Andrew Murchison? Andrew Murrison? Alan Partridge?
Unreadable due to being a) photographed after a big exhalation from a mahussive bong
b) Taken by you dad
0/10
Unreadable due to being a) photographed after a big exhalation from a mahussive bong
b) Taken by you dad
0/10
Chris Skidmore. Short and well formatted, handwritten salutation, but minus points for the odd positioning of the Destination name and address. 8/10
Will Quince. High quality. Succinct, left justified, Handwritten salutation and sign-off. I'm giving this a 9/10, only dropping a point because of some inelegant orphans.
Alex Chalk. Also high quality, as you'd expect from a QC. One combined minus for the handwritten 5 for the date, which I found discombobulating, and the fully justified text.
Robert Halfon (not technically a resignation, but admissible under current rules). No salutation at all. WHO IS THIS FOR? Inclusion of a hypertext link in a PRINTED LETTER FFS. What am I meant to do? Click on the frigging paper? 1/10
Flag Boy Tom Hunt is disqualified for being too lazy to type out a letter, and posted on Facebook. Probably still in his Union Jack PJs. <0/10 did not finish>
Victoria Atkins has put hers up on Instagram, including cropping her own frigging name off it. 0/10
NOTE: I am not reviewing content. I'm not reading them. It has been an honour serving blah, my loyalties are with the Conservative party blah, delivering on the big challenges, but like amphioxus all those millions of years ago, I have suddenly evolved a spine etc.
Jo Churchill. Short, to her credit fully justified to her not, 5/10 for handwriting, in biro, addressed to Prune Musher?
Stuart Andrew: well, this is quality. Left J, nice margins, handwritten salutation and sign off (a fountain pen?). An extra blank line or two between date and salutation, but otherwise very noice. 9/10
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