Happy #NationalBurgerDay everybody! And there's really only one story I can tell today...
Let's look back at the Wimpy Bar!
The Wimpy chain originally began in 1934 in Chicago. The name was inspired by the character of J. Wellington Wimpy from the Popeye cartoons created by E. C. Segar.
And in 1954 the company sold a license to J. Lyons & Co - owners of the Lyons Corner House - to use the Wimpy name in the United Kingdom.
Fast food was finally coming to Britain!
For twenty years Wimpy was the dominant hamburger chain in the UK. McDonald's would not enter the British market until 1974, followed two years later by Burger King.
Wimpy built on the Lyons Corner House business model of fast table service for people wanting a quick meal: no cutlery, pre-packaged condiments and a wipe-clean table.
Sounds a bit like Nandos...
The Wimpy Bar was a well known feature of many towns and cities in Britain and Ireland throughout the 70s and 80s. In July 1977, the business was acquired by United Biscuits.
Under this new management Wimpy began to phase out table service and adopted the more traditional counter service of rivals McDonald's.
Wimpy's UK mascot was Mr Wimpy, an orange figure dressed as an oversized Beefeater. He was famous enough to feature in his own video game.
And no children's party was complete without a Mr Wimpy surprise: normally a badge and a comic rather than a personal appearance alas.
Wimpy did have some bizarre ideas though. In the early 1970s it stopped admitting unaccompanied women after midnight as they might be prostitutes. In protest the Wembly Women's Lib group stormed the Golders Green branch after midnight demanding to be served!
In 1989 Wimpy was sold to Grand Metropolitan, who began converting many of them into more profitable Burger King outlets.
Around 70 Wimpy Bars still exist in the UK today, now owned by South African company Famous Brands.
In its heyday the Wimpy Bar was the place to go. Even Phil Lynott hung out there.
Perhaps in retrospect Wimpys wasn't the true taste of America was yearning for. But we loved it regardless, because it was there and it was ours.
Wimpy was the home of the Shanty Salad, the Big Bender and the lethal Brown Derby dessert. For many people it was a childhood right of passage and one of the few exciting places to visit on their local High Street.
Its glory days will never fade. Wimpy - Twitter sales you!
(Fun fact: Paul Darrow reprised his role as Avon from Blakes 7 for a 1985 Wimpy ad:
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Today in pulp I revisit a mystery of the recent past: did ‘John Titor’ really travel back in time from 2038 to the year 2000 to warn us about an apocalyptic future? And why was he so keen on getting his hands on a 1975 IBM 5100 computer?
Let’s find out...
In 1998, US radio talk-show host Art Bell read out a fax from a man claiming to be from the future. Two years later the same man, calling himself Time_Traveler_0, left similar messages on the Time Travel Instutute’s internet forum.
They told a strange tale…
“Greetings. I am a time traveler from the year 2036. I am on my way home after getting an IBM 5100 computer system from the year 1975.”
For the next two years Time_Traveler_0, now calling himself John Titor, would leave many similar messages on internet forums.
The Bawdyguard, by John Dexter. Nightstand Books, 1971.
'John Dexter' didn't actually exist. It was a house alias - along with J X Williams - for a range of writers knocking out cheesy sex pulp for Greenleaf publishing. At least 20% of each novel had to be sex scenes with the other 80% titillation, voyeurism or padding. Not much space for character arcs or a hero's journey...
Greenleaf initially specialized in sci-fi magazines, until they discovered sex was selling better. A number of writers were quietly supplying novels for both scenes. Robert Silverberg, Harlan Ellison and Donald E Westlake all provides pseudonymous sex novels for the publisher.
Case 32: High Marks For Malice (1989). Nordic knits always work and they're great for detectives. Pastels are very flattering but you'll need a good lint roller if it's a long case you're investigating. This is a clear fashion win.
Case 51: A Model Crime (1990). Gold is a hard colour to pull off, but the details are on point here: single button and shoulder pads make it a power look and Nancy has sensibly avoided the '90s waitcoat trend. Another win.
Today in pulp: I try to buy a computer... in 1978!
Let's see how I do.
First things first: in 1978 you might never actually see your computer. Many people used dumb terminals linked to a mainframe or minicomputer system somewhere in the office basement. Access was on a timeshare basis, with dozens of users sharing access to the same system.
If you did have a microcomputer on your desk you were probably an executive. To be honest many CEOs didn't actually know what a computer was or what it did.