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This joke in #rescuerangers flashes so fast but oh my god. I think I got them all! #ChipandDaleRescueRangers #chipanddale Image
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Aug 10, 2024
Ancient Roman slavery is fascinating because it's so, so bad, but also utterly blasé in execution. You're talking about an unqualified meat grinder and they basically didn't think it was a big deal at all. It was very nearly pet logic.
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