Yesterday I finally started my Survival genre watch! ๐ŸŽ‰

There's a reason this genre is my sweet spot. It feels like my entire life has been one long struggle to survive, in multitudes of ways. I can relate and connect to the struggles of these characters in a way I just can't in
many other genres. It really matters to me as a result.

Annnnnyway, I had a Paramount+ trial so needed to watch what I could now. I have a handful of monster things still to finish up but yep. Here we go!! ๐Ÿ‘

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#KittenWatches Fights to Survive

1. The Astronauts. I've been binge watching this 10 ep kids show for 2 days. I LOVE IT!!!

Five kids sneak onto a spaceship scheduled to launch the next day, on a mission to find a strangely moving maybe asteroid. Their parents are working on the Promo poster for the astron...
project in various different ways. Suddenly they get locked in, and the launch countdown begins!!! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ

The ground team try to stop the launch but - nope! Blast off!!! 5 kids. No adults. An AI called Matilda. No way to immediately turn the ship around!
Honestly this isn't how I intended to start this watch but I am SO GLAD I did! It started it with a bang and I enjoyed every minute of this show. The kids are superb actors. They really brought the emotion to the story, and without losing the sense of adventure & fun, either!
The writing was excellent. The effects good. I didn't expect it to be so fantastic! It keeps you twisting, turning & thinking, throughout. Suitable for kids who are OK with some fear & peril. Obviously many adults will enjoy this too - case in point! Racial diversity is great!
I like what the show says about relationships, trust & self belief. I like the teamwork & compassion to ppl different than ourselves.

Even the soundtrack is excellent!

It didn't let up till the v end.

I'm really disappointed Nick don't seem to be pushing for a renewal? WHY?!
Obviously any premise in which they actually survive this event for any time, is unrealistic as fuck. But I don't care. It was awesome lol. I'm really surprised it came from Nickelodean, it has a more serious feel than most of their stuff. But yeah. Brilliant! 8.5/10! ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘
2. #KittenWatches Die Hard.

Silly man leaves his shoes behind during a terrorist attack on the hotel he's in & spends the rest of the movie trying to replace them, whilst wading through & engaging in lots of male toxicity & arrogance, & failing to protect his poor feet.
The End.
Lol look. We all know this movie to some extent. It is what it is! Macho man cop protector type going up solo against a bunch of murderous terrorist thieves. It's full of xenophobia & horrifically bad European accents & men you want to slap so badly you can feel your palm tingle.
It's utterly unrealistic bullshit, every silly moment setting up for some big dramatic scene later in the movie.

It might just also be the only Xmas movie I'll ever love enough to actually watch each Christmas & it's frankly always the most ridiculous fun.

I have unabashed โ™ฅ
My โ˜…โ˜…โ˜…โ˜… review of Die Hard on Letterboxd boxd.it/32ON9D
3. #KittenWatches Airplane!

This movie is the most parody of parodies! It genuinely doesn't take itself seriously for one moment.

It absolutely made me laugh constantlyโ€ฆfrom the shock of wondering how the FUCK this was seen as a family movie in my home where we would all sit
together and laugh our way through it! The 80's were wild! ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜… This is not a movie I would show my kids though. It's chock block full of issues! I'm just going to list some that I saw, rather than spend hours unpicking them. ๐Ÿ‘‡

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Gratuitous use of ptsd and of a sick child
Casual & at times heinous racism dotted throughout
Parodying of a child's illness in extreme & offensive ways
Horrific treatment of a war vet with PTSD
Parodies of suicide
Parodies of any minority they could think of
Grossly inappropriate things said to a child by a grown man
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None of these things were done with, as far as I can tell, any input from the minorities being parodied - which is the central problem here.

Essentially I love this kind of ridiculous parody of disaster movies. Not an opportunity was missed to be as silly as absolutely possible
- even in the backgrounds of each scene and in the credits, etc - but, and here's the thing, it was done with absolutely no regard paid as to whether it was harmful. And that's something I just can't get behind.

I'd love to see a movie like this without all the issues.
I would likely laugh my ass off! ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ But this was much more a movie where I cringed looking back at my absolutely clueless love of it as a child. I will note that these 80's movies were far less puritan, which I frankly appreciate! (Boobs are just boobs, OK people? Some of us have
them, get over it.) I have rated this higher than I really whould really, just because I watched it so many times in youth and it helped me love this genre. It's also had a huge influence on that genre, which can't be denied.
I'll leave you with my favorite quote. Cos - it me! ๐Ÿ˜†

Passenger: Nervous?
Ted Striker: Yes.
Passenger: First time?
Ted Striker: No, Iโ€™ve been nervous lots of times.

My โ˜…โ˜… review of Airplane! on Letterboxd boxd.it/34Vzpp
4. #KittenWatches Con Air

With @DisMoviePod ๐Ÿ™Œ

Con Air is Die Hard on a plane with stereotyped convicts, asshole guards, women who are just there to be in danger, a very important bunny & a wrongly convicted hero white guy. It's a movie for which you need a huge dose of both
suspended disbelief & tolerance for it's many flaws & problematic content... or to be really quite intoxicated - but when you have one or both of those things, it's a ridiculously fun watch!

๐Ÿšจ Content Warnings ๐Ÿšจ

- Physical abuse of a woman by a prisoner

- Attempted rape
- Grooming Triggers

- Racist slurs and sentiment throughout

- Transphobia and transphobic slurs (To expand on this, I will say it feels like kind of a mixed bag here. There is a trans femme prisoner who is written with a lot of tropes - however, the other prisoners and even the
cops entirely accept her to be female, & don't appear to judge at all.

I am not trans and it's not my place to decide where this stands on whether its good or bad rep or simply, both, so I'd love to hear from trans people as to your take! ๐Ÿงก)
My โ˜…โ˜… review of Con Air on Letterboxd boxd.it/3615Nx
5. #KittenWatches Into The Storm

If what you want out of this movie is tornadoes that utterly destroy a town top to bottom, and characters you don't super care about being mercilessly killed by said tornadoes, you're gonna enjoy this movie! (It works for me! ๐Ÿ˜‰) Movie poster showing a torn...
However, it's undeniably not either in the category of epic, nor "so bad it's good". It just kinda, is. And it takes itself too seriously for that with it's epic soundtrack & serious storylines.

Frankly this is a poorly done Twister. The storyline and plot elements are similar
enough that you just can't not compare them - which doesn't go in this movie's favour. All the charm of Twister (one of my favourite movies!) is gone, and it just feels lacking as a result! Sadly, there are also no flying cows! ๐Ÿ˜ญ

But the fairly decent main cast manages to just
about carry it anyway - and if you're like me, you sure will enjoy the great destruction moments, and shit being chucked around by the tornadoes. Even better, you get a firenado! ๐Ÿ™Œ And goddamn (!!!) they are an impressive feat of nature, my terrible fear of burning aside! ๐Ÿ‘€ ๐Ÿ˜ฑ
My โ˜…โ˜…โ˜… review of Into the Storm on Letterboxd boxd.it/36bOMf
6. #KittenWatches Fire Twister!

Eco activists get caught up in a bombing of an eco fuel company, which creates a self fuelling firenado! ๐Ÿ™Œ

They decide, whilst being regularly shot at, that it is their job to "hunt down and kill" the fire twister! ๐Ÿ”ฅ ๐ŸŒช

Best. Bad. Movie. Ever.
Destroy it all, sentient fire tornado! Destroy. It. All.

Omg they're on a roller-coaster and the firenado is chasing them!

This is fucking epic!!!

(how is there not a gif of this scene omg! ๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜‚) Everyone runs from explosio...
WE HAVE A FLAMING AXE TO THE CHEST, PEOPLE!

I repeat! We have a flaming axe to the chest! ๐Ÿ™Œ

I am applauding. ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘
(Yes. I really LOVE a so-bad-it's-good disaster movie OK? So sue me! Needless to say, if you do too, you should stop whatever you're doing and go watch this movie! ๐Ÿ˜‚)

My โ˜…ยฝ review of Fire Twister on Letterboxd boxd.it/36yEh3
7. #KittenWatches Air Force One

This one is an old favourite. I love this kind of smaller scale disaster story!

Air force one is hijacked mid flight by terrorists, with the president & his family on board. Literal Hijinks ensue. (along with a too hefty dose of blind patriotism) Air force one movie poster....
I won't get into the politics here. They're both infuriating at times & also idealistic compared to our reality. It's a wee bit ouch.
That said, this is otherwise a perfectly fun movie, w/ a decent cast & lots of action.
Die Hard on a plane with the president! What's not to love?
My โ˜…โ˜…โ˜… review of Air Force One on Letterboxd boxd.it/36UASX
8. #KittenWatches w/ @DisMoviePod
Continuing w/ mid-air terrorism, we have Flightplan.

