping into lwj's personal space to tease and provoke him.
even when they got together, lwj's hand always rested on wy. somewhere. anywhere.
they moved in together 2 months after dating and got married 8 months after that. and they had sex literally everyday.
so personal space? no, not wy's thing. not lwj's thing.
so after going 22 hours without lwj by his side, without lwj's hands on him, without lwj's cock in him, he goes to lwj's home office, where he's working. he climbs into lwj's lap like the lap kitten he likes to be sometimes and mumbles an apology against lwj's chest.
lwj sighs and gives him headpats before adjusting their positions to accommodate wy's baby bump.
"baby missed baba." wy whispered, fiddling with the string of lwj's sweatpants.
"i see. i missed baby too." lwj says, caressing the bump.
"does that mean you didn't miss me?" wy asked and lwj looked up at him.
"wei ying. don't be a brat." lwj says, his voice cool and controlled. however, it had quite the opposite effect on wy. he was all hot and bothered. he started grinding against lwj's groin over the fabric.
lwj gasped before pulling wy closer by holding his waist. and then he realised.
wy was wearing absolutely nothing under the oversized hoodie.
"wei. ying." lwj grunted as wy managed to pull out lwj's cock from under the sweatpants.
"it's been too long er-gege! we didn't talk all day yesterday and before that you were away on a business trip! do you know how empty i feel?" wy asked with a pout.
he struggled with the angle as the chair wasn't inclined and his bump kept coming in the way.
letting out a frustrated groan, he sat back on lwj's lap, resigned and teary-eyed.
"wei ying..."
"it's...it's just! i am not used to you ignoring me, lan zhan! yes, you ignored me in the first few weeks of knowing me but we have been together for a decade!
"so if you ignore me now, after all these years of pampering and spoiling me...it hurts so bad! don't don't do it! if i say something stupid like calling you overbearing or stuff like that, just bend me over and fuck the stupidity out of me, okay?" wy said.
lwj huffed and gently maneuvered wy until the bump no longer came in between.
"if wei ying wants that, i shall do that. but for now..." lwj said and rucked up the hoodie at wy's waist and parted wy's asscheeks to reach for wy's hole.
"i even prepared myself so that you could slip your cock right inside, er-gege!" wy said, his voice coming out breathy as lwj slid right into him.
"still as tight as you were, back all those years ago." lwj said, slipping his hand into wy's hoodie to pull on those perky buds.
as expected, wy moaned and ground against lwj's hips to take in his cock deeper. his legs were weak and had gone jelly ever since he had fingered himself in the bedroom before coming to see lwj. he could not even imagine riding lwj when he knew his legs would not cooperate.
"lan zhan...i am so sleepy and drowsy after the shower...can i just...just stay here on your lap? with you in me, of course. i can't ride you right now." wy said and mewled when he felt lwj's cock grow inside him.
"hehe~ you just want to treat me like a hole that will warm your cock, don't you?" wy asked, resting his head on lwj's shoulder. he closed his eyes as lwj's grip on his asscheek tightened and the man started groping him shamelessly.
"you 𝘢𝘳𝘦 a hole that will warm my cock."
wy gasped at the way lwj's words sounded, even if he was the one who said it first—they sounded humiliating and absolutely sexy.
"yes. your hole. only yours." wy mumbled sleepily and closed his eyes.
they fell into a comfortable silence as lwj worked and cradled wy in his arms while wy warmed lwj's cock during his short nap.
they used to do this often back in uni. wy tended to sign up for way too many things than he was physically capable of and always came home tired.
but he would struggle to sleep on time and then lwj, one day, experimentally took wy into his lap and wy stayed there, in lwj's lap, with lwj's cock buried deep inside him. it became a coping mechanism at one point because wy fell asleep within minutes.
so, lwj replied to his emails, read some important work-related documents for an hour before he was done.
slowly, he began to wake wy up.
"lan zhan..." wy purred, burying his face into lwj's neck.
"wei ying. wake up. i will cook dinner for us." he says softly and tries to wake him up.
"hmmmm nooo....how about we get a takeout and until then you can eat me instead, hmm?" wy offered. when lwj seemed to reconsider, wy—like the brat he was—clenched on lwj's cock.
"wei ying!" lwj gasped, feeling the pressure on his cock.
"mmhmm! just do me, er-gege! stop wasting time." wy said and watched in satisfaction as lwj pushed aside the things on the table roughly (not the laptop, thankfully) and placed wy on it.
he didn't pull out from wy while he did that. wy was so turned on but he needed to provoke lwj further. he parted his legs as far as he could.
