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Jul 8 • 6 tweets • 2 min read
Rogers is dealing with a nationwide outage issue in case you’re wondering why your phone sucks this morning.

#Rogers #OutageUpdate
Rogers: Give me a call and I will help you sort this out. We will start by keeping you on hold for 55 minutes, transfer you 3 times and tell you to unplug it and plug it back in.
🚨UPDATE:
🚨UPDATE: Rogers internet has been down for almost two hours. There will be a noticeable lack of mediocre breakfast and latte art photos on instagram today.

Reports coming in that many people “just can’t even”
🚨UPDATE: Sources state that one of the main server lines may have been severed while contractors were building an addition. The additional structure is being built to house the bags and bags of money Rogers fleeces from their customers. “We just can’t store it all anymore!”
🚨UPDATE (seriously)
A TON of debit / ATM machines are down due to this outage. Bring cash today

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