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May 21 8 tweets 3 min read
Interesting thread.

And/but, it really calls to mind some of the similarities between the big, splashy tech nonsense of 1999/2000 and 2021/2022.
The obvious analogy is the dotcom commercials in the 2000 Super Bowl and the 2022 Super Bowl.

(Really tempting the fates there, eh cryptobros?)
But that understates just how… excessive things had gotten in 99 and 00.

A couple of my favorite examples from the #wiredarchive:

First, the November 1999 cover story on Digiscent (“You’ve Got Smell”).

wired.com/1999/11/digisc…
Second, the June 1999 cover story on the Wired Index.

The tech writers at WIRED magazine had decided that they knew more about the new economy than all of Wall Street. And, for a minute there, they were beating the market.

Pride goeth before the fall.

wired.com/1999/06/wired-…
Compare that to a couple of the big stories from 2021.

Remember Clubhouse? It was briefly valued at $4 billion.

Normies like me thought it was a fad with no business model. But venture capitalists were sure they saw something we didn’t.

wired.com/story/inside-c…
And then there’s the NFT boom, particularly stuff like cryptopunks.

Why were JPEG receipts being bought and sold for millions? Is this The Future, or just evidence of an insane bubble divorced from reality?

wired.com/story/the-1000…
I won’t pretend I know what happens next.

But I will say that the valuation of a lot of these projects hasn’t made a lick of sense. And the justification has repeatedly be some version of “well, look, the Line Goes Up!”
If it turns out the valuations come back down to earth, and tech firms are judged based on their ability to, y’know, actually turn a profit, that’s hardly surprising.

History doesn’t repeat itself, but it sure does rhyme.

And 2021’s tune sounds a lot like 1999s.

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I could assign this screenshot as the final exam assignment in a disinformation class.

The Bad Actor here isn’t the Babylon Bee (they’re just unfunny). And it isn’t Twitter either.
For those who don’t know the Babylon Bee is the latest conservative attempt to do comedy.

It’s what The Onion would be if the Onion wore polo shirts with popped collars and shouted “DO YOU KNOW WHO MY FATHER IS?” at random people on the street.
So the article itself is literally fake news.

It comes from a satire outlet. It’s bad satire, but that’s just because the writers are untalented.
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This is the final week of class in the History of the Digital Future seminar that I teach at GWU.

The main theme that my students learned from 30 years of internet history?

“Big money ruins everything.”

Today it reads like a warning.
#WIREDarchive
The trouble with the 90s web isn’t, I think, that it was commercialized.

It’s that Netscape went public for SO MUCH MONEY, setting off a five year financial boom, which in turn set up insane valuations that could never be justified.

The scale of the money was ruinous.
The trouble with Web 2.0 wasn’t evident at first. It was a ton of decentralized creators doing cool stuff!

But as the money got big, the incentives got skewed.

YouTube was made worse once the money from succeeding in the creator economy got big.
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Silicon Valley: “We burned down 2 rainforests teaching a neural net to draw pictures. Does that help?”
Also Silicon Valley: “the future is going to built on distributed databases of jpeg receipts. It requires more computational power than several nation states.

After we make a trillion dollars from this idea, we’ll fund some carbon offsets or something.”
Also also Silicon Valley: “instead of decarbonizing and making sure the actual world stays habitable, can we interest you in a METAVERSE?”
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Apr 14
I don't think Elon Musk is actually going to successfully buy Twitter.

But if he does, it'll kill the site -- not because the left will leave in protest, but because Elon Musk's idea of "good twitter" is just going to be a crappier product.
Twitter is already perfect for Musk. He can steal memes and call people "pedo guy" and manipulate stock prices and distract attention from bad news about his business ventures to his heart's content.
The problem with Twitter is how people strategically game the algorithms, and how people use it for harassment and harm.

You solve that problem with better rules/more transparency/better moderation/better enforcement.

You don't solve it by saying "no rules!free speech!"
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Apr 5
Just gonna freelance some honest, new taglines for substack…

Substack: please compare us to Clubhouse. We look really good compared to Clubhouse.
Substack: it’s just a blog, a payment system, and an email distribution list stapled together.

…But, um, *innovative.*
Substack: because what the internet needs now is more hot-takes-for-pay.
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I get to teach my favorite *absolutely bonkers* WIRED cover story in class today.

...That's right, folks, it's DIGISCENT DAY!
wired.com/1999/11/digisc…
I've always thought Digiscent was a better icon for the height of the Dotcom boom than Pets.com.

Pets.com was ridiculously overvalued, but the core idea was... fine, just fine.

Digiscent promised to add smell to your internet experience. SMELL!
WIRED made it the Nov '99 cover story. "If this technology takes off, it's gonna launch the next web revolution."

The pitch was basically that the Internet only engages 2 senses. The next frontier must be adding a 3rd!

That's how drunk on the dotcom koolaid people had gotten.
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