This thread pays homage to every woman by name in the U.S. who got arrested by state police because she installed a period tracking app on her cell phone:
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Remember this when somebody tells you to "delete any period tracking apps you use!" #ASCII46
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Remember this when somebody tells you to "delete any period tracking apps you use!" #ASCII46
https://twitter.com/_ShamGod/status/1540368614045409280
28K retweets for this hysterical advice to delete period tracker apps because state police can now haul women off to menstrual concentration camps
https://twitter.com/bittergertrude/status/1540395097430163456
If you followed #hysterical advice to delete your period tracking app--
--you must also leave your phone in the car when you visit the DMV. It doesn't matter which state b/c they all provide "interloping database access" to other states.
Bored in the DMV? A small price to pay!
--you must also leave your phone in the car when you visit the DMV. It doesn't matter which state b/c they all provide "interloping database access" to other states.
Bored in the DMV? A small price to pay!
If you followed #hysterical advice to delete your period tracking app--
--you must also leave your phone in the car when you visit a house of worship. It doesn't matter which one; they're all about controlling "inferior" women's bodies!
--you must also leave your phone in the car when you visit a house of worship. It doesn't matter which one; they're all about controlling "inferior" women's bodies!
If you followed #hysterical advice to delete your period tracking app--
--you must also turn off your phone whenever you drive within 3.154 nautical miles of a high-crime area. Police officers are disproportionately assigned to these areas and may try to arrest your phone's data
--you must also turn off your phone whenever you drive within 3.154 nautical miles of a high-crime area. Police officers are disproportionately assigned to these areas and may try to arrest your phone's data
If you followed #hysterical advice to delete your period tracking app--
--you must also delete your #antivirus software. AV firms have a notorious relationship with state governments, and their software has "ring 0" kernel access to absolutely everything you do on your phone
--you must also delete your #antivirus software. AV firms have a notorious relationship with state governments, and their software has "ring 0" kernel access to absolutely everything you do on your phone
If you followed #hysterical advice to delete your period tracking app--
--you must also turn off your phone whenever you drive within 3.154 nautical miles of any truck weigh station. Highway police monitor truckers' phone calls, and you might get caught up in their cyber dragnet
--you must also turn off your phone whenever you drive within 3.154 nautical miles of any truck weigh station. Highway police monitor truckers' phone calls, and you might get caught up in their cyber dragnet
If you followed #hysterical advice to delete your period tracking app--
--you must also delete your menstrual data from "the cloud," wherever it may be! An overturned ruling means laws on the books can be prosecuted "ex post facto," making then-legal abortions now a crime!
--you must also delete your menstrual data from "the cloud," wherever it may be! An overturned ruling means laws on the books can be prosecuted "ex post facto," making then-legal abortions now a crime!
If you followed #hysterical advice to delete your period tracking app--
--you must completely disable your phone's ability to operate from wifi. "Wifi hackers" can insert their computers into your phone ports, and they can impregnate your phone with cyber pathogens!
--you must completely disable your phone's ability to operate from wifi. "Wifi hackers" can insert their computers into your phone ports, and they can impregnate your phone with cyber pathogens!
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