Thread by @Ashmedaidemon

Feels like they kind of buried the lead on this one

Outcome After Organ Transplantation From Brain-dead Donors After a Cerebral Insult Following SARS-CoV-2 Vaccination []

Just another mild transient case of fatally "insulting" VITT
@AAPSonline
pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/34570086/

🧵Holy mackerel 💣💣💣💣💣💣💣

Organ transplantation from deceased donors with vaccine-induced thrombosis and thrombocytopenia

Identified *13* deaths consistent with VITT

13!!!!!!!!!!!
@EthicalSkeptic @RMConservative @fynn_fan @EduEngineer
pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/34214257/

"We identified 13 consented deceased organ donors, who presented with thrombosis and/or hemorrhage and laboratory features consistent with VITT between 1/28 & 4/9/21"

That's 13 probable vax *DEATHS*

10 of which proceeded to donate organs.

Let's see how that turned out🤔🤔🤔

"one recipient died within a day of transplantation from a presumed cardiac event"

Gee I wonder how that might have happened

"Three recipients developed early allograft failure requiring explantation (two livers and one kidney)"
In other words, removal of the transplanted organ

"There were seven major thrombotic or hemorrhagic postoperative complications (three bleeds and four [] thromboses) in six recipients resulting in the loss of three transplants as described above"

Totally unpredictable though 🤣🤣🤣

"none of the patients with thromboses had significant preexisting procoagulant tendencies"

"two transplanted kidneys have impaired allograft function, currently requiring hemodialysis"

Coincidence??
"these events occurred within 9 days of transplantation"

Although it could also have been the vax of the recipients lol:
"Of the six recipients with bleeding or thrombotic events, two had received their second dose of ChAdOx1 nCoV‐19 vaccine within 30 days before transplantation"

Credit to the authors:

"the potential risks of transplanting organs from donors with VITT [..] possible transmission of pathogenic lymphocytes producing anti‐PF4"

@ichudov @EduEngineer @JesslovesMJK @AAPSonline @FlavioCadegiani @Jikkyleaks @mdccclxx @VacSafety

Buyer beware: The risks of donor-derived vaccine-induced thrombosis and thrombocytopenia

Beware indeed. You wouldn't want to suffer a trifling mild VITT from a transplant now would you.
pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/34403185/

5 more mild transient fatal VITTs, of which 3 donated organs:

Solid organ procurement and transplantation from deceased donors with VITT

All recipients survived🥳🥳
Sometimes, you play Russian roulette and win
pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/34233058/

Active Covid-19 infection and transmission after the first dose of the BNT162b2 mRNA vaccination in Saudi Arabia: A case report

Yup, got his whole family sick too
pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/34303125/

Now this is indeed a tragedy

Allergic reaction to red cosmetic lip tattoo with possible exacerbations after SARS-CoV-2 vaccination

pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/35536566/

Adverse event of Sinovac Coronavirus vaccine: Deafness

Oh Well

Look at the bright side - now you can't hear the screams of the ppl starving to death or being beaten in the streets

@RMConservative
pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/34895936/

Definitely wasn't the last:

First report of post-transplant autoimmune hepatitis recurrence following SARS-CoV-2 mRNA vaccination

Quote:
"We firmly believe that mRNA vaccination was responsible for this 'recurrence'"

@RMConservative @AAPSonline
pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/35390478/

Timeline:
- AI hep
- liver transplant 2014
- Pfizer magic unicorn juice 2021
- AI Hep 💣STRIKES AGAIN💣

Quote contd:
"and that clinicians should be vigilant for this reaction in patients transplanted for autoimmune hepatitis"

Maybe just don't vax???

Someone forgot to add 'after ChAdOx1 Vaccination' in the title🤔
Unusual Fever, Headache, and Abdominal Pain in a Healthy Woman

@ichudov @RMConservative
pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/34339677/

Vaccine-induced pseudothrombocytopenia after Ad26.COV2.S vaccination

Literally, SAE is 'VIP'😂😂😂

pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/34374813/

Gastrointestinal Complications of COVID-19 Vaccines

"we present the first documented case report of post-vaccination acute diverticulitis and colon micro-perforation following Moderna booster"

Mild: the perforations were "micro"😂
pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/35573556/

A case of adenoviral covid-19 vector vaccine possibly linked to severe but reversible interstitial lung injury post-vaccination

"Severe but reversible"

Is this the next talking point - well it may not be mild, but it's "Reversible"??

