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Jun 6
IPOB FINISHING THE JOB THE METHODIST PRELATE STARTED;NO ONE IS SHOCKED

Expectedly IPOB miscreats are trying to finish the final act of the poorly produced tragicomedy skit started by the Bishop who in the movie was kidnapped, walked 15 kilometers within a distance of
5 kilometers while obese, had the most friendly and heartwarming conversation with his captors who out of their love for him disclosed their future missions to him, counted 200 cows, distinguished between Fulani and Hausa with ease and even knew the country they're from.
You guessed it right, Sudan. Just like Nnamdi Kanu of course

They've been circulating this photo across their social media platforms as the mythical Fulani herdsmen who kidnapped the shameless bishop. Could these people be more predictable?
Read 7 tweets
Jun 6
Check-out the pictures of the graduates of Bourdillion School of Political Development.
The Vice-Chancellor himself in Damask on White.
The Policeman (ADC) to the VC was at least a 3 times commissioner in Lagos before becoming a King now.
To the immediate left of the
VC is Pastor, formerly a Commissioner but now a Vice-President, Yemi Osinbajo
On the far left of the VC is Baba Kabiru, formerly a Commissioner but now a Minister.
There are others you might spot from the photograph, who must have also advanced politically
Can we tag such a man as a greedy and self-centered VC?
Mind you, he had produced many other graduates who are doing very wonderfully well politically all over Nigeria.

I am not for anyone, I am for everyone.
Read 4 tweets
Jun 5
How many of us in this blue app have noticed that the most popular & most frequent prayer for others, prayer point or prayer request on social media platforms & messaging apps -- "God will send you your destiny helper today, before the end of this week or this month"
has disappeared. In our churches, Pastors no longer pray for "your destiny helpers to locate you" or prophesy that "you will locate your destiny helpers so, so & so date".
Even in our personal or private prayers or prayer requests, we no longer pray or request from God to
"send us destiny helpers".
Why?
Simple!
A nation blinded by greed for power, crass opportunism, envious hate & selfish parochialism decided to lend itself to treachery, betrayal, conscienceless backstabbing & malicious pulling down of the biggest "destiny helper"
Read 9 tweets
Jun 3
I just watched the full fifteen minutes Tinubu speech. That thing was classic. What I like most was the vibes. That "old man's vibe" was all over the place, I found it romantic and irresistible. They asked me to bring three names. Yemi Cardoso was number one. Wale Edun
was number two, Yemi Osinbajo was number three. I decided to drop just one name since I was surrendering my right.Buhari agreed to this and I dropped Yemi Osinbajo’s name. β€œYou have not heard this from me before. This is the first place I am saying this.
It’s my time now"

~Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu, 02.06.2022.

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I love the manner he placed Yemi Osinbajo and Dapo Abiodun. Watching it, I was reminded of the role Jagaban played in 2015 and I realized more than ever that, Yemi Osinbajo is the biggest
Read 5 tweets
Apr 23
In every society, the money is with the older people. You know why? It's bcos they hv lived longer & worked longer than you. Your best bet is to get them to invest in your political career, but again, nobody wants to give his money to irresponsible, disrespectful youths like
you to start with.
See as you are all complaining of how high the money for APC Presidential form is, una never hear anything yet. Keep deceiving yourselves.

Tinibu is wearing pampers, Tinibu is wearing pampers, oya you wey no dey wear pampers, commot ₦100 million shine road
make we see lol.
Awon omo not too young to run, where una wan run go get ₦100 million for APC Presidential form bayi? 🀣

The fact that these so called young politicians fail at basic social arithmetics alone tells you all about their
Read 4 tweets
Apr 23
INDIGENES OF ORSUIHITEUKWA BEGS THE FEDERAL AND THE STATE GOVERNMENTS TO STATION A PERMANENT MILITARY BASE ON THEIR SOIL

Day don finally break and the sympathisers are now crying for help. Just as we warned. Read the full statement below
Check today's (Friday April 22, 2022) The Sun Nigeria, page 7 for the full page publication by THE CONCERNED ORSU PROFESSIONALS, LGA HEADQUARTERS AWO-IDEMILI ORSU LGA IMO STATE

- AN OPEN LETTER TO HIS EXCELLENCIES, PRESIDENT MUHAMMADU BUHARI, THE COMMANDER- IN- CHIEF,
FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA, CHIEF HOPE UZODIMMA, THE EXECUTIVE GOVERNOR OF IMO STATE AND TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN

ORSU ANGELS OF DEATH (Codenamed ỀMỀ ỌMA): A CALL FOR SUSTAINED MILITARY PRESENCE IN AWO-IDEMILI AND THE ENTIRE ORSU LOCAL GOVERNMENT AREA (LGA)
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