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May 20 33 tweets 14 min read
#TeslaFireIssues 283

"Tesla vehicle fires are exceptionally rare events, and in some cases, there have been zero Tesla vehicle fires in a quarter"

(Tesla Q2 2019 vehicle 'safety' report)

So, in which quarter?

Tesla: 'sorry, no more time for questions'

#TeslaFireIssues 284

Tesla: "Tesla vehicle fires are exceptionally rare events, and in some cases, there have been zero Tesla vehicle fires in a quarter"

So, Elon ..

Why do Teslas explode and burn at least ~30 times (or more) often than a Nissan Leaf?

So, Elon.

Why DO Teslas explode at least 30 times more often than a Nissan Leaf.

(First EV model on the market with 450,000 on the road. Since 2009)

Yet 'miraculously' they burn/explode at least 30 times less, per mile, per car, per year, whatever.

Elon?

At least 30 times more often .. Why?

washingtonpost.com/video/technolo…
Chevrolet: Five batteries on fire? Can't take any chances, full recall!

Tesla: 300+ batteries on fire?
Nahh ..
It'll go away.

Shut up. Or sign our NDA.
Tesla on fire, example 285

Sorry fanboys. Just documenting them since nobody else did. And asking the questions nobody else does.

(Like why does it happen 30 times less to a Nissan Leaf)

abc7.com/santa-monica-c…
PS fanboys.

If you dislike these. Just wait until I start my next thread:

'Burned alive in your Tesla'

Hint: it'll be three digits more often than in a Nissan Leaf

local10.com/news/local/202…
#TeslaFireIssues 286 ..

"Tesla fire outside my work, looks like the people made it out fine"

(Deleted from Reddit since)
But I do tend to make copies ..
287

"The fire started from the front of the car on the right. At the traffic light, the driver of another car saw the smoke and give notification. In less than a minute, the fire broke out, and then the door was locked and could not opened again"

Tesla: so what? Buy another
Funfact: lots of these Tesla owner posts 'mistakenly' get 'deleted'

By 'accident'. After long time complaining on social media and someone at Tesla finally noticing other people reading about it ..

Tesla: Hey, that's why we have NDA's ;)

#TeslaFireIssues 291

Just speeding up a little. Don't want this to take all day ..

292 ..

Sorry. So many Teslas on fire. So little time ..

dimsumdaily.hk/black-tesla-ca…
Do watch the videos. Very euhh .. 'informative'
293

(Just keeping the pace up. On Teslas going down)

dimsumdaily.hk/two-tesla-cars…
Number 287 again.

Just uploading another backup. In case someone signes an NDA ..

dimsumdaily.hk/tesla-catches-…
Nah .. Did this some time ago. Number 99

(Just for some additional recent updating info)

fox13now.com/news/local-new…
Another 'update'

This is from #TeslaFireIssues no. 160:

theverge.com/2022/2/17/2293…
Both families will surely agree how 'safe' your Tesla is

(The 20 yr old and his 19 year old girlfriend)

Both unable to get out and burned alive since, well .. Tesla doors. So #locked inside

(But I'll start another separate Tesla thread soon, on those)

While on the subject ('locked inside your Tesla, waiting for this POS to go up in flames, unable to open the doors')

Now look what an actual Model Y crash looks like.
Into another EV: VW ID.6 ..



How surprising

Just like all IRL tests on people crossing a road, where Dear Leader Elon couldn't program Automatic Emergency Braking in advance ..

(And all other cars still braked, just not Tesla)

The latest Tesla Model Y here fails completely. Again

#TeslaFireIssues 294

(sorry, got to keep the pace up)

copart.com/lot/30649132/P…
Followed by .. Tesla on fire example 295

A 2021 Model Y, low mileage, bargain price ..
(Some smoke damage)

copart.com/lot/31875142/2…
296 .. another one!

"Odometer 0 miles (NOT ACTUAL)"

copart.com/lot/31933182/2…
297

"Keys not available" .. (bummer, low price though)

copart.com/lot/33790522/2…
298

2021 Model Y Tesla
(Most parts included, only front wheels missing)

But I'm sure there'll be a software update for that, soon.
copart.com/lot/35836292/2…
299

2016 Model X

(Transport not included. You buy it: you ship it ..)
#TeslaFireIssues example no. 300 (and we'll call it a day for now)

2020 Tesla Model S
$100,-

(You get paid a $100,- if you take it .. )

copart.com/lot/67333391/2…

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Ongemerkt overschakelen van 'Nieuwste tweets' naar het afgrijselijke 'Toptweets eerst'

Let op! Je ziet dan een totáál andere Twitter dan je TL werkelijk zou zijn

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Het is 'n al jarenlang bekende bug. Maar nu is 'ie wéér terug, voor zoveelste keer

Vooral minder 'ervaren' mensen kunnen daardoor een kompleet verkeerd beeld krijgen.

En .. juist een bák aan pulp te zien krijgen van zaken/discussies/onderwerpen die je vaak NIET wilde.

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Of, zoals sommige FvD sponsoren zouden zeggen: 'Черт побери, придурок!'

Of, zoals onze 39-jarige kleuter met het grootste minderwaardigheidscomplex in NL uit de laatste 100 jaar zou zeggen:

"Ik heb er niet zo'n mening over. Zo werkt het nu eenmaal"..

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;))
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Commentaar Thier: haha, mooi hè ;)

nu.nl/politiek/61855…
Nou had ik daar gelukkig al eens een draadje over gemaakt. Hoe Thier de belastingbetaler flest.

Met z'n trutboekjes.

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Ja, en je vraagt je af hoe dat nou kon hè .. Image
"De eerste stappen zijn openlijk gedoogd en dus durft Poetin gewoon verder te gaan"

"Als het Westen verdeeld en halfslachtig blijft reageren zal ook een volgende stap volgen"

Ja, je snapt er niks van. Hoe dat nou kwam ..

cc @PieterOmtzigt
@PieterOmtzigt Zoooo vreemd ..

Dat "Poetin gewoon verder durft te gaan. Als het Westen verdeeld en halfslachtig blijft reageren"

cc @PieterOmtzigt

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