@RMConservative @ichudov @EduEngineer

https://twitter.com/Ashmedaidemon/status/1535335189790044160?s=20&t=lQp_qketEx7aW2tXPTj3fQ

*Nove*l Sclerosis:

Sclerotic skin disease development following COVID-19 vaccination

"To our knowledge, this pattern has never been reported in the literature and represents potential COVID-19 vaccine adverse effects, of which clinicians should be aware"
pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/35224171/

Pfizer-BioNTech COVID-19 vaccine associated TINNITUS

"[bec] of benefit and this minor and reversible AE, we recommend the administration of the Pfizer vaccine"

Minor & reversible suicide too?😡😡😡😡

@RMConservative @AAPSonline @ichudov @EthicalSkeptic
pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/35583323/

Aphasia seven days after second dose of an mRNA-based SARS-CoV-2 vaccine

"Even if the first dosage goes uncomplicated, the second dose may be complicated by severe adverse reactions as in the following case"

@RMConservative @ichudov @EthicalSkeptic
pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/34192245/

Very bizarre vax injury episode😱💣🤔

Focal onset non-motor seizure following COVID-19 vaccination

"patient went to bathroom and forgot to lock the door and after some time he came out of toilet completely naked and soiled with faeces"

It gets better:
pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/34000712

"Then the person sat on sofa without cleaning himself"
😱😱😱😱😱

"His wife was astonished with this bizarre behaviour, but he seemed to be in a “trance state” and without responding to any questions"

Just a really lousy day all around💣💣💣

"Soon after, his wife noticed that he became unresponsive lying on the sofa and a “peculiar vocalization” was heard"
🤔🤔🤔

@ichudov @RMConservative @EduEngineer @AAPSonline @Jikkyleaks @fynn_fan @FlavioCadegiani @SteveDeaceShow @JesslovesMJK @JesseKellyDC

AZ provokes distressing visions of Fauci:

First episode psychosis following receipt of first dose of COVID-19 vaccine

"she started to remain irritable, talk irrelevantly, try to run away from home, voiced delusions of persecution and reference, and..."
pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/35091388/

"reported visual hallucinations of seeing Gods and demons"

In other words, visions of Fauci & SCIENCE

No wonder she was so distressed🤣🤣🤣

@RMConservative @SteveDeaceShow @ichudov @JesslovesMJK @Covid19Critical

Vax to Ventilator
Case of GBS following COVID-19 vaccine

That's some extremely mild & transient GBS right there😱

Of course, it would have been a worse ventilation experience w/o vax😂

@RMConservative @SteveDeaceShow @EduEngineer @JesslovesMJK @ichudov
pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/34187803/

Vaccines as a tool of censorship:

Vocal cord paralysis following first dose of Oxford-AstraZeneca COVID-19 vaccine

Is prefrontal cortex "paralysis" next?

pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/35225187/

Just another case of mild Aseptic Meningitis:

Aseptic Meningitis Following Dose 2 of an mRNA Vaccine in a Healthy Male

He was healthy you see

So it was prob healthy meningitis too😂

And he even recovered from the healthy meningitis😉

@RMConservative
pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/35132836/

Neurologic Phantosmia Following Pfizer-BioNtech COVID-19 Vaccination

This case report presents the following dilemma:

Can you guess which option they chose??

(maybe getting covid would be 'cure' cuz lose smell)

@RMConservative @ichudov @Jikkyleaks
pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/34096896/

🚨New Medical Condition Alert:🚨

ThromboMyoCytopenia🩸💔

Simultaneous Occurrence of Immune-Mediated Thrombocytopenia and Myocarditis After mRNA-1273 COVID-19 Vaccination

This new condition is of course mild safe & effective

@JesslovesMJK @AlexBerenson
pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/34794189/

Another medical anomaly:

An Unusual Case of Hemorrhagic Pleuropericarditis After COVID-19 Vaccination

Some good ole' fashioned bleedin pericarditis

PLEURO-peri, not just plain old regular peri either

Does unusual mean that it wasn't mild either?😱😱

pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/35693361/

Histological and immunohistochemical findings in a fatal case of thrombotic thrombocytopenia after ChAdOx1 nCov-19 vaccination

MILD

Mildly fatal, that is

But definitely transient though

@AlexBerenson
pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/35144085/

Ummmm.....

Marie Antoinette syndrome following COVID-19 vaccination

Yup, someone actually named a syndrome after Marie Antoinette🤣🤣🤣

Btw, this was a case of nasty alopecia

"LET THEM INJECT CAKE"

@AlexBerenson @JesslovesMJK
pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/35567509/

Brandon made it into a case report🤣🤣😉😉

Delirium in a patient with Alzheimer's dementia following COVID-19 vaccination

pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/34245485/

🚨
Intramyocardial Inflammation after COVID-19 Vaccination: An Endomyocardial Biopsy-Proven Case Series

*PROVEN*

They forgot to say "mild" 😉😏

@JesslovesMJK @EduEngineer @ClareCraigPath @AAPSonline @FlavioCadegiani @Covid19Critical @AlexBerenson
pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/35805941/

"Here, we present a comprehensive histopathological analysis of EMBs from 15 patients with reduced ejection fraction (LVEF = 30 (14-39)%) and the clinical suspicion of myocarditis following vaccination"

"Immunohistochemical EMB analyses reveal myocardial inflammation in 14 of 15 patients, with the histopathological diagnosis of active myocarditis according the Dallas criteria (n = 2), severe giant cell myocarditis (n = 2) and inflammatory cardiomyopathy (n = 10)."

