Thread by @astramouse

When my Mom joined Parler, I joined and followed all the accounts she was following. You know… like a Mom usually does to her teenage daughter. Not like a daughter in her 20’s would normally do to her mother. 1/16

Now she’s on Truth Social, so I decided to do the same thing. And holy bananas on a fuckstick, she’s become a thousand times worse. I already knew she was getting into some Q stuff, maybe even full Q- but now it’s like I’m monitoring a 12 year old. 2/16

If you’ve never been on Truth Social, spare yourself. It’s not worth it. First of all, my Mom is following over 1k profiles, most of which have the hasthtag “IFBAP” which at first I thought was somehow related to the NIFB, which would be weird since she converted to Catholic3/16

It turns out IFBAP means “I Follow Back All Patriots”. There are other weird acronyms too, like “WWG1WGA” “FJB”(I think I can guess that one) “WEF” “NWO” “PAIN” “KAG” “CRT”(I know that one). 4/16

And many hashtags I can only assume are codes: z28, p4e, w27, c12, v25, t24, s23, mt22, r22, 2A, cj. 17 seems to be an important number. 5/16

Someone said WEF means World Economic Fascists, so that’s one down. I’m guessing NWO means New World Order. 6/16

I want to know what “Return the Diamonds” means. My mom actually tweeted about it in the sense you could tell it was another thing like “LGB” that she found very secretly devious. 7/16

Q people keep posting hastags “ThereIsNoQanon” and “Pedowood.” And- Pandora Papers? Black Rock? What is all this? Also- Pepe. Is. HUGE. Pepe is EVERYWHERE. 8/16

People think I’m old and need general help with social media, because I keep asking questions. 👵🏻 But it really is like stepping onto another planet. 9/16

It turns out, Truth Social has this weird thing with followers- once you get to 7.5k, you have to have 90% of the number of the people you are following, following you. At least Mom isn’t intentionally acting like a 12yo seeking clout, I guess? 10/16

This is a rabbit hole. Holy shit, there is so much crazy in this garbage disposal. If you didn’t know- They think JFKjr is coming back from the dead, as is someone called Kappy. JFK flew a plane last month for a memorial? 11/16

Hooooly shit the ones who refused to get vaccinated are now calling themselves “Pureblood.” And there’s some movie called “2000 Mules”? 12/16

My mother retruthed a photo of the statue of liberty holding an AK and pointing back across the atlantic… so that’s cool… All in all, her feed is like my facebook feed when I was 13-17, except worse. 13/16

She also retruthed a super “edgy” video from a Pepe account, but since it only has 12 views, I’ll just say it’s basically a Star Wars parody of her political enemies, but also a Youtube Poop. 14/16

Takeaways: Mom thinks Trump is the real president, promotes “false flag” bs, thinks Satanists are out to get us, that pedophilia is an epidemic the size and scale of sweating when it’s hot, 15/16

Yes, she is now definitely a Q. She is also a Trump fangirl, who calls people different from her by stupid names. She probably thinks I eat babies as a ritual, at this point. I think it’s time to chat. 16/16

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