Thread by @StevenTDennis

TAHOE MASTERPIECE — Leading #FridayNightZillow this week. We hope you enjoy our family's weekly thread of crazy homes. This one's $64.5M, 16K sf & 5 acres of paradise found. "Crystal Pointe." It's really great. 1/ zillow.com/homedetails/30…?

Seriously, this place is fantastic. A lot of rich people's houses are super tacky, but I like *most* of this one. And the setting is exquisite. #FridayNightZillow

Fantasy bedroom, dining room, theater. #FridayNightZillow

If you have a $64.9M house, it must have a crazy sink. These are the rules of rich people's houses. This is a sink. And this is #FridayNightZillow #SinkZillow

1,225-acre EXOTIC Italian-villa-style ranch in California is NUTS. Features legit imported artwork, 23K organic lemon trees, 1K olive trees imported from Italy, a lake, plus Zebra, Giraffe, Kudu, llamas, antelope, + MUCH more. $22.95M. #FridayNightZillow zillow.com/homes/39250-Or…

Observatory? Check. Pool? Check. Weird art? Check/Check/Check! This off-grid fantasy estate includes an artist strudio, museum, helicopter pad, horse corral, the works. #FridayNightZillow

If you love animals, nature, lemons and art, this is the place for you. #FridayNightZillow

This might be the best deal of the week? $500K buys you TWO historic homes in Saint Joseph, Missouri. Combined 9BR/6BA, 7800sf. Includes the "Parry-Motter mansion." #FridayNightZillow zillow.com/homedetails/21…

I'd change some of the decor but house looks to be in good shape; these houses would be maybe 7-10X the price if in DC? #FridayNightZillow

Um, this house has BOULDERS IN THE BATHROOM. WHAT??? Texas. $1.865M. #FridayNightZillow zillow.com/homedetails/17…?

I find this soothing. And I really need soothing tonight. #FridayNightZillow

I'm sold. $400K. Tennessee. Everyone needs more love in their lives. #FridayNightZillow zillow.com/homedetails/20…?

Making sure you are awake. This is a bathroom in a big Texas house. $2.5M. #FridayNightZillow zillow.com/homedetails/80…?

This house is not subtle. They definitely didn't believe in the "less is more" philosophy. #FridayNightZillow

Other than reports that gas ranges can lead to asthma, I'm drooling over this La Cornue. #FridayNightZillow latimes.com/business/story…

This is "The Tree House" at Sundance in Provo, Utah. Pretty. $1.45M. "The floors and stained glass window came from an old Masonic Temple" #FridayNightZillow zillow.com/homes/3069-E-B…?

20 acres and a Tiny House in New Mexico are, checks notes, just $165,000! Let's buy this an Air-BnB it! "Rancho Relaxo" is on #FridayNightZillow #FNZETF? zillow.com/homedetails/77…?

I don't know about you, but I could definitely spend a week here off the grid and away from all the meshuggeneh goings on in the world. #FridayNightZillow

Grosse Point Park, Michigan has given us a cray cray masterpiece we needed this week. $6.4M. So much eye candy! #FridayNightZillow zillow.com/homedetails/71…?

Kind of weird art, dangerous stairs? Don't bring grandma to this entrance. #FridayNightZillow

HALL OF MIRRORS. #FridayNightZillow

At the end of the hall of mirrors is this. I have questions. Also, on behalf of the #FridayNightZillow team, thank you to the crazy rich people of the world for doing so much weird stuff with your homes. I needed this.

Padded room with views, couches. Party pad? Sheikh vibes. #FridayNightZillow

Wife calls this the James Bond Villain Office. I agree. #FridayNightZillow

A ship hatch I guess? Just because. #FridayNightZillow

Something seems off about this master bedroom. What is that chamber in the corner? #FridayNightZillow

We've never seen this before. Pool at a big Texas house has seating areas that are sunken in the ground BELOW the pool? $1.85M #FridayNightZillow zillow.com/homedetails/23…

!!! Former 1800s-era THEME PARK. JAIL, school, general store, mill, tavern, blacksmith shop, post office, wood shop, smoke house, cook shack, ticket booth, gazebo, wagon shop, cabin. (Ghosts?) Just $295K!
#FridayNightZillow
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Just a lot of cool, weird stuff here. Warsaw, Missouri. #FridayNightZillow

This is a toilet in a Rockville, MD megamansion. (Uh, don't lean back) $3.585M. #FridayNightZillow zillow.com/homedetails/11…?

Party shower of the week. In a super-classy $11.999M Canadian mansion. (Worth a click through). #FridayNightZillow zillow.com/homedetails/32…?

Somebody *REALLY* likes bottles. I need help understanding what is going on in this house. $1.7M. Nevada. #FridayNightZillow

Forgot to post the link. It's a nice house. #FridayNightZillow zillow.com/homedetails/11…?

I hate this next house. Hate it. Not going to post a pic, but if you want to see a bunch of stuff I don't like, click through. #FridayNightZillow zillow.com/homedetails/12…?

$200K buys you this cute off-grid cabin in Hawaii! #FridayNightZillow zillow.com/homedetails/12…?

Earthship. HARPERS FERRY. Need I say more? Let's just move here right now and enjoy the good life. $750K. Play that John Denver song. #FridayNightZillow zillow.com/homedetails/20…?

What do we think of this kitchen? I like purple, but... $2.999M. Houston. #FridayNightZillow zillow.com/homedetails/11…?

Just 2 more houses tonight #FridayNightZillow

Picture-perfect Victorian in Minnesota at an impossible price: ~$499K?! This could be our summer house. #FridayNightZillow zillow.com/homes/427-2nd-…?

Our show-stopper tonight is an artist's retreat in Atlanta. ~530K. #FridayNightZillow zillow.com/homedetails/16…

Whiskey bar in back, nightmare fuel on the wall. #FridayNightZillow. Hope you enjoyed the diversion this week. Big thanks to my wife and sister-in-law for finding almost all of the houses this week. (I've been super busy for reasons). See y'all next week.