"Importantly, infectious causes have been excluded in all patients"

Just a mild spleen rupture:

fulminant portomesenteric thrombosis and atraumatic splenic rupture due to vector-vaccine-induced thrombotic thrombocytopenia: a case report

Who needs a spleen anyways?
pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/35821156/

Vaccine-induced immune thrombotic thrombocytopenia presenting as a mimic of heparin-induced thrombocytopenia in a hemodialysis patient receiving ChAdOx1 nCoV-19 vaccine

We need clot-resistant dialysis machines🤔🤔
pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/35820808/

Acute Extensive Deep Vein Thrombosis After Heterogeneous Administration of Moderna mRNA Booster Vaccine

Don't worry, it was 'acutely extensive', but the DVT was so totally mild.

In fact, it was mildly acutely extensive too!!
pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/35812633/

🚨🚨 New condition: ADE Myocarditis

Focal Myocarditis As the First Sign in the Presentation of a COVID-19 Infection: A Case Report

You have to read a few paragraph's in to discover that the patient was **fully vaxxed**

@JesslovesMJK @EduEngineer
pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/35903566/

So either this is vax myo, or epic vax failure (or both)

Getting myo from breakthrough covid infection is not supposed to happen to fully vaxxed

Especially myo as the LEADING symptom of covid disease

Isn't "reduces disease severity" the [only] benefit of the genetic jabs??

Getting myo from covid would seem at least mildly inconsistent with reduced disease severity

Or maybe not - cuz of course, without the jab the myo would've definitely been so much worse🤣🤣🤣

Fatal probably

Burying the lead are we???

A case report of giant cell myocarditis after a syncope-related motor vehicle accident: an atypical presentation for a life-threatening condition

Just another transient mildly fatal myocarditis randomly happening after vaxxing

pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/35865223/

"This case report presents a previously healthy 59-year-old Vietnamese woman who initially presented with syncope and a motor vehicle accident who developed rapid decline in left ventricular function. Her initial echocardiogram was suggestive of an infiltrative cardiomyopathy.

Twenty-seven days following her initial presentation to hospital, she was unable to recover from severe multi-organ dysfunction, and the patient was palliated and passed away."

RIP

We could also call this case report "adventures in automotive roulette"

cuz man are those car crashes up this year

COVID vaccine-associated myocarditis in an 8-year-old patient

*EIGHT* years old

There is no justification for this evil
pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/35892184/

Unprovoked Submassive Saddle Pulmonary Embolism in an Adult Male After Pfizer COVID-19 Vaccination

Hmmmm....

I think we know what 'provoked' this🤔🤔

pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/35949450/

From France:

Cas grave de myocardite après vaccination anti-SRAS-CoV-2 chez une femme de 49 ans

AZ Dose 1 / Pfizer Dose 2

Mix & Match for *even milder* Mild Myo

yesirrreeeeee

pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/35851531/

Evans Syndrome Presenting as an Atypical Complication of SARS-CoV-2 Vaccination

"this is the first case of ES caused by the COVID-19 vaccination to be reported in the literature"

and it won't be the last

pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/35936148/

Kidney transplantation from deceased donors with vaccine-induced thrombosis and thrombocytopenia (VITT): Definitely feasible and safe?

Is it ok to wonder why there are all these case reports of jab fatalities if they're super duper duper safe??
pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/35924729/

Fulminant hepatitis following COVID-19 vaccination: A case report

Brought to you by AstraZeneca

(Probably sponsored by Pfizer though)
pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/35865787/

A Puzzling Diagnosis of Cerebral Vein Thrombosis in a COVID-19-Vaccinated Patient

'Puzzling'

Indeed it is

pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/35836469/

A Case Report of a Young Female With Renal Infarction Secondary to Breakthrough COVID Infection

"This case demonstrates that COVID infection may present renal infarction [] even after appropriate vaccination"

Or perhaps...
Because of??
@EduEngineer
pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/35800811/

Reversible Autoimmune Cardiomyopathy Secondary to a Vaccine-Induced Multisystem Inflammatory Syndrome

"Reversible"

Waterboarding is reversible too

pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/35747051/

Fatal intracranial hemorrhage in patient with thrombocytopenia and positive HIT antibodies after vaccination with ChAdOx1 nCoV-19 - VITT without thrombosis?

