Dave Pell Profile picture
Jul 9 14 tweets 3 min read
1/ I boycotted Twitter the day they accepted Elon’s offer to purchase the company. Now that I’m back I’d like to provide a brief overview of how Twitter users and investors were betrayed, what makes me think this was all a set up, and why the current CEO and board must go.
2/ First, I'm glad the deal fell through and Elon won't turn Twitter into his latest personal dating app. His every utterance is front page news and our current system has made him the richest person alive, yet he wanted to buy Twitter because he's a victim with limited speech.
3/ We know why Elon (pretended) to try to buy Twitter. The bigger issue here is why, with the enthusiastic backing of Jack, the Twitter board accepted that offer.

Let's start with the hiring of Parag Agrawal as CEO. Why would a complex media company hire an engineer at the top?
4/ I wondered that at the time. It made no sense given Twitter's major editorial decisions that were being targeted by governments around the world. It made no sense until Elon made the offer and a newbie CEO with an engineering background was left to go toe to toe with Musk.
5/ When Jack suddenly loved the deal (suddenly to us, anyway), the whole thing felt like a SET UP. Jack steps down. An inexperienced CEO steps in. Elon makes the offer. Jack backs that offer. Board goes along even though the price was meh and...
6/ ... even though Elon is precisely the kind of troll the company has spent years trying to deal with and is a person with zero cultural overlap with Twitter's values. It's all pretty interesting, don't you think? Of course, the tech media rarely asks hard follow up questions...
7/ For example, everyone seemed fine when Jack proclaimed, "Elon is the singular solution I trust. I trust his mission to extend the light of consciousness."

Well, Jack. Turn out the lights, the solution is over.

Wouldn't it have been worthwhile to ask Jack a simple question:
8/ If Elon was the singular solution for Twitter, then why did you go on as CEO for so many years - a clear implication to users and markets that you were pretty sure you were a solution for the company?

In fact, you were so sure that you took on the CEO role as a second job.
9/ And to the Twitter board, I ask, why did you stick with a part time CEO through the entire Trump era when Twitter was clearly the most influential media brand on the planet, but when it also somehow failed to reap the market cap benefits one associates with that position?
10/ But then that CEO stepped down and mumbled some gibberish about the light of consciousness and you were ready to sell out your users and your employees for a lowball price to a notorious creep who tweeted a few whacky ideas that seemed simplistic, wrong, or both?
11/ All of this doesn't add up as anything other than a weird, misguided set up. So far, Parag Agrawal's main achievements have been to fire a couple of key, top people (in the middle of all this nonsense), to get rolled over in a negotiation, and to have his board agree that...
12/ ... yes, a few months into his tenure, it was true that Elon Musk is, as Jack stated, "the singular solution I trust." Parag got played. But now, as everyone and the market saw coming, Jack got played too. Light that one up in your consciousness and smoke it.
13/ Meanwhile, the people tasked with making sure its execs don't get played fell right into line on a deal that was bad for users and investors, and seriously lifted the worldwide level of acid reflux. Think about. The market never bought Elon's offer. But these insiders did.
14/ Twitter must finally hire a full-time CEO who will roll out obvious features and improvements in a timely manner—and who is able to manage the incredible complexities of social media moderation in an age of chaos. That person exists. But they won't work for this board... End.

• • •

Missing some Tweet in this thread? You can try to force a refresh
 

Keep Current with Dave Pell

Dave Pell Profile picture

Stay in touch and get notified when new unrolls are available from this author!

Read all threads

This Thread may be Removed Anytime!

PDF

Twitter may remove this content at anytime! Save it as PDF for later use!

Try unrolling a thread yourself!

how to unroll video
  1. Follow @ThreadReaderApp to mention us!

  2. From a Twitter thread mention us with a keyword "unroll"
@threadreaderapp unroll

Practice here first or read more on our help page!

More from @davepell

Dec 20, 2020
1/ How, after four years of this, can many Americans keep finding themselves shocked by Donald Trump’s behavior?

A psychoanalyst friend Dr. Michael Levin helped me explain.