Here we have a genuinely brilliant plot idea. A mother & child get on a plane, the child disappears & an entire plane full of ppl never saw her & gaslight the mother that she was never there. Movie poster shows a close ...
The premise seems to intend to pull us in too. Was the child really ever there? Wasn't she?
It could've been absolutely terrifying if they'd been as effective in execution as The Invisible Man (2020) was. The scenario itself sure is & there are moments you really feel that terror Jodie Foster's character an...
as Jodie Foster does her best to carry this movie, and does a bloody admirable job at it, too. ๐ŸŽ‰

The terrorists plan doesn't really ever quite make sense to me though, because you couldn't ever presume every passenger wouldn't remember the kid! (Particularly the other
kids. I actually have an axe to grind there... But I won't do so, to avoid spoiling the movie!) And to believe that not a single passenger would seem to even care is just too much. This and various other plot holes did make it really difficult to truly drop into the horror of the
scenario. I also picked who the villains were almost immediately, which was both satisfying & disappointing.

I could've happily done without a really racist subplot wherein suspicion fell on the most obvious passengers (if you're a xenophobic/racist asshole) - the Arab men.
๐Ÿšจ Content Warnings ๐Ÿšจ

- Gaslighting
- A child placed in peril
- Racism/xenophobia

My โ˜…โ˜…โ˜… review of Flightplan on Letterboxd boxd.it/36UZ9t
9. #KittenWatches The Invisible Man.

Since I mentioned it in the review above & technically it fits a survival watch better than monsters, I'm going to add it here & link over to where I live-tweeted this entirely traumatising/absolutely amazing movie!๐Ÿ‘‡
My โ˜…โ˜…โ˜…โ˜…โ˜… review of The Invisible Man on Letterboxd boxd.it/36VVMj

Wow. Yeah. I just gave my first 5 star movie review. ๐ŸŽ‰
10. #KittenWatches The Book of Eli

I mostly enjoyed this movie, but found a LOT to unpack in it regarding both ableism & religion/morality. I've tried to do that somewhat in my quite long Letterboxd review, but couldn't without spoilers, so I will just post a link to it here!
๐Ÿšจ Content Warnings ๐Ÿšจ

-Religious triggers
-Rape
-Sexual slavery
-Harm to animals
It starts off pretty strong, but soon kicks into heavily religious themes and propaganda, which ruin it for me. Denzel Washington carries it along well, as does Mila Kunis as Solara.

Full review here ๐Ÿ‘‡
My โ˜…โ˜…ยฝ review of The Book of Eli on Letterboxd boxd.it/36Xm4l
11. #KittenWatches Goddammit, it's Man vs Bee.

Netflix taunted me with this show for a week, popping up reminders & ads. I can't stand Rowan Atkinson, but slowly they broke me down & made me want to watch.

And fuck my life, I binged it in one evening. ๐Ÿ‘€
It was utterly ridiculous. And ridiculously hilarious.

Please forgive me when I say, maybe you should watch this show. The bee is awesome. Root for the bee! ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿ™Œ
Don't blame me, it was the non existent drugs I was on. ๐Ÿคž

Look, the world ended cos of insomnia and sleep deprivation, in the movie Awake (review coming soon!) - I can enjoy Rowan Atkinson for just one night, OK?
12. #KittenWatches This is the End

So there's a whole bunch of celebs, playing, basically, themselves. They're at a raucous party when the world suddenly ends - & shit happens.

Lots of improvisation made it into the movie, and frankly it looks like they had hella fun making it.
I sure had fun watching it!

(I also learned that 90's pop music in bed is bad for you.

... Guess who just totally fucked her back dancing in bed to the damn backstreet boys like a total weirdo?)
My โ˜…โ˜…โ˜…โ˜… review of This Is the End on Letterboxd boxd.it/37qjut
13. #KittenWatches Jericho

Jericho

I was overly excited to share this with a friend because it's one of my favourite apocalyptic shows!

This is small town America, changed in a moment, when they spot a mushroom cloud over the nearest city. (Dammit I can't find gifs! ๐Ÿ˜‚) Jericho tv promo image. Jak...
This is small town America, changed in an instant, when they spot a mushroom cloud over the nearest city.

This show always gives me shivers in those first moments, as you can imagine it being you. All the different reactions, just staring at a mushroom cloudโ€ฆ It's us. The back of a kid standing ...
I could go on forever about this show, so I'm going to just try & bullet point some thoughts.

It's a show w/ a lot of nuance. It's not without issues but it has some really great stuff in it - & does a decent job of unpicking humanities flaws and strengths.

It stays with you.
It has amazing disability rep. Bonnie is a deaf character played by a deaf actress - Shoshannah Stern. ๐Ÿ™Œ Her deafness is beautifully integral to the show. Bonnie is an amazing, well rounded character & her sarcasm is a delight. Her putting hearing people in their place is ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ”ฅ Shoshannah Stern as Bonnie ...A white man dressed as a co...
Many of her friends have also learnt sign language to speak with her instead of relying on her doing the work of lip reading. It would frankly impress me if this show was released NOW, never mind almost 2 decades ago!

It has really powerful, positive depictions of male emotion. Bonnie holds a rifle, point...Jake Green and brother Eric...
It has some interesting commentary on morality. On ethics. On cops. On the military. On who we want to be as people.

Jericho is a prime example of why men shouldn't be solely in charge, especially in a disaster, as it's very real depiction of how men would be in this kind of
apocalypse is deeply realistic & just as troubling. ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ

There are times in the show that governing bodies seem invested in letting people die. Yep. Also painfully familiar.
They use the bloody don't tre*d on me fl*g and that fucking pisses me off!

Season one is far the superior. The show was cancelled and then brought back after a fan campaignโ€ฆ but they short changed season 2 then cancelled it again.

Racial diversity is crap in this show.
๐Ÿšจ Content Warnings ๐Ÿšจ

(I really hope I'm not missing anything here as I kept forgetting to make notes!)

- Military torture tactics (s2)

- Some covid related triggers are possible, particularly relating to governments harmful choices.

- War triggers possible
Jfc I really do write too much about shit I really love or fucking hate. ๐Ÿ˜ณ
I do not even have the audience to justify this work. ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚
14. #KittenWatches Unstoppable

Runaway train turns explosive missile launched at rural US towns. Working class railroad workers fight the corporate bosses over the best way to stop it - and all based on a true story!

A perfect movie for all of us disaster addicts! ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘
It might be a bit predictable but it's super fun, action packed & you get to rage at self interested corporate bosses on the regular to boot!

It has lots of fun disaster movie tropes such as:

Inevitable personal dramas to be magically resolved by the fear

CATALOGUE
OF
FAILURES
Rich, powerful men being shit and making wrong calls at every turn (as they absolutely would in reality).

๐Ÿšจ I will note that it infuriated me to see the fatphobia inherent in making the ONE fat man be the driver who let the train leave the station driverless... Because he
couldn't run fast enough to reboard the train after making the terrible call to leave the cab. ๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿ™„

Yes. I looked up the true story for you. You're welcome. ๐Ÿ˜‚

abcnews.go.com/GMA/story?id=1โ€ฆ
My โ˜…โ˜…โ˜… review of Unstoppable on Letterboxd boxd.it/37Hmm7
15. #KittenWatches Panic Room with @DisMoviePod

I absolutely LOVE this movie. Jodie Foster and Kristen Stewart are, as always, fantastic! The tension is great. The peril greater. The scenario truly horrifying for me, a claustrophobic. Movie poster shows Jodie Fo...
There's some really lovely camera work in this movie, amping up the tension further.

A few notes on the disability rep in this movie.

- The daughter has diabetes, which is used to further ramp up the tension, but it doesn't feel gratuitous at all, just like, hey, people have
diabetes and sometimes they're in danger and shit happens.

- There is a scene where she has a diabetic seizure. It's not hammed up or offensively done imo. It actually struck me as fairly realistic rep of a seizure.

- Trauma/fear doesn't cure claustrophobia for goodness sake!
(Neither does being an amazing mum and needing to take care of your kid.)

The opening scenes of the movie clearly show that mum's claustrophobia is fairly severe, so it seems a hugely missed opportunity to not see that dealt with & managed throughout the movie.
Final note. Urgh. That scene with the cops was painful - especially as a survivor of domestic abuse. Let's face it - this is Copoganda. It's how cops WANT to be seen & how we wish they were, but it isn't how it is in reality. Cops don't care about women in peril.
Truth is they're often the ones PUTTING women in peril. ๐Ÿ˜ค ๐Ÿ’”

Both of us found it a truly upsetting scene to watch as two women, on multiple levels.

My โ˜…โ˜…โ˜…โ˜… review of Panic Room on Letterboxd boxd.it/37HFnX
16. #KittenWatches Oxygen.

I am not sure why I, a claustrophic with abuse triggers beneath that phobia, have decided to watch this movie, but here we are. I'm going in.

I'm fuckin scared.

A woman wakes up stuck in a med pod & needs to get out before she runs out of air.

FML.
Jesus, it's already horrifying. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜…
*cryogenic chamber. Get it right, me!!!