"look how my legs spread for you er-gege? you love it, don't you? don't you love the fact that they spread only for you?"
"quiet!" lwj scolded as he lost the last shred of his restraint and pinned wy down, safe enough for the baby and wy. he made wy wrap his legs around his waist and fucked wy deeper, earning a whimper at every thrust.
"how can i be quiet if you fuck me so well?" wy whined as he moved his hips to each and every thrust. he tried to sit up and pulled lwj towards him for filthy kiss.
"being loud is how i can show my appreciation for you and your amazing, droolworthy cock, er-gege!"
having had quiet enough of wy running his mouth, lwj kissed wy and delivered the last few thrusts before they came together. breathless and panting, lwj let go of wy as the latter slowly laid back down on the desk, all sweaty and flushed.
"lan zhan, i think i heard your desk creak while you were fucking me like a beast." wy said when lwj grabbed some tissues to clean them up.
"..."
"remember when we broke the desk in your room back when we lived together during uni days and your uncle asked how one could possibly break a desk right in the middle?"
"....i remember."
"do you think he ever realised it was sex-related?" wy asked, trying hard to not laugh.
"i think it's the best for all of us if he didn't." lwj replied in fond exasperation.
"hmm, that's true. he thinks his nephew is tame and restrained. imagine his shock if he ever knew his pure-as-jade nephew rawed me in the green room twenty minutes before our valedictorian speeches."
"it was part of the pre-speech prep." lwj said dryly and wy laughed before he pulled his husband for a nice, long kiss.
safe to say, they did not order dinner until much later.
~the end~
my second threadfic for the day and it was just pure self indulgence (as if my whole account is not that🤣)
wy watches jc as he paces across the meeting room.
"surely there must be something...."
"like what?! that man is nuts! fucking nuts! he killed the man you were supposed to get engaged to on the eve of the engagement!"
"we d-don't know if he truly killed..."
"wei wuxian! the ominous letter that he sent was stained with drops of blood! and i am fucking sure it was definitely not his. it has to be wen xu's!" jc lashes out. wy tries to swallow the utter despair that he feels.
it had all started when he slept with hgj, the infamous alpha crimeboss of the lan clan. the merciless alpha who had taken wy's virginity and bred him through and through.
the handsome alpha who was apparently more than twice wy's age.
@brbnera 's fem!lan qiren tweet has me thinking. what if fem!lqr saw madam lan first and they were in love but they knew they won't be accepted
so madam lan married qhj instead.
and it's not a happy occasion at all.
why? because just a few days before, lqr was supposed to approach the lan elders to seek permission for letting madam lan be her "sworn sister". because that's how they could stay close.
and just a few hours before she could, she witnesses madam lan killing a lan elder.
she stares into madam lan's eyes as she does it and watches in horror.
just when they were one step away from happiness, it was snatched right away.
#DarkLanZhan wlw wx au where wy is getting ready for a blind date (that lwj doesn't want her to go on) and dark-ish lwj decides that it's time to make wy stay with her instead. forever.
wy twirls around in place, showing lwj her outfit off.
it is a cute summer dress that brings out wy's beauty even more.
"what do you think jiejie? nice enough? i really don't want to give a slutty vibe for the date. if madam yu comes to know i wasn't dressed 'ladylike', i'll be in for a scolding!" wy mumbles and looks up at lwj.
she's fluttering her eyelashes and bouncing on her toes, trying to look cute.
sometimes, lwj feels that wy could see right through her. could see everything lwj thinks about her, everything that she wants to do to wy. and yet, wy remains clueless. or pretends to. lwj isn't sure.
wy's comment on one of the videos he looked up for before-bed stretches because nhs said those helped him sleep better.
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yingyinghgjwife commented:
"hey guys!! so i did all of these stretches, and i am going to give you a detailed review! (cw : nsfw😋)
okay so! the first one! 1. Ear to shoulder neck stretch.
i tried this and while it really helped, my husband, silly er-gege, saw it as an opportunity to mark me all up! i had to wear turtlenecks all week to work😭😭😭😭it's summer!!!!
2. Child's pose.
ooooh boy, this was such a good one! istg, even though the instructor said 30 secs would be good, i stretched for a solid five mins! and i would have gone for more if my husband hadn't been passing by and seen it as an invitation!!!