“This disconnect exists because we’re living in a world that is grounded and checked by reason…
2/ His is grounded only in his emotional needs and fantasies. I think this is a useful framework to understand why we all have repeatedly been shocked by his behavior for years. It’s just a bridge too far for most of our psychological imaginations …
3/ Most of the commentary I’m seeing in the press about his narcissism seems not to get that, deep down, it’s not about feeling good. It’s about psychic survival. I think this is the case with most of his base too…
Read 10 tweets
Jul 29, 2020
At the hearing with tech CEOs, Apple should demand 30% of all American taxes.
Bezos should show up in a cardboard box.
Sundar Pichai should make the House committee search for him.
Read 5 tweets
Jul 10, 2020
1/

Fuck it, I’ll be president:

My fellow Americans:

We’re in a fight for our lives. We need to flatten the curve, we need schools open, we need to save our economy.

For the next four weeks, everyone who can stay home must. Anyone who must leave their house, must wear a mask.
2/

I know you’re frustrated. I know our health workers and first responders are exhausted. I know our grandparents feel trapped and scared.

But if we can take in this challenge together, we can awaken to a new reality a month from now. It won’t be over, but it will be better.
3/

I know you’re worried about your finances. I know you want to get back to your normal life. I know you want to spend time with friends and be able to embrace your parents.

If we can embrace this challenge together, those things will happen much sooner.
Read 4 tweets
May 29, 2020
Everything else aside, and there’s a lot, politically, the Minneapolis protests are Trump’s dream come true.
Trump tweeted, “When the looting starts, the shooting starts.”

Those are the words a sick monster.

Just like the birther stuff, just like the kids in cages, just like the wall, just like the Muslim ban.

This is the brand he ran on the first time, and won.
Even OJ can see that knee to the neck was murder.

That’s not what this is about for the hardcore base. It’s a last gasp effort to hold on a world before the demographics started going against them.

It’s what they see as the last front in America’s forever war.
Read 4 tweets
Apr 16, 2020
I have total authority.

- Where are the tests?

It’s WHO!

- Where are the tests?

It’s China!

- Where are the tests.

Mutiny on the Bounty!

- Where are the tests?

I’d give myself a 10 out of 10.

- Where are the tests?

I never downplayed the virus.

- Where are the tests?
It’s a media hoax

- Where are the tests?

I take no responsibility.

- Where are the tests?

It’s a Democratic plot!

- Where are the tests?

Obama left the government unprepared.

- Where are the tests?

We’re gonna open up by Easter.

- Where are the tests?
We have 15 cases going to five and then zero.

- Where are the tests?

In 8, we’re doing more testing than South Korea’s done in eight weeks.

- Where are the tests?

Everyone who wants a test, gets a test.

- Where are the tests?

I did the travel ban!

- Where are the tests?
Read 7 tweets
Mar 26, 2020
Today I bought 2K masks for hospitals and spent thousands to feed health workers.

I’m not bragging. I’m making a point.

Trump can keep the back-patting, faux-patriotic, MAGA bullshit to himself. This liberal, science-loving, clown ass mother fucker is doing his job.

#SadTruth
I’m don’t deserve thanks. Compared to most people, including my parents, my life has been a revolving door of lottery wins. I just don’t want to hear any more bullshit from this pathetic Trump clown posse.

No more conferences, no more babysitting.

Do something or STFU.
This shit is rounding error for me. There are millions of Americans stepping up to the plate doing 1000x more; warehouse & delivery folks, grocers, people struggling to feed families.

Cover them. Tell their stories. Stop covering the fucking Trump show.

It’s killing people.
Read 9 tweets

Did Thread Reader help you today?

Support us! We are indie developers!


This site is made by just two indie developers on a laptop doing marketing, support and development! Read more about the story.

Become a Premium Member ($3/month or $30/year) and get exclusive features!

Become Premium

Don't want to be a Premium member but still want to support us?

Make a small donation by buying us coffee ($5) or help with server cost ($10)

Donate via Paypal

Or Donate anonymously using crypto!

Ethereum

0xfe58350B80634f60Fa6Dc149a72b4DFbc17D341E copy

Bitcoin

3ATGMxNzCUFzxpMCHL5sWSt4DVtS8UqXpi copy

Thank you for your support!

Follow Us on Twitter!

:(