She is badass at working through her panic. So far. Just as well.

I'd be losing my shit bad.
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Ah. Views of her pretty fingernails.

I know what's coming. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
This actress is pretty amazing! Really carrying it so far!!!

I saw something coming and I'm proud of myself lol. ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘
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I can't tell what's real at all. On numerous levels. This is really clever!

Oh BTW the dubbed voices are really really well acted too. Thank fuck, because I didn't have the brain to handle the French today & this is a movie that would be ruined by bad dubbing!
There is very little I can comment on without spoilers that would fuck up someone's enjoyment of this movie.

But I'm really enjoying this!

It's brain twisting in the best of ways.

There's some incredible camera work at times too! And wow, Mรฉlanie Laurent brings the emotion!
This went in directions I absolutely did not expect, as well as a few I did.

This movie has kept me guessing all the way through, forming theory after theory.

It's not without it's imperfections but imo it is underrated. Really decent watch! ๐ŸŽ‰
Wrote my little live tweet of Oxygen up into a proper review! ๐Ÿ‘‡ This movie is still turning around my head today!

My โ˜…โ˜…โ˜…โ˜… review of Oxygen on Letterboxd boxd.it/38lArF
17. #KittenWatches Survivors - The original BBC Terry Nation adaptation from the 70's.

I'm already in both covid trauma territory and personal medical trauma territory, just a few minutes into Ep 1 lol. It remains to be seen whether I'll continue this one or not, lol. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
Was this the show that made me obsessed with this genre? It's certainly possible. I remember watching it in my teens, and reading the book too, lol. Jolly reading for a kid, that! ๐Ÿ˜‚
I have decided that even though our govs were clearly out to kill disabled people during this pandemic, it's still a good thing it happened now & not in the 70's.
Cos omg, mistakes were made in this world, lol. Like, everyone is lining up right next to each other for a flu shot!
Oh I forgot the cheery DVD cover.

Ah... here comes the government FUCKERY. Now THAT'S relatable sigh.

They're all the goddamn same no matter the country or decade. ๐Ÿ™ƒ Dvd cover for survivors. Pi...
If I can just power through this first, traumatic episode, we'll get to the post apocalyptic stage and just have the survivors figuring out how the fuck to survive. I CAN DO THIS! ๐ŸŽ‰ ๐Ÿ˜‚
18. #KittenWatches Geo-disaster

An earth wide disaster saves a blended family from personal drama, again!

They lovingly kill off the token lesbians (one of whom is the only black woman) moments after they kiss - literally burying them in rubble while they were at it. Ofc. ๐Ÿ™ƒ Movie poster shows a city i...
The acting is so awkward it's parody, but they don't seem to realise it. The kids are privileged asses who seem to think their father should choose his wife for them, rather than for himself. Cool, cool.
If you love cheesy as fuck, so bad it's good disaster movies, you'll probably love it. ๐Ÿ˜‚

My โ˜… review of Geo-Disaster on Letterboxd boxd.it/397ecf

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19. #KittenWatches Awake

The world stops sleeping and falls apart after literally one night of mass insomnia. Bunch of wusses, honestly. I've done days awake, and heroically have not actually tried to sacrifice any kids. ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ

Lol. Movie poster: Gina Rodrigue...
As a decades long insomniac/painsomniac, I have to admit that this was a really decent concept for a movie, and outside of the norm. Done well, it could have genuinely been one of my favourite movies ever. Knowing what it's like to not sleep, the very idea of this scenario sent
shivers down my spine. (I mean, one of the characters says it, referring to army torture methods: "Sleep deprivation, it was torture". And yes. It is.

That's what I live with daily. Torture. So the idea of the entire world being suddenly afflicted with total insomnia? Eek.)
Sadly, the actual movie didn't live up to the concept. It leans too far into disaster movie tropes. (The apocalypse saves broken family relationships once again! ๐Ÿ™Œ). The passage of time is not always clear at all, which makes some passages of this movie really hard to follow.
My โ˜…โ˜…โ˜… review of Awake on Letterboxd boxd.it/398WoL

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20. #KittenWatches 7500

I got half way through & just couldn't stomach another moment of this stereotypical, Islamophobic, nonsense. There's already enough depictions of Muslims as terrorists out there in the world, thanks very much!

It's a no from me.
#MovieReview
#FilmTwitter A white pilot sits in his s...
It's not even redeeming in other ways, and I can't understand for the life of me why its rated as highly as it is. ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ

My ยฝโ˜… review of 7500 on Letterboxd boxd.it/39jnuL
On a rather more positive note...

21. #KittenWatches Olympus has Fallen

This movie summary leads you to expect mindless violence & rampant destruction of the White House (with a hefty dose of nauseating patriotism). And that is exactly what you get!

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#MovieReview Movie poster shows the whit...
If that's your kind of thing, you'll love it!(I've watched it at least twice, if that's anything to go by!)

What it does really have in its favour is a surprisingly decent cast, who keep this movie rolling along fairly enjoyably!
My โ˜…โ˜…โ˜… review of Olympus Has Fallen on Letterboxd boxd.it/397lm7
22. #KittenWatches Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle

Look, I just absolutely love this movie OK? It's stars seem to be having so much silly fun, it's hard not to love it!

That Karen Gillan & Dwayne Johnson are so damn hot, & so cutely endearing, is the cherry on top!

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My โ˜…โ˜…โ˜…โ˜… review of Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle on Letterboxd boxd.it/397p1x

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23. #KittenWatches Sunshine

I watched Sunshine during the August heatwave here in the UK - cos a movie about our sun dying - so a desperate team of astronauts set off in a space craft to try to restart the sun - was absolutely what I needed on that shit hot day!

#FilmTwitter Movie poster shows an image...
It's a bit of a weird little movie, but I enjoyed it! ๐Ÿ™Œ

Note - The name of the spacecraft is "Icarus" - that feels like a pretty inauspicious naming, all things considered. Who the hell on the planet rescue project thought that would bring GOOD luck for our astronauts? ๐Ÿ˜‚
My โ˜…โ˜…โ˜… review of Sunshine on Letterboxd, for my Survival media watch! โ˜€

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24. St Trinians 2007.

I am watching this and loving this as usual, and unpacking absolutely none of it.

Strangely, perhaps I'd have done better in a school like this than anywhere else! ๐Ÿ˜‚

I've been watching these movies my whole life. Ludicrous fun!
25. #KittenWatches La Brea.

I started this for the survival in a primeval world. Within just a couple of minutes I was in it for the amazing disability rep!!! ๐ŸŽ‰

The opening scene in the car with mum calling out son for ableism to disabled daughter? Fantastic! Izzy, a young white woman w...
The fact that the actress is an actual amputee is happy making as hell!

& I felt no inspo porn, even when daughter tries to save mother from the sink hole!

12 mins in & I have real hopes, here!

I really hope I can get to the end & congratulate paramount for getting it right!๐Ÿคž Izzy lies on top of a cliff...
Omg loving this also. Guy in the primeval world who fell through the sinkhole is getting high.

Girl says to him: "You know, those things kill your brain cells, right?"

His calm response?
"Yeah, and my doctor says it'll help with my anxiety, so it's a trade off."

Fuck yeah.
To backtrack, cos I've been too ill to put many reviews up this week, I'll try to throw in some of my backlogged survival watches...! ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
26. #KittenWatches London has Fallen

This is honestly the same movie as Olympus has Fallen, but set outside, in the UK instead of America, and taking itself more seriously - for which it suffers badly.

This movie poster really says it all. ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™€๏ธ ๐Ÿ˜‚

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There is added (totally realistic!) amusement by the Brits at the ridiculous security around the president, which made me laugh because it's so relateable - and of course, the Americans are (obviously) still the heroes, even in the middle of a terrorist attack on UK soil!
(Our SS guy, Gerard Butler, ends up RUNNING an SAS team on the spot.

Sure, Hollywood dudes. Of course that's how it would go. ๐Ÿ‘)

Yay the great American patriotism/mammoth ego! ๐Ÿ™Œ
It's ridiculous, full of US nationalistic bullshit and an even more nauseating hefty dose of patriotism than Olympus - with an added "out of the closet" joke between 2 straight men, that obviously doesn't land.
But I can promise you will get to see shit tons of action, and the blowing up of lots and lots of stuff.