Just when you thought we had that safety thing all figured out...

BAM

Curveball strikes him out

pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/35640515/

Simultaneous Occurrence of Immune-Mediated Thrombocytopenia and Myocarditis After mRNA-1273 COVID-19 Vaccination: A Case Report

Both were mild of course

Super very mild

And transient too!! Discharged on Day 6 :)
@AlexBerenson
pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/35638196/

Anti-platelet factor 4 immunoglobulin G levels in vaccine-induced immune thrombocytopenia and thrombosis: Persistent positivity through 7 months

"Conclusions: Explanations for reduced platelet activation during follow-up,
pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/35515079/

despite similar total anti-PF4 antibody levels, remains unclear. Clinical implications of persistent anti-PF4 antibodies in VITT require further study."

Um....

Why do we need further study if we already know that they're totally safe and effective??

Transient severe myocarditis and intraventricular thrombus associated with SARS-CoV-2 vaccination

'transient' 'severe'

Sounds a wee bit oximoronic, no?

You know what else is a 'transient' 'severe' outcome?

DEATH

@TotallyCanc3l3d @ICANdecide
pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/35509213/

Vax = chemical trans surgery??

Superficial Thrombophlebitis of the Penis following AstraZeneca ChAdOx1-S Vaccination: A Rare Venous Thromboembolic Complication

@TotallyCanc3l3d
pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/35402336/

Answer:

COVID-19 vaccination and penile Mondor disease. There is any relationship?

pagepressjournals.org/index.php/aiua…

"Vaccinations were the only possible pathogenetic factors linking the 5 young patients"

That settles it I guess

@AlexBerenson

Thromboembolic events following mRNA vaccines for COVID 19: a case series

Now this is a Freudian slip all right🤔🤔

they meant to say 'experienced' but instead... well...

pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/35118582/

Life-changing consequences of vaccine-induced immune-mediated thrombosis with thrombocytopenia

It was mildly life changing, don't worry

And we never said that AstraZeneca was mild, only the mRNA jabs

@EduEngineer @AAPSonline
pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/34961923/

Catastrophic antiphospholipid syndrome complicated with essential thrombocythaemia after COVID-19 vaccination

"we report a case of CAPS in a patient who developed thrombosis in multiple organs, including brain, heart, kidney, spleen and digits.....

pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/34909568/

.....1 day after COVID-19 vaccination"

This was a *Pfizer* beauty, not J&J/AZ

Um...

I guess it was only mildly catastrophic, she did survive

for now anyway

@TotallyCanc3l3d @EduEngineer @P_McCulloughMD @FlavioCadegiani @AlexBerenson

Fatal exacerbation of ChadOx1-nCoV-19-induced TTS after initial successful therapy with intravenous immunoglobulins

Hey, it was transient

Well, sort of transient, took a full month to go from jab to slab

But it was only mildly fatal

@AlexBerenson
pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/34847660/

A case of unusual mild clinical presentation of COVID-19 vaccine-induced ITTP with splanchnic vein thrombosis

It wasn't just mild, it was *UNUSUALLY MILD*

It's a wonder they were able to detect anything with such mildness

@TotallyCanc3l3d @AlexBerenson
pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/34843991/

Fatal cerebral venous sinus thrombosis after COVID-19 vaccination

This is a case of 'AstraZenecide'

#AstraZenecide

@AAPSonline @TotallyCanc3l3d @EduEngineer
pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/33983464/

Title of AstraZenecide Case Report:

'Red urine and a red herring - diagnosing rare diseases in the light of the COVID-19 pandemic'

Kind of missing the boat a bit, don't you think?

🤔🤔🤔
pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/34768287/

COVID-19 vaccine-induced Stevens-Johnson syndrome

"Herein, we are reporting a case of Stevens–Johnson syndrome due to COVID‐19 vaccine, which has been proved by history taking, clinical examination and histopathology"

pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/34081806/

Toxic Epidermal Necrolysis Post COVID-19 Vaccination - First Reported Case

How are there so many 'first reported case's?
🤔🤔🤔🤔

@AAPSonline
pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/34540442/

Stevens-Johnson syndrome related with Comirnaty® []

"multiple painful lesions appeared, associated with ulcers on the lips, oral cavity, nasal cavity, vulva, and vagina, oedema of the hands and feet, conjunctival erythema, blurred vision, and malaise"

pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/35966160/

Fulminant necrotizing eosinophilic myocarditis after COVID-19 vaccination survived with mechanical circulatory support

See?? Myocarditis IS transient

Also, is leaving out 'mRNA' from the title really necessary to mollify @Twitter

@AlexBerenson
pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/35616026/

COVID-19 association with purpura fulminans: report of a life threatening complication in a fully vaccinated patient

Wasn't the vaccine supposed to prevent *LIFE THREATENING* covid disease?

