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Taehyung saying the funniest things with a literal straight face -a thread

He said it without moving an inch lord😭

Taehyung doing hobi's aegyo with a straight face I can't breath

the florist asked taehyung if he likes the flower that he made and he said "no" 😭

Taehyung was being the cutest and within a sec became dedass serious

He said it literally with the cutest pout

"We have fallen into the the trap that bighit set up"

Fallon: what happened to your friend ?
Taehyung : he failed

He's proud of himself cause he's been recycling for 26 years

"What are different between then and now?"
"Our lunch boxes"

When the interviewer asked him what he named his gold fishes and he said "number 1,number 2 number 3"

Taehyung was confessing his sins then he told that he accidentally dropped yoongi's toothbrush on toilet

I can't with him

"Thanks for your LIE"

"Oh you bought a car?"
"No its a toy car"

"When i have a son I'm going name him, kimchi is good"

When members couldn't guess the song name so he went like "is this the next title track" 😭

Taehyung 😭😭

"Let's sleep "
"Ok.."
He actually fell asleep

When he said his fav lyrics from mots:7 is "Oh na na na na na"😭

He's so relatable

Q:How is jimin in 20s different from his teen years
🐻:I think jimin's pinky finger grew a bit.
Where did jimin's cheeks go?

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