Thread by @putridities

Would have been a good idea to put into one thread all the goofy excuses for the mass death caused by the novel technology. Will try.

1. Sleep position.

#SafeAndEffective
express.co.uk/life-style/hea…

2. Gardening.

#SafeAndEffective
thesun.co.uk/health/1905993…

3. A mysterious syndrome/SADS

#SafeAndEffective
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1…

4. Newly discovered chemical in the atmosphere.

#SafeAndEffective
dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/ar…

5. Climate change.

#SafeAndEffective
euronews.com/green/2022/06/…

6. Extreme heat.

#SafeAndEffective (h/t @keatssycamore)
forbes.com/sites/jeffmcma…

7. Marijuana.

#SafeAndEffective (h/t @Scardanelli2)
nbcnews.com/health/health-…

8. Post-pandemic stress disorder.

#SafeAndEffective (h/t @Scardanelli2)
reuters.com/article/factch…

9. Solar storms.

#SafeAndEffective (h/t @brent_yager)
newscientist.com/article/232440…

10. Pandemic depression.

#SafeAndEffective (h/t @brent_yager)
today.com/health/mind-bo…

11. Physical activity.

#SafeAndEffective (h/t @brent_yager)
irishtimes.com/news/health/ph…

12. Pandemic stress and poor diet.

#SafeAndEffective (h/t @brent_yager)
thetimes.co.uk/article/rise-i…

13. Shoveling snow.

#SafeAndEffective
newsroom.heart.org/news/a-winter-…

14. Good news.

#SafeAndEffective
dailysabah.com/life/health/go…