Dear #12thman,

As regional play approaches, you may find yourself in an unfamiliar seat. Baseball, particularly as a fan, is an assignment based sport. Do your job and we win. Periodt.

Please refer to this handy dandy guide for your assignment.
1. Section 12
2. Burm
3. Section 203 (🐐)
4. 3rd Base Line
5. Bleachers
6. Aggie Alley (Who needs tickets lmfao) Image
For Section 12.

You have two jobs:

1. Harass the Bullpen.
2. Annoy the RF/CF.

Ball 5 is a bonus if you can get after it. But don't waste your voice on the 1st base coach or the pitcher.
Berm.

You have the right fielder. Learn his name. Learn his girlfriends name (his ex too if possible). Learn why his mom got kicked out of PTA.

If he has a Twitter, Facebook or LinkedIn get after it.

The bothering of Mike from Rhode Island is the gold standard.
Section 202/203 (Usual Student/GA seating).

Primary responsibilities: Pitcher, 1st base coach. Leads Ball 5 chant, sets cadence for Pitcher name calls, etc. This is a great responsibility, rise to it.

Please come prepared with zingers and water.
3rd Base Line.

Responsibilities: 3rd base coach (there's a box here too), Pitcher, Cheering for our dugout. (Follow cadence from 202/203 for Ball 5, etc, unless @OlsenSection203 says otherwise).

Your zingers are crucial, you gotta bring creativity. Your noise is imperative.
Bleachers.

Assignment ruin Left Fielder's world. Ensure he hears "I got it." in his dreams. Similar rules for Berm vis a vis social media. Also keep your head on a swivel for foul balls.

Stay safe and rowdy.
Aggie Alley.

Also Left Field and tracking down dingers smashed by our bois. Tailgate hard, yell as loud as you can for as long as you can. You may not count toward attendance but you got the spirit and that's what counts.
To all. Stay in your lane. Do YOUR job. This doesn't work if everyone tries to do one thing.

Know your assignment and apologize to your mother in advance for the hooligan shit you are about to undertake.

Baseball is an intimate sport where fans can and do have individual..
and collective impact on the game.

Home field is a privilege and we have the opportunity to exercise that advantage.

Don't you dare waste it.
NOW LETS GO BEAT THE HELL OUT OF WHOEVER IS ON THE OTHERSIDE.

THIS IS BLUE BELL PARK AT OLSEN FIELD THE CORNER OF OLSEN AND BUSH IN WHOOP CITY. BUT OUR OPPONENTS WILL KNOW IT BY A SHORTER NAME: HELL.

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