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- Severe xenophobia
- Racism
I also can't mention this movie without reminding everyone that they released the trailer for this movie within days of the 10th anniversary of the 7/7 attacks on London. Which is fucking insensitive at best. Absolutely abhorrent at worst. Yay, Hollywood.
My โ˜…ยฝ review of London Has Fallen on Letterboxd for my #KittenWatches Survival media watch. (Threaded above ๐Ÿ‘†)

boxd.it/39W9Ix

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27. #KittenWatches Meteor Storm

Absolutely run of the mill cheesy disaster - hopeless ex/father and all. But you do get to see teeny tiny meteors breaking through & crashing to earth - right through human bodies. So there's that! ๐Ÿ™Œ

#FilmTwitter
#MovieReview
#DisasterMovie Movie poster shows the Gold...
Did remind me to watch the Towering Inferno, which is a bloody class movie - unlike this one, which uses the building for a scene in this movie - so I'll give it points for that! ๐Ÿ˜‚ Michael Trucco & Kari Match...
My โ˜…ยฝ, so bad it's good, review of Meteor Storm on Letterboxd, for my #KittenWatches Survival media watch. (Threaded above ๐Ÿ‘†)

#FilmTwitter
#MovieReview
#DisasterMovie

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28. #KittenWatches The Rock

The one where Dr Cox unconvincingly plays a soldier boy turned domestic terrorist & men run around shooting men, pointlessly & hypocritically - except Nicholas Cage & Sean Connery, who are busy making cute in the tunnels under Alcatraz.

#MovieReview
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Racism - in a movie full of violent white men, the black man is the most violent and unreasonable of them all. ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ
My โ˜…โ˜…ยฝ review of The Rock on Letterboxd for my #KittenWatches Survival media watch. (Threaded above ๐Ÿ‘†)

boxd.it/3buTSP

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#MovieReview
29. #KittenWatches Moonfall #DisasterMovie with @DisMoviePod

This movie is a disappointing, hot fuckin mess. I say that as a lifelong disaster movie addict. It's like they removed every fun element from a standard disaster movie then bulked it out with endless, boring,
complicated subplots & needless characters they didn't make you care for.

Worse, the entire thing was way more complicated & confusing than it needed to be. And omg, it took itself FAR too seriously, especially for such abject nonsense. The cardinal disaster movie rule, broken.
I want to slap everyone who wrote and participated in this convoluted nonsense. Especially given it's offensively large budget!!! ๐Ÿ™ƒ

If Moonfall gets a sequel from it's genuinely terrible open ended ending, I give up.

#MovieReview
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#DisasterMovie
On a painful note I have to mention that they evacuated the care homes. I can't even. ๐Ÿ˜ญ (If you don't get why that is heartbreaking & deeply distressing, you probably aren't disabled & probably trust that authorities would actually do that in reality. Some of us know better.)
I was literally so exhausted by the end of this movie that I wanted to cry. I can only hope I remember how bad it was, despite my memory issues, and never accidentally watch it again! ๐Ÿ˜ฌ

It could have been good. It should have been good. I'm so sad it was epically terrible!
My โ˜… review of Moonfall on Letterboxd for my #KittenWatches Survival media watch. (Threaded above ๐Ÿ‘†)
boxd.it/3cpTy5

Tldr? I have rarely been more disappointed by an epic disaster movie. ๐Ÿ˜ญ

#MovieReview
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#DisasterMovie
30. #KittenWatches Survivors, 1975 (BBC adaptation of Terry Nation book)

I have more complex feels here than I'm able to express in current health crashโ€ฆ so I'll just say that the story itself is fascinating but it's ruined consistently by a huge heaping of bigotry.

#TvReview
In the end, I couldn't even finish the last season. It was just too upsetting. I think I only made it so far due to crash.

Honestly? I would just skip it and watch the newer BBC adaptation of the same book, from the 2000s!

So - please do note the following content warnings! ๐Ÿ‘‡
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Misogyny
Ableism
Racism & xenophobia
Harm to animals
Sexual harassment and implied assault.

I have to score much lower than the story itself deserves, due to the sheer weight of bigotry contained. 1.5/5
31. #KittenWatches #TheCore

The Core is up there with the most ludicrous of disaster scenarios and is imo one of the more fun of the cheesy disaster movies, too! I mean honestlyโ€ฆthe entire thing is so beyond fictional, it's just glorious!

#DisasterMovie
#MovieReview

๐Ÿ‘‡ Movie poster for The Core. ...
This is a movie that knows damn well we can't reach the core of the earth, but audaciously asks "but what if we could?".

(Side note - I hope humans never do manage to go to the core, or anywhere even close. I dont want to know what we would do to it, nor why. We would all die.)
Also please know that Unobtanium is the literal best name for something ever.

๐Ÿšจ Content Warnings ๐Ÿšจ

Pyrophobia triggers
Claustrophobia triggers
My โ˜…โ˜…โ˜…ยฝ review of The Core on Letterboxd for my #KittenWatches #SurvivalMovies and TV watch. (Threaded above ๐Ÿ‘†)
boxd.it/3cAn95

#DisasterMovie
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#FilmTwitter
Thanks goes to @DisMoviePod for helping me with the alt text for the utterly, amazingly, nonsensical movie poster for The Core because omg, that one was a doozy!!! ๐Ÿคฏ
Jesus I just realised that in my foggy state I added a content warning for pyrophobia and added a firey gif to the same post.

Major face-palm moment. Cannot cope with myself, honestly.
I have just discovered that a friend has never seen Volcano and this heinous thing must be rectified. So I guess we're watching that. With immediate effect.
I have told him to expect cheese. Expect ridiculous. Expect DRAMA. Expect a terrible "that's about white" scene at the end - urgh. Expect nothing to make any sense at all. Expect glorious levels of destruction. & one disgusting death that always turns my stomach so I can't watch.
Omg I just heard that Anne Heche died. ๐Ÿ’”

I feel some re-watches coming up.

#KittenWatches
32. #KittenWatches The Last Bus

A very British adventure at the end of the world for a bunch of school kids, on a run down double decker bus. Pretty chilled watch. Lots of great British slang and decent diversity. Decent hint of neurodiversity.

3/5 Promo poster shows a racial...
I wish to state that I have changed my #KittenWatches review of The Core to my better one in comments. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

#DisasterMovie
#MovieReview
#FilmTwitter

My โ˜…โ˜…โ˜…ยฝ review of The Core on Letterboxd boxd.it/3cAn95
33. #KittenWatches #TheBelkoExperiment w/ @DisMoviePod

Holy. Fucking. Men!

This broadsided me. I didn't think I'd love it much, but it worked for me! You've gotta love hating the dick white guys & spending a movie plotting how you'd most like them to be ended! ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ

#MovieReview Movie poster shows Adria Ar...
Stapler? Blow torch? Fire axe? Gun? Pipe? Roll of tape? Have your pick! (there were no picks, sadly)

Do we want the sexual harassing incel-adjacent office worker to go first, or the ex SAS CEO? ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ

Can you pick the red shirts from the survivors? Will there BE any?

#HorrorMovies
It felt like the movie ended really quickly because even without much by way of characterisation and character development, it kept my attention nicely, celebrating the wins against my hated characters and the losses of my favourites!
I also really enjoyed the filming of it and the incongruent touches they added in throughout.

It's also surprisingly not without humour, and has a very recognisable main cast of decent actors.

Oh! And there's a super hot chick to root for! ๐Ÿ™Œ ๐Ÿ”ฅ

What's not to love, really?!
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With very little tongue in cheek, the main CW here is just - Men. Men. Men. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ I think most people will know what I mean by this.

Pyrophobia triggers
Sexual harassment
Misogyny
Ableism (a villian having facial scars for no apparent reason)
Please note that it was impossible to gif this movie properly without throwing triggers everywhere - which ofc I'm not gonna do. Be aware, the body count is high. It is gory at times & there is a fair amount of blood!

Please, enjoy nonchalant dude with cup of tea, though. ๐Ÿ˜‚
My โ˜…โ˜…โ˜…ยฝ review of The Belko Experiment on Letterboxd for my #KittenWatches #SurvivalMovies and TV watch. (Threaded above ๐Ÿ‘†)

#FilmTwitter
#HorrorMovies

boxd.it/3d6LuZ
Watching my favourite movie of all time like....

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34. #KittenWatches #Twister

Twister taught us all, all we know about tornados. ๐Ÿ˜‚ It's the quintessential natural disaster movie. It has everything! Tornados that growl at you. Cows that fly. "As you wish" guy as the cardboard cutout villain! It's perfect cheese!
#DisasterMovie
The only thing I don't forgive in this movie is the kiss at the end. Because seriously... dude is a truly TERRIBLE fiance. Jfc actually. How could you kiss that? HOW?! ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ˜ก

Half a star knocked off for that alone! ๐Ÿ˜
It's both my favourite disaster movie of all time and the disaster movie all the other disaster movies want to be! It's also my favourite bad day watch! It never takes itself too seriously. It always brings the fun along with the action. The soundtrack makes you grin cheesily!
Accurate.
And please. Someone. Gimme a wind sculpture like Aunt Megs'!

(goddammit why isn't there a gif?) A still image of the wind s...
My โ˜…โ˜…โ˜…โ˜…ยฝ review of #Twister on Letterboxd for my #KittenWatches #SurvivalMovies and TV watch. (Threaded above ๐Ÿ‘†)
boxd.it/3dgwQr

#DisasterMovie
#MovieReview
#FilmTwitter
35. #KittenWatches #Cliffhanger

A ridiculously (wonderful) survival movie, with tons of manufactured drama, some of the most awful, cheesy one liners I've ever heard, the inevitable family drama to be resolved by peril, and absolutely terrible acting.