Or is spiking spike titers with vax + infection a bad idea....

pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/35355577/

Immune-mediated necrotizing myopathy after BNT162b2 vaccination

One of the most common features of case reports: patients were "previously healthy"

Emphasis on 'previously'

@AAPSonline @FlavioCadegiani @IamBrookJackson @sonia_elijah
pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/34970746/

Case Report: 'Vaccines are the gift that keeps on giving even after your death' Edition

Liver graft outcomes from donors with [] VITT

donors means they died... from VITT

"19 brain-dead donors with VITT [] had organs offered for transplantation"

*19*!!
pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/34662508/

Potential Triggers for Thrombocytopenia and/or Hemorrhage by the BNT162b2 Vaccine, Pfizer-BioNTech

You're right, it's not just a ClotShot

It's also a HEMHORRAGIC shot

2 for the price* of 1

*virtue signaling is priceless
pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/34660652/

Sudden Sensorineural Hearing Loss Following the Second Dose of COVID-19 Vaccine

Look on the bright side: now you get to learn what those dots mean

pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/34589343/

Safety Warning for ChAdOx1 nCov-19 Vaccine in Patients with Sickle Cell Disease

Now extend that to everyone else
pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/34527211/

Vaccine-Induced Thrombocytopenia with Severe Headache

"11 patients presented with severe headache in the absence of CVST 5 to 18 days after ChAdOx1 []. All the patients had thrombocytopenia..."

"intracranial hemorrhage occurred in 3 patients"

pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/34525282/

Get ready, this one's a doozy:

Tolosa-Hunt Syndrome and Hemorrhagic Encephalitis Presenting in a Patient after COVID-19 Vaccination Followed by COVID-19 Infection

Background: patient was vaxxed, got breakthrough infection symptomatic at 9 days post vax

pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/35884709/

"Two weeks after the presentation, he developed Tolosa-Hunt Syndrome, an autoimmune phenomenon, with painful left ophthalmoplegia"

quite a ride so far eh?

it wasn't over though

"The patient returned after four weeks and the neurological exam results showed significant signs of

right hemiparesis, mixed aphasia, incomplete left ophthalmoplegia, severe headache, and agitation; after a few days, the patient experienced a depressed level of consciousness and coma."

Just a tad more than mild

Not everyone is gonna get 100% mildness, but it'll be mostly mild

"The patient's clinical condition worsened and, unfortunately, he died."

Whoops?

FATAL BREAKTHROUGH COVID was the one thing absolutely guaranteed NOT to happen

😆😆😆😆

And boy was this a clinical doozy

"MRI brain images revealed multiple ischemic strokes, meningitis,

infectious vasculitis, and hemorrhagic encephalitis, which are all serious complications of COVID-19."

They forgot to say "and the magic unicorn covid juice"

Spike Protein Gonna Spike Protein

@AAPSonline @TotallyCanc3l3d @IamBrookJackson @DrWChestnutPL

An autopsy case of fulminant myocarditis after severe acute respiratory syndrome coronavirus 2 vaccine inoculation

mRNA vax myocarditis offs a *61 yo WOMAN*

at least it was transient

@AAPSonline @P_McCulloughMD
pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/36040128/

A Case Report for Acute Myopericarditis After NVX-CoV2373 (Novavax ®) COVID-19 Vaccination

Novavax in on the myocarditis action!!

@AAPSonline
pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/36038960/

Myocardial Infarction Following COVID-19 Vaccine Administration: Post Hoc, Ergo Propter Hoc?

"We hereby present five cases of sudden death secondary to MI and tightly temporally related to COVID-19 vaccination"

@AAPSonline
pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/36016266/

Rhabdomyolysis after BNT162b2 mRNA Covid-19 vaccine in an adolescent male

In a 16 year old kid

Great call by his doctor to get jabbed

pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/35991822/

Late Gadolinium Enhancement after COVID-19 Vaccination

Pfizer, 16yo

"the extensive LGE in this case seen well past resolution of acute symptoms raises concern for ventricular arrhythmia, future diastolic dysfunction, and other sequelae"

Mild & Transient
pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/34778788/

Extensive thrombosis after COVID-19 vaccine: cause or coincidence?

Definitely coincidence

Duh

pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/34400433/

Immune thrombocytopenic purpura and acute liver injury after COVID-19 vaccine

Well at least she won't have to get vaxxed in order to get a transplant in a couple of years

@AAPSonline
pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/34330722/

New-onset autoimmune hepatitis following mRNA COVID-19 vaccination in a 36-year-old woman with primary sclerosing cholangitis - should we be more vigilant?

