Joe Root has been hanging about with the rough lads and has picked up some ~glorious~ habits. #EngvNZ
Joe Root smokes rollies
Joe Root calls his mum by her name
Joe Root calls your dad "mate"
Joe Root follows your sister on Instagram
Joe Root tilts and leans 
Joe Root is standing in your kitchen at 7pm, still muddy from football, asking what's for tea
Joe Root asks waitresses what their favourite thing on the menu is
A habitual flirter with people in the service industry, is Joe Root
Joe Root reverse sweeps then drinks orange juice after brushing his teeth
• • •
Missing some Tweet in this thread? You can try to
force a refresh