#FilmTwitter
#MovieReview Movie poster shows sylveste...
(I mean really - They had to play music over some scenes because some characters were so badly acted, with zero emotion, that they had to force the emotion with music, instead of acting.)

And it's absolutely glorious in its awfulness! A long time favourite! Sylvester stallone hangs fr...
(WHY DO I LOVE THESE MOVIES SO MUCH? Well... I mean... ๐Ÿ‘‡!!! )
My โ˜…โ˜… review of Cliffhanger on Letterboxd for my #KittenWatches #SurvivalMovies and TV watch. (Threaded above ๐Ÿ‘†)
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I already added #StTrinians to the thread but I've just got around to writing up a more coherent review. ๐Ÿ˜‰

#MovieReview
#FilmTwitter

My โ˜…โ˜…โ˜…โ˜… review of St. Trinian's on Letterboxd for my #KittenWatches #SurvivalMovies/TV watch. (Threaded above ๐Ÿ‘†) ๐ŸŒˆ
boxd.it/3djqOZ
Can you tell I'm still trying to catch up from my weeks of crashing, lol? Sooooo behind! ๐Ÿ˜‚
36. #KittenWatches #TheToweringInferno

This absolutely classic disaster movie really holds up - and its influence is undeniably long and wide reaching in the genre, whilst also resting on the backs of greats such as The Poseidon Adventure, itself!

#MovieReview
#FilmTwitter Movie poster shows an artis...
The Towering Inferno is an #EatTheRich motivation movie if ever I saw one. And I couldn't help but relate it to horrific real life disasters around the world where those constructing and maintaining buildings have failed their residents so horrifically.

#DisasterMovie Still shows a skyscraper on...
I wish ppl building high rises had learnt from this movie.
Fire chief to architect, final scene:
"You know one of these days they're gonna kill 10,000 in one of these firetraps. & I'm gonna keep eatin' smoke & bringin' out bodies until somebody asks us how to build 'em." Yea. ๐Ÿ’” Steve McQueen, Faye Dunaway...
Be aware it's really *very* long. I ended up having to split it over 2 nights because I didn't leave myself enough time before bed!

Note - I would not want any of the rescues in this movie any more than any of the deaths. Eektastic! Steve McQueen, speaking int...
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Pyrophobia triggers
Acrophobia triggers
9/11 triggers
My โ˜…โ˜…โ˜…โ˜… review of The Towering Inferno on Letterboxd for my #KittenWatches #SurvivalMovies and TV watch. (Threaded above ๐Ÿ‘†)

#DisasterMovie

boxd.it/3dj9yv
37. #KittenWatches #Skyscraper.

This movie is what happens when The Towering Inferno mates with Die Hard - and doesn't take itself too seriously. I have unabashed love and to me, it's fuckin awesome - just a super fun, totally unrealistic, (& dont give a toss that is it), ride! Movie poster shows Dwayne j...
#Skyscraper is perfect for destruction junkies and #DisasterMovie fiends alike!

(The building ends up being a real fixer-UPper! - I'm so sorry. I'll see myself out now. ๐Ÿ˜ณ)
It struck me that this is an actually beautiful skyscraper design! I mean. Really. fucking. beautiful.

I wouldn't want to be up in it! But gorgeous! ๐Ÿ˜ Shame the men building these things usually just build ugly ass homages to their dicks. ๐Ÿ™„
There's some disability rep to unpack.
Our main character played by Dwayne Johnson, has a prosthetic leg. His kid has asthma and is in a building on fire. More than one character clearly has PTSD. All used for dramatic effect but somehow I didn't find any of it truly offensive -
much as I deeply wish an actual amputee had been chosen for the role if they were going to portray an amputee.

They skirted a line fairly well here. It could easily have been seriously offensive. There are issues with it, but not to the extent it spoiled my enjoyment at all. A promo picture shows dwayn...
I've actually watched this movie 4 times at this point, so it really is a firm favourite!

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Acrophobia triggers
Pyrophobia triggers
The Jamie N Commons' song, Walls, played during the credits became a firm favourite of mine after watch 1 of Skyscraper? Fuck yeah. Perfect choice. I love a movie that gives me new music loves!
My โ˜…โ˜…โ˜…โ˜… review of Skyscraper on Letterboxd for my #KittenWatches #SurvivalMovies and TV watch. (Threaded above ๐Ÿ‘†)
boxd.it/3djjcT

#DisasterMovie
#MovieReview
#FilmTwitter
38. #KittenWatches #Speed with @DisMoviePod.

A movie purpose made for destruction and survival junkies, who need a chillout film on a bad day! ๐Ÿ™Œ

It really is stupendous fun!

#MovieReview
#FilmTwitter
#DisasterMovie
My โ˜…โ˜…โ˜…ยฝ review of Speed on Letterboxd for my #KittenWatches #SurvivalMovies and TV watch. (Threaded above ๐Ÿ‘†)
boxd.it/3dgNVX

#DisasterMovie
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39. #KittenWatches #PhoneBooth

Kiefer Sutherland's weirdly hot creepy voice really elevates this one location movie!

An easy watch with much creeping tension! It has a good dose of what I call invisible claustrophobia - trapped, but can't see what's hemming you in!
#FilmTwitter Movie poster shows Colin Fa...
My โ˜…โ˜…โ˜…ยฝ review of Phone Booth on Letterboxd for my #KittenWatches #SurvivalMovies and TV watch. (Threaded above ๐Ÿ‘†)

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40. #KittenWatches Chicken Little

I've gotta be honest, I wouldn't show this to my kids, if I had them. I was quite shocked at some of the problematic nature of the content, given it's a kids animation.

If you're a dad, don't be like this dad. ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ

#MovieReview
#Disney Movie poster shows a young ...
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Ableist language
Fatphobia
Bullying
My โ˜…ยฝ review of Chicken Little on Letterboxd for my #KittenWatches #SurvivalMovies and TV watch. (Threaded above ๐Ÿ‘†)
boxd.it/3dgz9P

#DisneyPlus
#FilmTwitter
41. #KittenWatches #TuckerAndDaleVsEvil with @DisMoviePod

"I'm gonna put this leg down" ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ”ฅ

This movie is a lesson for all the hateful, bigoted fucks of the world - prejudice fucks you over, too! (And we are gonna be HERE for it!)

#ComedyHorror
#MovieNight
#FilmTwitter Tucker and Dale stand in a ...
It's also a perfect bad day movie - for me anyway! It surprised the hell out of me by taking me from miserable to smiling in just a few minutes!

Be aware it really is very bloody... But is very much played for laughs, not scares!
It's kinda like The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, but for wimps like me who won't watch the real deal and just want to laugh at assholes getting themselves killed because they chose hate and judgement. ๐Ÿ˜‚

I LOVE IT! So very much!
My โ˜…โ˜…โ˜…โ˜… review of Tucker and Dale vs. Evil on Letterboxd for my #KittenWatches #SurvivalMovies and TV watch. (Threaded above ๐Ÿ‘†)

#MovieReview
#HorrorMovies
#ComedyHorror

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42. #KittenWatches #JurassicWorld: #CampCretaceous

I absolutely LOVE this show.

It takes all the pieces of the #JurassicPark movies that I like the best and makes an entire show about them. Kids surviving alone on an island full of dinosaurs. What's not to love?!

4/5
#TvReview
The body & racial diversity are good in this show & I love it for that.

#CampCretaceous also beautifully handles teens working through their sexuality, and has a lovely blossoming relationship between two girls - one entirely accepted and celebrated by other characters. A group of 5 racially diver...
I wanted to deep dive into how they handled the conversations around sexuality but I haven't been well enough. But it was so beautiful there were moments I wanted to cry! I wish with all I have that I had had access to shows like this as a child. It would've been life changing.๐Ÿฅฐ
43. #KittenWatches Revolution (2012)

I loved this show back when it came out, but frankly I now know FAR too much about US politics and patriotism, and it ruined a rewatch for me. ๐Ÿ˜‚

2.5/5
44. #KittenWatches #ReadyOrNot w/ @DisMoviePod

Holy FUCK Ready or Not is a fucking #EatTheRich masterpiece! Samara Weaving is nothing short of a kickass delight - and a perfect contrast to the rich-as-sin family she is forced to contend with.

#MovieReview
#HorrorMovies

๐Ÿ‘‡
Samara Weaving covered in blood head to toe screaming "FUCKING RICH PEOPLE!!!" in a totally feral moment, is absolutely everything!!! ๐Ÿ”ฅ

Holy fucking shit.
Love it. Love her.

This movie made me laugh. It made me want to scream in absolute fury!