Everyone agrees this is a stupid question

We disagree on the answer

@AAPSonline @TotallyCanc3l3d
pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/34450237/

First Identified Case of Fatal Fulminant Necrotizing Eosinophilic Myocarditis Following the Initial Dose of the Pfizer-BioNTech mRNA COVID-19 Vaccine (BNT162b2, Comirnaty): an Extremely Rare Idiosyncratic Hypersensitivity Reaction

"Extremely Rare." Duh.

pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/34978002/

Acute necrotizing eosinophilic myocarditis after COVID-19 vaccination

Necrotizing

sounds like fun

pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/35551373/

Incessant pericarditis following the second dose of SARS-CoV-2 mRNA vaccine successfully treated with anakinra: a case report

"INCESSANT"

Does that mean it wasn't transient?

@AAPSonline
pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/36111072/

A case of hemophagocytic lymphohistiocytosis following second dose of COVID-19 vaccination

HLH = immune cells think that blood cells are yummy

@AAPSonline
pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/36096118/

"Physicians need to be aware of such severe complications following a second dose of the COVID-19 vaccine"

Lots of calls for awareness of things which we are told do not exist

🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

A case of BNT162b2 COVID-19 vaccine-associated fulminant myocarditis in a very elderly woman

This is good news - we can now rest assured, myocarditis is not discriminatory🥳🥳

Oh, and "Steroid pulse therapy was effective"

See? Mild & Transient
pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/36093466/

A Case of Segmental Arterial Mediolysis of Multiple Visceral Arteries Following Anti-COVID-19 Vaccination: Late Complication or Rare Coincidence?

What does Fauci
@HHSGov think?

pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/36068721/

A case of recurrent fixed drug eruption following two different coronavirus disease 2019 vaccination verified through intradermal and patch tests

AZ Dose 1 SAE
Tried Moderna for Dose 2
Didn't work out though....

pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/36062201/

Case report: Case series of isolated acute pericarditis after SARS-CoV-2 vaccinations

"We describe a series of five adult patients"

Makes it sound like a mere trifling 5 patients

pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/36061550/

Then you read on and discover the following:

@AAPSonline @P_McCulloughMD @Covid19Critical @TyCardon

Just another 5 cases:

Case report: Five patients with myocarditis after mRNA COVID-19 vaccination

pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/36061387/

Symptomatic Bradycardia Manifesting as Acute Hypothyroidism Following COVID-19 Infection: A Case Report

Why is this case report in a🧵of SAE reports, you ask?

"she was found to have a positive COVID-19 test despite being vaccinated"

@AAPSonline
pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/36060398/

Potential adverse events in Japanese women who received tozinameran (BNT162b2, Pfizer-BioNTech)

"Potential"

So much potential these days

"In Japan, 10 fatal cases (five men and women) have been reported to date"
pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/34059124/

Splanchnic vein thrombosis with thrombopenia in a young, otherwise healthy patient

Key word being "otherwise"

Not so healthy anymore now, is he🤔🤔

@AAPSonline
pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/34146571/

Neurosurgical Considerations Regarding Decompressive Craniectomy for Intracerebral Hemorrhage after SARS-CoV-2-Vaccination in Vaccine Induced Thrombotic Thrombocytopenia-VITT

They also have to 'consider' the safetyness & efficacyness - the important stuff
pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/34202817/

Intracerebral hemorrhage associated with vaccine-induced thrombotic thrombocytopenia following ChAdOx1 nCOVID-19 vaccine in a pregnant woman

As long as it wasn't in the placenta, no biggie

See?? DOESN'T AFFECT PREGNANCY
pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/34261297/

A racing heart post-Pfizer/BioNTech BNT162b2

Way to go on precision, this title describes the majority of Pfizer recipients

onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1002/jo…

Henoch-Schönlein purpura following COVID-19 vaccine in a child: a case report

11 yo girl

Doc probably thinks she needs a booster though nonetheless

pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/36056360/

Multisystem inflammatory syndrome in a fully vaccinated 18-year-old without known SARS-CoV-2 infection

They make it sound so mysterious

But is it really??

🤷‍♂️🤷🤷‍♀️😉😉
pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/36050690/

Four cases of cytokine storm after COVID-19 vaccination: Case report

4 fatal cases that is

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/P…

Induced Depressive Disorder Following the First Dose of COVID-19 Vaccine

Don't we all ;)

It would be more noteworthy "Following 1st Dose, Patient Surprisingly Remained Upbeat"
pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/36043719/

Suspected COVID-19 Immunization-Induced Probable Catastrophic Antiphospholipid Syndrome

Is it 'suspected' AND 'probable', or is the 'probable' part itself merely 'suspected'?

