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Starting off #FridayNightZillow upscale. $7.99M gets you a Balinese-style waterfront estate on an island in Florida. It's nice. Fully furnished. zillow.com/homedetails/80…?
I could hang out here. Anyone got $8M lying around? #FridayNightZillow
When you are paying this kind of money, you get weird sinks. And sometimes exotic wood walls. #FridayNightZillow #SinkZillow
This is a 2,500-pound bathtub hollowed out from a boulder imported from Bali. Appalling carbon footprint, but it sure looks nice. I think that's a Buddha in the garden. #FridayNightZillow
Little Crab Key Island in the Florida Keys is just $1M. "Build a tiki hut, put in a dock, bring your boat or jet skis and escape to your own exclusive paradise. Park your houseboat and do vacation rentals. Possibilities are endless!"
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$11M buys a New Mexico town next to an old Fort which housed Generals MacArthur and Pershing, Buffalo Soldiers, Navajo code talkers. You get 27 fully rented residential units, cafe, post office, gas station, shop, store, 44K sf. #FridayNightZillow zillow.com/homedetails/28…?
I wouldn't say I'm a fan of all of the decor. But there's an interesting backstory about the property and the old fort in Stars and Stripes: #FridayNightZillow stripes.com/history/2021-1…
Deal of the week might be this artsy house in New York. Just $239K for a big, megaquirky house. Includes turtle/koi pond, massage room, surprises! #FridayNightZillow zillow.com/homedetails/22…?
Not sure I want to see this every time I walk into my house. #FridayNightZillow
It's a nice house, really. Love the woodwork on the cabinets in the kitchen. Park this house in DC and it's $1.5M+ #FridayNightZillow
PARTY SHOWER OF THE WEEK. $3M house in Florida. #FridayNightZillow zillow.com/homes/153-Asht…
TV placement from hell. Somebody should go to jail for this. #FridayNightZillow
Beautiful sink. Don't look in the mirror. #FridayNightZillow #SinkZillow
Time to play "Is That a Toilet?" This is in a super-quirky Canadian house. #FridayNightZillow zillow.com/homes/3606-Sel…?
I'm leaning yes. With a plug-in undercarriage wash feature, perhaps.
Nice house really. Ambitious outdoor water features for, checks notes, Canada. That is one heckuva sink down there too. #FridayNightZillow
Next up is a shockingly low price on a HUGE wedding/mansion combo on 7 acres. 14K+ sf for just $579K!!! We should all move there right now. New York #FridayNightZillow zillow.com/homedetails/15…?
This massive converted church is yours for just $699.9K. Tennessee. #FridayNightZillow zillow.com/homedetails/18…?
Shower curtains. Don't know whether to laugh or cry. #FridayNightZillow
Tiny shack. Tiny Price. $75K. Alaska. You can afford this. Hope you aren't afraid of landslides and such. #FridayNightZillow zillow.com/homedetails/81…?
Fun house for some rich art collector type. $4.7M. Naples. #FridayNightZillow zillow.com/homedetails/11…?
This house just has that little extra. #FridayNightZillow
BAM. Making sure you're awake! #FridayNightZillow
18 acres and a house that served as a Civil War hospital? What's not to like? $750K. Virginia. #FridayNightZillow zillow.com/homedetails/93…?
Could maybe run it as a museum-y B&B? #FridayNightZillow
Just $269K buys you a truly gorgeous exterior of a home. I'd want to renovate the inside, but you could afford to do it at this price. No A/C listed. New Hampshire. #FridayNightZillow zillow.com/homedetails/17…?
Two words: AFFORDABLE HAWAII. $189K. 3 acres. You get a bathroom. Solar. Off grid. Possible catch? "Unpermitted" #FridayNightZillow zillow.com/homedetails/16…?
That is the worst thing I've ever seen on Zillow. Well, maybe not as bad as the elephant stools. But 2nd worst.
I rather like these murals. I approve of the red laundry center. And I hope that's an *anti*-Fascism manifesto or else I'm going to have to give a thumbs down. #FridayNightZillow
Another diner in a basement. $899K. "Accepting backups." Indiana. #FridayNightZillow zillow.com/homedetails/40…?
One more house tonight. It's fantastic. I think I may have posted it once before but worth another look even if I did. #FridayNightZillow
Spectacular Hudson River estate on 10 acres in Hyde Park, New York. $45M. #FridayNightZillow zillow.com/homedetails/46…?
Just wow. #FridayNightZillow. Some of this is cantilevered and a feat of engineering.
Chihuly? Severed head art's gotta go though. #FridayNightZillow
It is possible to get excessive with your sink and marble combos. But the architect/designer is under pressure to make this "worth" $45M, so this is what you get. #FridayNightZillow
This might be the best kitchen in America. #FridayNightZillow
Hope you enjoyed this edition of #FridayNightZillow! Nearly all of the houses tonight were found by my wife and sister-in-law, as it was an extremely busy week.

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"What happens in jail stays in jail" lol. Jail-bar pillows are a nice touch. #FridayNightZillow


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One of the scarier things I've seen on Zillow. Let's hope this is a prop and not an actual electric chair. #FridayNightZillow Image
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