#ComedyHorror
#MovieNight
Question - How many dresses did they test before landing on that one? Cos holy fuck was it perfect! Still image shows samara We...
This tweet is absolutely just an excuse to add another gif of Samara Weaving to convince you that this movie is absolutely fabulous! ๐Ÿ”ฅ
๐Ÿšจ Content Warnings ๐Ÿšจ

So much blood
Harm to animals
Huge consent issues
Conditioning of children
Pyrophobia triggers (but no people on fire)
My โ˜…โ˜…โ˜…โ˜…ยฝ review of Ready or Not on Letterboxd boxd.it/3elROb

#FilmTwitter
#SurvivalMovies
45. #KittenWatches #TheHandThatRocksTheCradle with @DisMoviePod

The powerful, smart women in this movie elevate it far beyond it's fairly typical 90's movie style/story. They are all absolutely amazing, acting from the top of their heads to the tips of their toes!

#MovieNight Movie poster shows a black ...
The way these actresses play off each other is just stunning work!

Genuinely, the role of men in this movie is really just to fade into the background and let the women (and girl!) do their jobs!

Yes, yes I did find a picture that perfectly depicts that. You're welcome! ๐Ÿ”ฅ AnnaBella sciorra stands lo...
To touch on some of the disability issues in this movie...

Firstly - If you are going to have an asthmatic in your movie, ensure your actors all know how to effectively portray it, and for fucks sake, how to use an inhaler. YOU. DO. NOT. spray it into your open mouth!!! ๐Ÿ˜ค
Secondly - There is an awful lot to unpack in Solomon's character. He is a mentally disabled Black man, played by a mentally abled man. There's usually HUGE issues caused by that. This movie surprised me by not *deeply* offending me in the portrayal of this character. Ernie Hudson as solomon, st...
Solomon is not over acted. He is a sympathetic character without at all being pitied. He is treated kindly by all but the villian of the movie, for most of the movie. Whilst there are issues here, I did feel that it was about as good as I've seen, and that is something. Solomon, a Black man played...
He is also the damn hero of the piece & I love him very much.

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Gaslighting
Abusive manipulation both of adults & a child.
Sexual assault (by a Doctor of his patient)
Abuse of position of power
Ableist abuse of a mentally disabled man
Overt ableist language
My โ˜…โ˜…โ˜…ยฝ review of The Hand that Rocks the Cradle on Letterboxd for my #KittenWatches #SurvivalMovies and TV watch. (Threaded above ๐Ÿ‘†)

#MovieReview
#FilmTwitter
#PsychologicalThriller
#Thriller

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46. #KittenWatches Alive (1993)

This movie was tolerable purely because I watched and critiqued the (fictional versions of these) men with @DisMoviePod!

Her take was much the same as mine! ๐Ÿ‘‡

The real men might have been extraordinary, as the movie poster implies they became to survive. The movie men were only extraordinarily awful. I legitimately was rooting for most of these obnoxious horrors of men to die - which is all that kept me watching. ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ Movie poster shows a trio o...
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Cannibalism (to survive starvation)
My โ˜…ยฝ review of Alive (1993) on Letterboxd for my #KittenWatches #SurvivalMovies and TV watch. (Threaded above ๐Ÿ‘†)
boxd.it/3fnPTB

#MovieReview
#FilmTwitter
#Alive1993
47. #KittenWatches #NoExit

An absolutely elegant thriller with impressive twists I did NOT see coming!

@DisMoviePod & I watched this together recently & I'm just really struggling to find a way to unpack it all & my mind is totally whirling with thoughts!

#MovieNight
#Thriller Movie poster shows a group ...
All I can say is that it is A LOT. *Multiple* disability issues to unpack. But wow. Wow. I really did enjoy it!

I am gonna ask that you go read her thread regarding the disability issues. She did a great job! ๐Ÿ‘‡

๐Ÿšจ Content Warnings ๐Ÿšจ

- A child in peril
- Some elements of body horror
- Human trafficking
- Cruelly using triggers about the suicide of a family member, against that person
My โ˜…โ˜…โ˜…ยฝ review of No Exit on Letterboxd for my #KittenWatches #SurvivalMovies and TV watch. (Threaded above ๐Ÿ‘†)
boxd.it/3fo25p

#MovieReview
#FilmTwitter
48. #KittenWatches #EscapePlan (2013)

A poor man's Prison Break with extra depths of corruption & inhumanity, a side of torture, no hot doctor flirting or sexy fucking tats. But it's not bad, and Stallone does a decent job at playing the super smart escape artist!

#MovieNight Movie poster shows a prison...
Even Arnie steps it up, acting almost human for once!

Honestly, I didn't expect to enjoy this movie with so very much male energy, so it surprised me!

The ending left a lot to be desired, for me, though. ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ
The doctor quotes Voltaire:
"Doctors are men who prescribe medicines of which they know little, to cure diseases of which they know less, for men of whom they know nothing at all.
Being multiply chronically ill, I can say without a doubt that this is true, even centuries later!
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Torture
Interrogation
Prisons with inhumane conditions
My โ˜…โ˜…โ˜… review of Escape Plan on Letterboxd for my #KittenWatches #SurvivalMovies and TV watch. (Threaded above ๐Ÿ‘†)
boxd.it/3exEQ3

#FilmTwitter
#MovieNight
49. #KittenWatches #Heathers w/ @DisMoviePod

A childhood favourite... That perhaps sparked my love for dark comedy!

My โ˜…โ˜…โ˜… review of Heathers on Letterboxd for my #KittenWatches #SurvivalMovies & TV watch. (Threaded above ๐Ÿ‘†)

#MovieNight
#DarkComedy
boxd.it/3fbhJj
50. #KittenWatches #Jumanji (1995)

A serviceable 2.5/5. Perhaps you'd enjoy it more if you're a Robin Williams fan!?

My โ˜…โ˜…ยฝ review of Jumanji on Letterboxd for my #SurvivalMovies & TV watch. (๐Ÿงต above ๐Ÿ‘†)
boxd.it/3elvov

#MovieNight
#FamilyMovieNight
#FilmTwitter
51. #KittenWatches #ThePoseidonAdventure (1972)

This movie holds up pretty damn well, aside from some problematic content I would *deeply* enjoy cutting out and setting fire to.

Buckle up, this is a long one. ๐Ÿ‘‡ ๐Ÿ˜‚

#MovieNight
#DisasterMovie
#FilmTwitter Movie poster shows an artis...
I remember often sitting as a family and watching this one - it's another movie that sparked my Special-Interest love for the disaster genre, so it holds a special place for me, for that!
There's plenty of destruction, imminent danger, and drama to keep this ticking along nicely! The ship turning over is a pretty damn epic scene. (Top tip for during such an event - Do. Not. For fucks sake. Cling. To. The. Tables!!!)

(OK ok the image is a spoiler but OMG!) Men in suits hang from tabl...
The Poseidon Adventure is absolutely stacked full of stars. And this movie's influence is undeniable, too. It's seeded throughout the genre, not to mention there have been so many re-makes in different forms - both movie and mini-series!
I just have to say, it's hilarious that Leslie Nielsen is the captain given his later parody in Airplane. I just can't quite see him as serious - I kept expecting him to break into full parody! ๐Ÿ˜‚ Leslie neilsen in a ship ca...
If I were to endure this scenario, the last people I'm gonna trust are the ones in charge. Disabled ppl know better, given our current circumstances. I'd die on the way up (down) the boat anyway, stuck somewhere, unable to go on, due to disabilityโ€ฆ but I'd give it a damn try,
rather than staying where authority told me to, lol. ๐Ÿคฃ ESPECIALLY when authority dude starts literally ordering people to stay - See ya dude, I'm out!
I have slightly mixed feelings about the handling of a fat woman in this movie. It's clear she was placed there to add DRAMA as they try to find a way to get a fat person through this disaster - obviously gratuitous AF. And there are many moments it falls into full on fatphobia.
However she also is a relatively nicely rounded character, important to their survival & the group didn't consider abandoning her when the going got tough. (yes, I did just give myself a Billy Ocean earworm, dammit. & yes, I mentioned it purely to ensure I won't be alone in it!)
Susan's obsession with the preacher is creepy as fuck, and so is how he touches her and how he talks to her. She's a kid, ffs. โœ‚

The ending with the helo? Really?! I won't spoil youโ€ฆ but damn... wellโ€ฆ OK then!?
๐Ÿšจ Content Warnings ๐Ÿšจ

- Grooming triggers (with a religious slant, but no sexual abuse)
- Religious themes
- Fatphobia
- Pill shaming happened in movies even in the 70s I guess. ๐Ÿ™ƒ
- An unpleasantly misogynistic feel throughout
- Pyrophobia triggers (Inc. some fiery deaths)
My โ˜…โ˜…โ˜…ยฝ review of The Poseidon Adventure on Letterboxd for my #KittenWatches #SurvivalMovies and TV watch. (๐Ÿงต ๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿ‘‡)

#MovieReview
#DisasterMovie

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52. #KittenWatches #Poseidon (2006)

And on to the remake!!