I would think Pharma is pro grammar, hard to market if you can't write clearly
pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/36042994/

Pfizer is now an 'immunologic stimuli'

Recurrent, non-traumatic, non-exertional rhabdomyolysis after immunologic stimuli in a healthy adolescent female: a case report

Is this the newest definition of vaccine or just a censor evasion tactic?

@AAPSonline
pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/36042458/

Who is getting J&J these days????

A Case of COVID-19 Vaccine-Induced Thrombotic Thrombocytopenia

pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/36039236/

Case report: A pediatric case of Bickerstaff brainstem encephalitis after COVID-19 vaccination and Mycoplasma pneumoniae infection: Looking for the culprit

15 YO!!

Way to go to whichever doc / parent(s) are responsible for ruining this life

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/P…

Acute dizziness and mental alteration associated with Moderna COVID-19 vaccine: a case report

Moderna also makes you loony

pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/36028809/

Cervical Staphylococcus aureus Infection after Receiving the Third Dose of COVID-19 Vaccination: A Case Report

Just a wee bit of not-so-temporary paralysis

Bonus: Being paralyzed for entire duration of vaccine protection adds protection from infection
pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/36016164/

If you can't go anywhere, you won't be around those pesky unmasked mass spreaders

Lymphedema of the Arm after COVID-19 Vaccination in a Patient with Hidden Breast Cancer and Paraneoplastic Dermatomyositis

Just what exactly is going on here?!?!?

pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/36016107/

Transient Global Amnesia Related to the Third Coronavirus Disease-19 (COVID-19) Vaccination

This title is a Freudian Slip on a Meta-level

@SteveDeaceShow @EthicalSkeptic @EduEngineer

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/P…

Multisystem inflammatory syndrome in children (MIS-C) secondary to COVID-19 mRNA vaccination - A case report from Qatar

I'm seeing a lot more case reports on kids now....

@AAPSonline
pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/35996419/

Man the conspiracy oriented folks are gonna have a field day with this one:

COVID-19 vaccine-induced Recurrence of the Radiation Recall Phenomenon in the Laryngeal Mucosa Due to a VEGF Inhibitor

pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/35992570/

Whaddaya know? Mild clinical disease can be 'challenging' to manage :)

Breakthrough COVID-19 infection inducing acute epiglottitis in an immunized host

"The combination of these two conditions may lead to challenging clinical management"
pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/35991718/

Unusual Case of Painful Glossitis and Xerostomia Following Vaccination with Pfizer-BioNTech SARS-CoV-2 (BNT162b2)

In this case, something did indeed get her tongue

pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/35986502/

Pituitary apoplexy after COVID-19 vaccination: A case report

"A 24-year-old female with no known medical illness, presented with sudden onset of severe frontal headache that she described as the “worst headache ever”"

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/P…

If patient reacts poorly to vax....
Keep on vaxxing
Duh.

Severe aplastic anaemia after serial vaccinations for SARS-CoV-2, pneumococcus and seasonal influenza

"She developed mild leukopenia ∼2 weeks after the SARS-CoV-2 mRNA vaccine sequence,
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pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/35941884/

with progressive symptoms after subsequent vaccines, eventually developing severe aplastic anaemia (SAA)"

Notice subsequent vaccines with the plural 's'

WHAT IS WRONG WITH THESE DOCTORS?!?!?

Acute Kidney Injury after First Dose of AstraZeneca COVID-19 Vaccine Managed in a Nigerian Hospital

He was lucky it was a Nigerian hospital, had it been an American hospital, he probably would've gotten ventilated Remdesivir

@AAPSonline @TotallyCanc3l3d
pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/35929534/

MRI Findings in Case of Post-COVID-19 Vaccination Rhabdomyolysis: A Rare Postvaccination Adverse Effect

Which vax?

"Recombinant Chimpanzee Adenovirus vector vaccine encoding the SARS-CoV-2 Spike [S] glycoprotein"

🧐🧐🧐
pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/35924123/

This here is what we mean by "EFFECTIVE":

Infection with SARS-CoV-2 Omicron Variant 24 Days after Non-Omicron Infection

"After his recovery, and 24 days after the 1st positive test, he had onset of symptomatic infection with the BA.1.1 []"

24 days....
pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/35914519/

Seriously, did a Sphinx write this study?

