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Jul 22
"A man and his wife went to the zoo. They found a Monkey who was passionately playing with his female. His wife said to him, "What a romantic animal."

Then, they found a Lion and his Lioness separated from each other; the silent Lion sat alone in his corner as if the Lioness
doesn't exist. His wife said to him, "What a sad scene without love."

Her husband then said to her, “Throw that stone at the Lioness and watch.” When she threw the stone at the Lioness, the Lion roar to defend his Lioness, then she was asked to repeat it with the Monkey, the
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Her husband then told her, “Do not be deceived by what you see as romance in outward show, often times, it is a deceptive appearance just to hide an empty heart; there are others on
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Jun 17
Shame on You Ameerah

So apparently Ameerah wasn’t kidnapped but sent a false SOS message . I’m not ashamed that I tried to help her. There is nothing yo can say that can make me ashamed for having a good heart. You can’t call me gullible too for believing her.
The way things happen in Nigeria there is almost nothing impossible.
-Gunmen bypassed all the checkpoints in Ondo and went straight to a church to spray bullet on worshippers? We’ve not heard who sent them bland their intentions.
Terrorists bypassed Airforce surveillance , moved
a loaded helicopter to southern kaduna and used it to spray bullets on innocent Nigerians.
Should I go on?
You’ll read things happening in Nigeria and it’d feel like you are reading a poorly written story book. So No, I’m not ashamed for believing Ameerah’s story
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Jun 17
A pastor came before a full congregation and said that ASUU will call off strike on 17th of June

Today is 17th of June and nothing has happened
Today is 17th of June and nothing has happened
Today is 17th of June and nothing has happened
That’s the same way Tunde Bakare said that God has shown him that he will be the next president of Nigeria after Buhari. After the APC primaries, he changed his mouth and said that God can still make a loser a winner. It is so pathetic how “Men of God” take advantage
of God’s mercy and lie with his name with reckless abandon. If you question him now, his gullible congregation will find a way to justify his deception and when they no longer have a defense, they’ll fall back to “Touch not my anointed”. May God open our eyes to
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Jun 16
Avoid Condom Boxers
Avoid Condom Boxers
Avoid Condom Boxers
Avoid Condom Boxers

This might not be familiar to some people but there is a type of boxers called Condom boxers. It is very very tight, dragging your testes to your body. It is very very bad .
There is a reason your
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Jun 16
According to Rev. Mbaka , Peter Obi is stingy.
I AGREE WITH HIM
A stingy man can’t lead Nigeria

Peter Obi is so stingy that he awarded first class graduates N1,000,000 each when he could have given them N10,000 to share among themselves . ImageImageImageImage
•Peter Obi is so stingy that he donated 1 billion Naira to a mission hospital to set up a heart specialist Centre.
Peter Obi is So stingy that he donated N100m to upgrade Shanahan school of nursing to a college

Peter Obi is so stingy that he didn't owe any salary, gratuity or pension throughout his tenure ?

-Peter Obi is so stingy that he donated N100m to UNIZIK
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Jun 16
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Realizing what was going on, Fernandez pushed Mutai to victory.

A reporter asked Ivan, "Why did you do this?" Ivan replied, "My dream is that one day we can have some sort of community life where
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The reporter insisted "But why did you let the Kenyan win❓" Ivan replied, "I didn't let him win, he was going to win. The race was his."

The reporter insisted and asked again, "But you could have won!" Ivan looked at him and replied:
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