UNFUN disaster to live through. But epic fun to watch! I mean, this is just so much destruction, and a genuinely brutal fight for survival! ๐Ÿ‘

๐Ÿงต ๐Ÿ‘‡

#DisasterMovie
#MovieNight Movie poster shows a cruise...
As in the original, "Poseidon" is absolutely an "almost everyone is fucked" scenario - even more so, given the cruise liner this time is a damned floating skyscraper on its side. Absolutely huge in comparison to the original!

#KittenWatches
#DisasterMovie
It's really pretty faithful to the original, actually, & the changes were mostly done in ways which corrected some issues with the original, like removing the misogynistic tint of hysterical women, the creepy pastor with his creepy relationship with a young woman,
The fatphobia, and making the cast a little less white.

However, they still seem to get off on ensuring the minorities (and ships staff) are wiped off the face of this planet. ๐Ÿ˜’
Captain Raymond Holt makes an appearance, which is hilarious to me. I love him and all, but I'm still not gonna trust his authority figure party line bullshit, and I am absolutely escaping that ballroom if I can!!!
I will say the scenario feels a little less realistic, given the rogue wave comes entirely out of nowhere, on a calm sea, & is ridiculously huge. But honestly who cares? I'm here for the wanton destruction, risk to life & epic fights for survival. ๐ŸŽ‰
The ending is far better too!
๐Ÿšจ Content Warnings ๐Ÿšจ

- Claustrophobia triggers
- Suicide Triggers
My โ˜…โ˜…โ˜…ยฝ review of Poseidon on Letterboxd for my #KittenWatches #SurvivalMovies and TV watch. (๐Ÿงต ๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿ‘‡) boxd.it/3fxRbr

#MovieReview
#FilmTwitter
Actually can we also give The Poseidon Adventure some props for their tagline, which imo is both accurate and cheesily perfect!

"Hell Upside Down".

I'm so proud.

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53. #KittenWatches San Andreas

Please let me mention first that Alexandra Daddario was enough reason to watch this, even if I wasn't absolutely obsessed with disaster movies! ๐Ÿ”ฅ

#DisasterMovie
#MovieNight
#FilmTwitter

Review๐Ÿงต๐Ÿ‘‡
It's a perfectly formulaic but fun, decently well acted disaster movie, with *dramatic* CGI & absolute *lashings* of destruction porn for those of us into that!

It's lacking in real depth & doesn't have enough charm & falls into too many tropes, but I (mostly) forgave it anyway.
The trope I hate the most is the separated, dysfunctional couple being brought back together by the disaster - and dammit, this movie falls right into the trap. WHY?! ๐Ÿ˜ญ It'll never work!

It does however, let you plot the death of a real rich wanker & that shit is always fun! ๐Ÿ™Œ
My โ˜…โ˜…โ˜… review of San Andreas on Letterboxd for my #KittenWatches #SurvivalMovies and TV watch.

(๐Ÿงต ๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿ‘‡)

#MovieReview

boxd.it/3elF9v
54. #FallMovie (2022)

I'm watching this movie with a friend right now and holy fucking shit this movie is WRONG! ๐Ÿคข๐Ÿ˜‚

My god, as they're climbing... I can't even look at the screen when they're climbing down for gods sake! ๐Ÿคฎ TERRIFYING!!!!! ๐ŸŽ‰

MAJOR Acrophobia triggers here!
๐Ÿšจ There may be spoilers below! ๐Ÿ‘‡

Definition of bad friendship happening here.

I have Juno vibes too. (The Descent) Feels like some serious influence in a number of ways from that movie in fact. Especially because all women.

I would like to slap Hunter repeatedly in the face!
These women are doing a fucking amazing job though! Absolutely stunning work! I feel their emotions strong and this is some serious badass shit too. I always fancied The Descent without monsters... And this is kinda it! But up!!

Holy shit like 36 mins in thou omfg!!! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ Fuck!!!
This was a terrible before bed movie! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ ๐Ÿ˜‚ Especially when I'm meant to be trying to do my meds and get ready for bed! ๐Ÿ˜‚

But omg it's kinda amazing though, I love it!

I just wish they'd ditched the boyfriend drama. Why do they always have to do that predictable shit?
Two badass women being badass women isn't enough, ffs? ๐Ÿ˜ค

LOOK AT THIS SHIT. It's enough by itself, OK?!? A blonde woman hangs from t...
๐Ÿšจ Huge spoiler for Fall 2022 ๐Ÿšจ

Yeah girl that's no mistake. That's a fucking choice, you fucking betraying bitch.

Don't betray your freinds by fucking their partners, fuckers.

Saw that coming from literally the fucking first few mins of the movie. ๐Ÿ˜ก
Really a shame I didn't see it coming when it happened to me.

Hardy fucking ha.
1 hr 15 in and fucking hell I'm stressed!!! This is some phobia facing bullshit!!!

Go girl!!! ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘
Jfc, there is a reason backpacks were created. THEY GO ON YOUR BACKS, people!!! ๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜‚
Omg omg omg omg I can't even spoil this one or I'll ruin it!

Holy fucking damn! ๐Ÿ”ฅ ๐Ÿ˜ญ Woah! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ

Fuck yeah you found your fight again! โœŠ
๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘

Loved it!!!

Also I loved that the only real male character was barely there and it was Jeffrey Dean Morgan and he is the best Daddy and totally worth adding to the mix! ๐Ÿ˜
55. #KittenWatches Frozen (2010) with @DisMoviePod

I didn't hate Frozen but honestly, if they hadn't all been assholes, I might've LOVED it. Unfortunately these ppl are tiresome, awful & the movie never makes you care at all if they live or die.

#MovieNight
#SurvivalMovies
๐Ÿงต๐Ÿ‘‡ Movie poster shows a ski li...
I'm so resentful that Frozen didn't do justice to the terrifying idea of being stuck on a ski lift & noone knows you are up there!!! Brilliant actors and great writing could have made for something really special!

#HorrorMovies A girl in a pink jacket sit...
Frozen has a lot of human error aspects and wow do these characters make the worst of decisions the entire way along!

I also detracted half a star just for demonising wolves! ๐Ÿ˜ก I HATE that shit!!! ๐Ÿ˜ค Wolves are beautiful. Fuck you!
๐Ÿšจ Content Warnings ๐Ÿšจ

- Some elements of body horror
- Acrophobia triggers
- Ableist language

My watch partners take ๐Ÿ‘‡
My โ˜…โ˜… review of Frozen on Letterboxd for my #KittenWatches #SurvivalMovies & TV watch. (๐Ÿงต ๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿ‘‡)

#MovieReview
#FilmTwitter

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56. #KittenWatches #TheBabysitter

This is a quirky ass dark comedy with a seriously contradictory, complex, extremely hot villain. I'm totally in love with her geeky-ass, sexy evil self! ๐Ÿ˜‚

I had a lot of fun with this one!!

#MovieNight
#SurvivalMovies
#ComedyHorror Image
I did want to slap the shit out of dad for being awful to his kid who clearly has an anxiety disorder of some kind!
Obviously this post is just an excuse to post this gif... I won't even pretend. ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ
๐Ÿšจ Content Warnings ๐Ÿšจ

- Needle phobia triggers

- Child in peril

- Arachnophobia

- Very bloody but in a comedic way

- A kid uses the R word but his mum slaps it down HARD which at least was refreshing compared to the norm.
My โ˜…โ˜…โ˜…ยฝ review of The Babysitter on Letterboxd for my #KittenWatches #SurvivalMovies & TV watch. (๐Ÿงต ๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿ‘‡)

#HorrorMovies
#MovieReview
#FilmTwitter

boxd.it/3ipqST
57. #KittenWatches #TheBabysitter: Killer Queen

"Luckily the devil gives good head" ๐Ÿ˜‚

Not as fun or as clever or hot as the first one, but I didn't see the twist coming & I enjoyed that! An enjoyable enough ride if you enjoyed the first movie.

#ComedyHorror
#MovieNight

๐Ÿงต๐Ÿ‘‡
๐Ÿšจ Content Warnings ๐Ÿšจ

- Gaslighting

- Firey deaths

- Very bloody but in a comedic way
My โ˜…โ˜…โ˜… review of The Babysitter: Killer Queen on Letterboxdfor my #KittenWatches #SurvivalMovies & TV watch. (๐Ÿงต ๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿ‘‡)

#FilmTwitter
#MovieReview
#HorrorMovies

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58. #KittenWatches Journey to the Centre of the Earth

Worst. Rollercoaster. Ever. ๐Ÿ˜‚

Also the least special effects ever, for a movie only made in 2008. It's not without redeeming factors though, & it has some charmโ€ฆ it just could have been so very much better!

