Happy Father's day to the most kind, patient, & willing-to-schlepp-stuff Dad!
The greatest "was born to shovel snow without complaint" Dad!
❤️ and liked being a dad so much he had two more kids after me even though it sounds like I was a terrible baby...
(yes I'm the bald one here ☺️)

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Jun 18
OMG PEOPLE stop using "pussy" as an insult of weakness. Vaginas were literally designed for intense contact sports. Your weak-AF body part is a goddamn scrotum.
A pussy is a goddamn defensive lineman.
And yes, I'm looking at you, @RadioShack. Call your next foe a ballsack. Thanks. Image
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Jun 3
The most awkward situation in urology occurs when a patient who is a few years post vasectomy comes in requesting a repeat semen analysis because their partner just got pregnant & the SA shows zero sperm & the patient is like, "wow I guess the child is a miracle." 😬😵‍💫
Like, I'm not credentialed for that sort of scenario.
These things happen more often than I expected.
Read 6 tweets
Jun 3
My mom went for a post op with the surgeon who did her temporal artery biopsies & he wasn't wearing a mask & my mom was too scared to ask him to put one on. COVID rates are high. We doctors need to be better than this. 🤬
I mean he knows she's on high dose Prednisone and she's in her late 60s. What the F.
I wish I had been there to speak up on her behalf.
Read 4 tweets
Jun 2
I guess I live in a bizzaro America, as I have never owned a gun, noone in my family has ever owned a gun or had any interest in guns. I don't recall ever seeing a gun at any friends house ever. I've never dated anyone with a gun. I never wanted a gun. I really don't get it.
My dad is a nerdy engineer who spent time collecting coding books. My mom want to fashion school & painted & had useless hobbies like beany baby collecting.
My dad grew up in Missouri. Fairly rural. I think he grew up around guns. He was not interested in them at all.
Read 5 tweets
Jun 1
Last night I had the worst headache of my life. Nearly unbearable. Tried all the OTC meds, acetaminophen, ice pack, none of it working. I gave up & at 3:30 am made myself a cup of coffee & within 20 minutes my headache was gone. #medgrind #coffeeislife
@MSharifpourMD the power of coffee is endless
And no I don't drink too much coffee. I generally have 1-2 small cups of homemade drop coffee a day.
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May 13
Wow this person really missed the message (starting with the fact that I'm Jewish).... Image
Also when was the last time all Christians were talking about banning laser surgeries? I think that was just me... as satire....
This is the Facebook account but I couldn't respond or report - looks like it might already have been suspended Image
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