"What business is it of mine if a young man requires -- no, I will not play linguistic games with you. I will not engage in sophistry, sir -- requires the services of an abortion doctor? Last I checked it bore no cost in blood for the Bette Midlers of the world!"
"Perhaps -- no, YOU listen -- perhaps if placed in the correct context we will finally ford the raging cataract of your incomprehension: A farmer has a cow. It needs its hooves checked. Later he buys a horse, which also requires this service. Has the cow disappeared somehow?"
"Has it been banished to some bovine netherverse, some state of punitive non-being? No, and to state it has is absurd. Sir, were I to concern myself with the disappearance of women, I would look first to what is I assume the last fraying thread of your own domestic situation."
"Then of course we must turn our attention to this "doctor" Petersen, a lamentable figure, rather Hensonian. One imagines him shambling through The Dark Crystal or one of that era's other little cinematic oddities, croaking plaintively at passing gelflings."
"Presented as we are with the good doctor's declaration that he would sooner die than speak aloud the name of Mr. Elliot Page, a Hollywood actor, one is left with a dilemma: watch in silence as he expires, or throw one's rotten produce at the gangling clown."
If you like me making up a bunch of fake Welles interview soundbites, you might want to check out my film crit or my subscription discord theater where I screen and discuss movies!
Her name was Smokey and she would rip your arm open if you looked at her sideways.
George R. R. Martin, Ursula K. Le Guin, Joe Abercrombie, Gene Wolfe, Monica Furlong. I think it's their shared commitment to mystery, to not filling in all the blank spots on the map
"Where do I stand on the -- on the WHAT? The "Transgender Question"? Well for one thing, sir, I recall the last few usages of that particular phraseology. A group of millions is not a question -- I have not yet finished speaking -- not a question, but a demographic."
"The Romans had their castrated priestesses, the Hindus their Hijras, but my god, let us take to the barricades because Uncle Al came to Thanksgiving in a skirt and pantyhose! It's the province of rubes. Hayseed reactionaries and the worst effluvia of America's suburban colon."
"And Chapelle! My god, Chapelle. Embarrassing as only a true great can become in his declining years -- I speak here with complete self-awareness; kindly hold your barbs -- as he tires of innovation and falls back into the soporific cushion of the lowest common denominator!"
Yeah, noted sweetweird literary landmarks Nevada, Stone Butch Blues, Detransition, Baby, The Haunting of Hill House, Wilding, The Books of Blood, Lost Souls, Supermasochist, Moby Dick, etc etc blah blah blah
"The McElroy brothers? Don't -- my god -- don't trouble me with that. Sexless fraternity dropouts failing their way upward with a string of projects one might charitably describe as a sort of 'Blue's Clues' aimed at a generation of young adults terrified of their own genitalia."
"My favorite what? Marvel movie? Have you got a favorite sawdust, Andrew?"
"Vicious little pastel clergy reciting years-old forum arguments between unintelligible virgins in place of fire and brimstone -- at least with the old inquisition you might learn a bit of scripture as they readied the rack. 'Tenderqueers.' My God."
The farther I get from the already dull experience of watching the new Matrix movie, the more I dislike it.
It's not Marvel, but that doesn't make it good. It has no themes. No good action scenes. No justification for existing beyond winking at the idea of cannibalizing a beloved corpse and then doing it anyway. Nice to look at, sometimes.