'Looks Like Neurosyphilis, Feels Like Guillain-Barre: At the Confluence of Infection and Immunology'

"Notably, he received the second dose of his Moderna COVID-19 vaccine one week prior to symptom onset"

🧐🧐🧐
pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/35911366/

BNT162b2 mRNA COVID-19 Vaccine Does Not Impact the Honeymoon Phase in Type 1 Diabetes: A Case Report

Hats off to whoever named this stage of diabetes

I would write Title though as "Diabetes doesn't affect Honeymoon Phase with Vaccine"

pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/35891261/

About the actual study part:

"T1D patients who are going to receive COVID-19 vaccination should be warned about the possible occurrence of transient ViHG and should undergo strict postvaccination surveillance"

so much surveillance for such trivial concerns🤔🤔🤔

@AlexBerenson

Hematologic Malignancies Diagnosed in the Context of the mRNA COVID-19 Vaccination Campaign: A Report of Two Cases

"Hematologic Malignancies"

MILD malignancies of course

Duh

pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/35888593/

'recurrent fixed drug eruption'

50yo M:
Day 1: AZ Dose #1 😍
Day 2: Lesions 😫
Day ∼62: AZ Dose #2 😱
Day 63: Return of the Lesions 😨😫
Day ∼245 Pfizer Dose #3 😱😱😱😱😱
Day 246: Lesion TRIFECTA!!💣💣💣💣💣

@TotallyCanc3l3d @AAPSonline @AlexBerenson
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/P…

Acute corneal endothelial graft rejection following COVID-19 vaccination

"Corneal transplantation is the oldest, most common, and arguably the most successful form of solid tissue transplantation"

Until now, that is

pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/34281760/

"We highlight the case of a 35-year-old ED physician who developed COVID-19 infections on three separate instances [] despite the usage of personal protective equipment and being triple vaccinated"

@AlexBerenson @AAPSonline @brownstoneinst
pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/35868947/

This is what Efficacy looks like:

But hey, it's AstraZeneca so it probably doesn't count

Bipolar writing for you:

A Case of Chronic Myelomonocytic Leukemia Unmasked After Receiving J&J COVID-19 Vaccine

"Our case suggests the possibility of developing CMML after receiving the J&J COVID vaccine"

Unmasked or Caused??

Which is it.....
🧐🤔🤔🧐
pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/35865440/

They left Influenza vax out:

Psoriasis Flares in Patients With COVID-19 Infection or Vaccination: A Case Series

"Further, he had an influenza infection in February 2021, which significantly worsened his flare"

pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/35855232/

"The patient was well until 12 months later, when she developed fever (104° F), chills, rigors, and headache, two days after receiving a dose of COVID-19 vaccine (mRNA-1273)"

Sometimes, it's just your time to take one on the chin, that's how it goes.....
pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/35855226/

For those wondering what the title of this is:

'Proliferative Glomerulonephritis With Monotypic Immunoglobulin Deposits: An Unusual Presentation in the Setting of Multiple Inciting Events Including COVID-19 Vaccination'

Definitely an incitement

A severe presentation of breakthrough infection caused by the Omicron variant with radiological findings of COVID-19 pneumonia in an elderly woman

It's not 'despite', it's because

Because of the vaccine

She survived, didn't she??

Stick it, you rube
pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/35846507/

ANCA-associated vasculitis following Johnson and Johnson COVID-19 vaccine

"These mechanisms are likely to trigger autoimmune responses in genetically susceptible individuals"

I must have missed that line in the FDA fact sheet
🤷‍♀️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷

pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/35832214/

Cataracts in setting of multisystem inflammation after COVID-19 vaccination

"A previously healthy 20yo male developed intumescent bilateral cataracts leading to visual decline from 20/20 to 20/300-20/400 in each eye, likely from systemic inflammation []"

pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/35818371/

They're always 'previously' healthy aren't they

Cuz they sure aren't anymore

MEDICAL MALFEASANCE:

Two cases of acute respiratory failure following SARS-CoV-2 vaccination in post-COVID-19 pneumonia

"In this novel case report, we describe two patients with post-COVID-19 pneumonia who experienced acute respiratory failure and
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pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/35814194/

new bilateral ground-glass opacities several days after receiving SARS-CoV-2 vaccination. Both patients were treated with methylprednisolone pulse therapy and recovered from the disease successfully. Indeed, post-COVID-19 patients can gain benefits from the vaccine, but
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but vaccination at the early stage of recovery from COVID-19 might be a risk for certain populations. These cases highlight a potential association between vaccination, interstitial lung disease and worsening of post-COVID-19 pneumonia.
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Further investigation and research examining the relationship between the timing of SARS-CoV-2 vaccination and potential risks in post-COVID-19 patients is recommended."

VAXXING PATIENTS WHILE THEY STILL HAVE COVID???

@EduEngineer @AAPSonline @FLSurgeonGen @AlexBerenson

Vitiligo of the arm after COVID-19 vaccination

A Moderna Beauty

They should put this on the brochure
pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/35756074/