Everyone we have rattled over the last eighteen months. A thread 🧵 #nffc
Derby County

Only team not to beat Chris Hughton’s Nottingham Forest. Thought they’d still finish above us, claimed we would never get to playoffs, win playoffs or stay in the prem. ENJOY LEAGUE ONE HAHAHAHAAHAHA #nffc
Huddersfield Part One

Fucked them over in the FA Cup, thought we were being too arrogant, but we always knew they were dogshit and knew we would win. #nffc
Huddersfield Part Two

Set off fireworks after the FA Cup game, Huddersfield thought it was for them. They’re still pissed about it now, god knows how they deal with November the 5th. 🎇 🎆 💥 #NFFC
Huddersfield Part Three

Ticket sales. We sold out Wembley. They didn’t. They claimed it was all we cared about but they mentioned it more than us. #nffc
Huddersfield Part Four

Beat them at Wembley. Promoted to the premier league, forced their manager out, signed their best players, left them on the road to league one. Signed the players that dived and we paid the ref. Nice. #nffc
Bournemouth

Showed up Scott Parker for the fraud he is, nearly caught them despite giving them a seven game head start. More atmosphere in an old people’s home. And they still follow our every move. Thank you for Wembley #nffc
Swansea City

Stole their manager. They thought we were going down. “Cooper wanted prem and chose Forest 😂” Gave them a 5-1 thrashing to prove a point. 9 goals in 2 games. But he’s still shit and defensive. Thanks for the prem. #nffc
Sheffield United Jack Robinson

Said it was embarrassing how we celebrated like we were already going up. We fucking knew we were. Didn’t look embarrassing from my seat at Wembley. See you in the prem, oh no sorry you’re still shit #nffc
Sheffield United Paul Heckingbottom

Making the City ground silent has got to be the worst reverse psychology I’ve ever heard in my life. The fans carried the players to resist another fuck up. We held on. Got outwitted and out thought by a 21 year old. Old cnut #nffc
Leicester City

Worked themselves up for their first “local rivalry” in almost ten years. Smashed up family restaurants to show how hard they are. Embarrassed themselves on and off the pitch. Bigger rivals with Southampton. 4-1 flattered them. #nffc
Luton Town

Got really pissed off with the big boys. Short man syndrome. Back to league one you go little man. Can someone check how the manager of the season did at Wembley with a budget that can only afford them a Tesco meal deal and Lansbury? #nffc
Arsenal

Already planning their game against Leicester inside the city ground. How did that go? Lewis Grabban > Alexander Lacazette. Grabbs has more hair on his chin than Laca has on his shiny bald head. So shiny I thought we installed a new floodlight. We love you #nffc
West Ham

“WHY THE FACK WOULD HE GO TO FOREST” cos we are fucking massive and project europa is on. See you cockney bastards in Romania. Oh no! Enjoy relegation with Frank Lampard’s Everton. Up the £400k per week reds. #nffc
Middlesbrough (Added due to popular demand).

Sent us their best player on loan, thinking we were relegation candidates. Took their place in the playoffs, then went all the way. Sold spence for peanuts. Isaiah Jones is better? Enjoy mid table next season. #NFFC

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