#MovieNight Movie poster shows various ...
My โ˜…โ˜…ยฝ review of Journey to the Center of the Earth on Letterboxd for my #KittenWatches #SurvivalMovies & TV watch. (๐Ÿงต ๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿ‘‡)

#FamilyMovieNight
#FilmTwitter

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59. #KittenWatches Journey 2: The Mysterious Island

The Rock singing me to sleep thouโ€ฆ!
๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿคฉ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ

My โ˜…โ˜…ยฝ review of Journey 2: The Mysterious Island on Letterboxd for my #KittenWatches #SurvivalMovies & TV watch. (๐Ÿงต ๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿ‘‡)

#MovieNight
#FamilyMovieNight
boxd.it/3elt7d
60 #KittenWatches A Lonely Place to Die

This is a really intense movie, with some genuinely scary as fuck moments. It balances some epic & terrifying climbing scenes with more action packed ones - our heroes having to fight both the elements & the men hunting them!

#MovieNight Movie poster shows Melissa ...Melissa George rappels down...
Melissa George & Holly Boyd - a child who never speaks a word of English, nor is she translated in any way, absolutely carry this movie admirably. If we had cared more about the others it would likely have elevated the movie, but they did do a wonderful job! Melissa George shelters a y...Melissa George speaks to a ...
๐Ÿšจ Content Warnings ๐Ÿšจ

- Human Trafficking
- Claustrophobia
- A child in peril
My โ˜…โ˜…โ˜…ยฝ review of A Lonely Place to Die on Letterboxd for my #KittenWatches #SurvivalMovies and TV watch. ๐Ÿงต ๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿ‘‡

#MovieReview #Thriller

boxd.it/3iR4xF
61. #KittenWatches Lost in Austen, a British mini series.

Amanda Price, a girl from present day London, who has a special interest worthy obsession with #PrideAndPrejudice, finds herself swapped places with #JaneAusten's fictional character, Elizabeth Bennet.

#TvReview ๐Ÿงต๐Ÿ‘‡ Dvd cover for Lost in Auste...
This would definitely count as survival for me, purely because these people are all absolutely insufferable and so is their awful, cruel world ๐Ÿ™ƒ I have enough problems with misogyny and inequality in 2022, thanks! Jemima Rooper lies on her c...
Amanda, joyfully, gets to knee the obnoxious, disgusting Mr Collins in the balls AND shout at Mr Fucking Intolerably Privileged Wanker Darcy on a regular basis - so I'm calling it a win for Amanda. ๐Ÿ‘ Some of the cast stand, all...
She also made #MrDarcy get in the water, and I nearly cried laughing! ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘

I mean... You would have to, wouldn't you!?
Lost in Austen is my second most favourite #JaneAusten adaptation, after Pride & Prejudice & Zombies - of which I need a rewatch very, very soon if any of my close friends wish to join me!! ๐ŸŽ‰

โญ 3.5/5

#TvReview for my #KittenWatches #SurvivalMovies & TV watch.๐Ÿงต ๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿ‘‡
62. #KittenWatches Ice Age

All you really need to know going in is that this movie is an animated Three Men & a Babyโ€ฆbut the men are a mammoth, a sloth & a sabre tooth tiger - & it's set in a world on the brink of an ice age, from which they try to flee!

#FamilyMovieNight Movie poster shows an anima...
It's taken me this many years and many rewatches to finally make that connection lol. So you're welcome for my impressively slow insight! ๐Ÿ˜‚

(Random fun fact...did you know we're technically still IN the ice age?)
The ice age where, by the way:

- Sid the sloth is non monogamous and totally promotes that lifestyle.

- The rhino's are totally gay. (But you REALLY shouldn't interrupt their dates!)

- Humans actually wanted to survive back then. Who knew? ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ
- Sabre tooth tigers in a pack are not just hungry predators butโ€ฆ actually, actively evil.

- Dodo's killed themselves.

- An ice age squirrel invented popcorn.
My โ˜…โ˜…โ˜…ยฝ review of Ice Age on Letterboxd for my #KittenWatches #SurvivalMovies & TV watch.๐Ÿงต ๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿ‘‡

An animated homage to 3 Men and a Baby!

#DisasterMovie #FilmTwitter
#MovieReview #MovieNight

boxd.it/3j5GTx
63 #KittenWatches Ice Age: The Meltdown

The one where:

- We finally get a female character & Queen Latifa puts in their place men who think the end of the world is a fab time for women to risk themselves by getting pregnant "for the survival of the species"!๐Ÿ‘
#FamilyMovieNight Movie poster shows animated...
- Manny was a climate change denier.

- A mammoth thought she was a possum.

- Acorns are still tricksy!

- I wish I could sleep like Sid

- Kitty is terrified of water! ๐Ÿ…๐Ÿฅบ

- Sid becomes a fire god ๐Ÿ”ฅ ๐Ÿ˜‚ Two possums and a mammoth l...
My โ˜…โ˜…โ˜… review of Ice Age: The Meltdown on Letterboxd for my #KittenWatches #SurvivalMovies & TV watch.๐Ÿงต ๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿ‘‡

The one where Queen Latifa injects some much needed class sass!

#DisasterMovie #FilmTwitter
#MovieReview #MovieNight

boxd.it/3j6taL
64 #KittenWatches Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs

The one where:

- This time they're doing Journey to the Centre of the Earth.

- They made a gay joke about butterflies & I was not amused.

- Sid tried to wank off a really angry buffalo & co-parent with a T-Rex.

#DisasterMovie Our gang of Ice Age charact...
My โ˜…โ˜…ยฝ review of Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs on Letterboxd for my #KittenWatches #SurvivalMovies & TV watch.๐Ÿงต ๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿ‘‡

Journey to the Centre of the Earth in the Ice Age.

#MovieReview #MovieNight
#FilmTwitter

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Nov 18, 2022
I am legitimately freaking out that twitter is about to die and I will lose the only thing keeping me hanging on... This community.

You all mean the world to me. ๐Ÿ˜ญ

Here's my LinkTree for what it's worth given I can't understand the new platforms.

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I also have accounts on most of the major messaging apps. If we chat a lot, I'm super happy to add you over there too - but I don't want to make things like my telegram/signal/WhatsApp too confusing with lots of people, or I'll be utterly lost. Just dm me? ๐Ÿ˜˜
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So sick of this care co treating me like less than human.

So sick of their abject ableism they refuse to see.

So sick of my life and health meaning nothing to them.

So sick of them getting good ratings because everyone is afraid/unable to speak the truth.
These are people who choose to frame my complaining they arent allowing me to be CLEAN or to sleep as long as I might be able to, as ungratefulness or rudeness or my just not understanding the position they're in and how hard it is for them. ๐Ÿ™„

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In Feb, I started the biggest media watch of my life so far - Land Monsters!

Check out the first ๐ŸŽ‰ 243 ๐ŸŽ‰ items in my epic watch here! ๐Ÿ‘‡

I'm a little sad my reviews will now be split over 2 accounts but this post'll begin a new thread for a new acc! ๐Ÿ‘

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One day I'd like to transfer the old reviews to Letterboxd, but memory is fickle so maybe as I go, I'll just have to rewatch the best & do so! ๐Ÿ‘ It's a chore, but someone has to do it! ๐Ÿ˜‰

I ๐Ÿงก that this watch added a whole new dimension to my special interest in survival media!
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This is a creeping British ghost story with slow build tension & an amazing cast! It's set across different time periods, following 3 families living in the same house, that doesn't rely on jump scares/cheap tricks.

3.5/5

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3. #KittenWatches #IAmMother

I Am Mother is *brilliantly* carried by the all female cast, which I always find enjoyable. Rose Byrne in particular did a great job at bringing "Mother" to life. The carefulness of her acting injected complexity into this intelligence!

#Thriller
๐Ÿงต Movie poster shows two clos...
I was actually really surprised by this movie, which had much more depth and many more layers than I expected from a Netflix movie.

Was it perfect? Nope. But it was well worth a watch! Hilary swank and Clara Ruga...
It was actually difficult to decide whether to list this one under survival or dystopian, but it had just *slightly* stronger leanings to the dystopian genre. But do expect a strong survival and post apocalypse tint to the story!
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29. #KittenWatches Moonfall #DisasterMovie with @DisMoviePod

This movie is a disappointing, hot fuckin mess. I say that as a lifelong disaster movie addict. It's like they removed every fun element from a standard disaster movie then bulked it out with endless, boring,
complicated subplots & needless characters they didn't make you care for.

Worse, the entire thing was way more complicated & confusing than it needed to be. And omg, it took itself FAR too seriously, especially for such abject nonsense. The cardinal disaster movie rule, broken.
I want to slap everyone who wrote and participated in this convoluted nonsense. Especially given it's offensively large budget!!! ๐Ÿ™ƒ

If Moonfall gets a sequel from it's genuinely terrible open ended ending, I give up.

#MovieReview
#FilmTwitter
#DisasterMovie
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#KittenWatches Dystopia

Kicking off my dystopian watch, tonight I'm watching Only (2019). This is a new one on me, and was billed as post-apocalyptic - but was clearly always going to be an apocalypse that would cause deepening dystopia. Movie poster shows close up...
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It's pretty dour so far... Particularly in light of current circumstances. Freida Pinto stands looking...
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