OMG PEOPLE stop using "pussy" as an insult of weakness. Vaginas were literally designed for intense contact sports. Your weak-AF body part is a goddamn scrotum.
A pussy is a goddamn defensive lineman.
And yes, I'm looking at you, @RadioShack. Call your next foe a ballsack. Thanks.
The most awkward situation in urology occurs when a patient who is a few years post vasectomy comes in requesting a repeat semen analysis because their partner just got pregnant & the SA shows zero sperm & the patient is like, "wow I guess the child is a miracle." 😬😵💫
Like, I'm not credentialed for that sort of scenario.
My mom went for a post op with the surgeon who did her temporal artery biopsies & he wasn't wearing a mask & my mom was too scared to ask him to put one on. COVID rates are high. We doctors need to be better than this. 🤬
I mean he knows she's on high dose Prednisone and she's in her late 60s. What the F.
I wish I had been there to speak up on her behalf.
I guess I live in a bizzaro America, as I have never owned a gun, noone in my family has ever owned a gun or had any interest in guns. I don't recall ever seeing a gun at any friends house ever. I've never dated anyone with a gun. I never wanted a gun. I really don't get it.
My dad is a nerdy engineer who spent time collecting coding books. My mom want to fashion school & painted & had useless hobbies like beany baby collecting.
My dad grew up in Missouri. Fairly rural. I think he grew up around guns. He was not interested in them at all.
Last night I had the worst headache of my life. Nearly unbearable. Tried all the OTC meds, acetaminophen, ice pack, none of it working. I gave up & at 3:30 am made myself a cup of coffee & within 20 minutes my headache was gone. #medgrind#coffeeislife