Akiva Cohen Profile picture
Jul 27, 2022 26 tweets 9 min read Read on X
Hey, #LitigationDisasterTourists, in a SHOCKING twist, Sandmann has lost his defamation cases. Let's read the order, shall we?

storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.usco…
Gonna skip past the procedural background and get to the description of the evidence on the motion:
So, how did Sandmann's deposition go?
I mean, look, it's not a disaster, but when you're suing people for writing that you blocked someone's path, *this* testimony isn't going to be helpful
"How dare you publish Phillips' statements that I blocked his path, although I can understand why he perceived it that way" is going to be bad enough. But layer on the "I wanted to stand up for my school so I deliberately didn't move to let him pass"?
Meanwhile, here's Phillips: "Yeah, that's exactly how I perceived it"
And look, I'm just going to pause here to note that no plaintiff will or should EVER be able to win a defamation case that turns on "yeah, the events in question happened, but I insist your completely rational interpretation of them is wrong"
Which, um ... longtime followers of this account already know pretty well
I'm a little concerned that it looks like Sandmann never deposed these folks, but "yeah, seemed to the rest of us like he was intentionally blocking him" isn't going to help Nick.
There's a fellow student's declaration that apparently didn't say anything meaningful (he had left the group by then and didn't see anything). Then we get a summary of the video evidence
Let's pause for a second here and note that as the adult here, Phillips should have asked Sandmann to move rather than got into a pissing contest with a teenager. But it was *obviously* a pissing contest Sandmann wanted; he 'wasn't going to be intimidated' and I get why Phillips
could have concluded that asking would have been pointless. -my own opinion, for whatever that's worth
After a brief digression to say "no, guys, the fact that I didn't dismiss it doesn't mean that 'opinion' isn't a defense, just that you alleged enough to make whether it was opinion an issue of fact", the court gets into the law
Back in a sec
Summing up: "interpretations of a situation are not defamatory unless it's presented as based on undisclosed facts"
And here's Kentucky law saying the same thing
With all that background in mind, and particularly Sandmann's testimony, you can see why suing media outlets for accurately quoting Phillips' description of events wasn't necessarily going to end well for Sandmann
Like, this isn't hard. And lack of defamation liability doesn't turn on randomly inserting the words "as I perceived the situation ..." into your descriptions of things
Again, none of this surprises anyone with a functional understanding of defamation law. And it shouldn't surprise anyone, really. Do we really want a rule that says you can't offer opinions on someone else's behavior?
I'm going to skip past the paragraphs of "any reasonable reader would have understood Phillips was describing his own perception of events" because
And that's it. The end - of the opinion, and of the delusion that Sandmann had a viable defamation claim or settled with anyone for gobs of money
There's a bigger point here, so I'll respond in this RT also: Because litigation is expensive, and they decided to see whether Sandmann would take less than it would cost them to "win" the case in order to just go away

To get to this point, each of the Defendants participated in discovery - depositions and document production - briefed their own summary judgment motions (opening and reply) and opposed Sandmann's summary judgment motion. Conservatively, they're at least at 6-figures in costs
Faced with that reality, some businesses will turn to the plaintiff and ask if they'll take 10K, or 25, or 50 to go away (the amount depends on the Defendant's particular spine and business circumstances).
Others will take a longer view, and look at the cost of winning as an expense of preventing similarly bad faith suits, or setting good precedent, or some other broader business goal, and spend more to win the case than they'd have needed to pay in a settlement.
Those are both valid decisions, though philosophically I prefer clients who take the latter approach (which, yeah, is also usually good for my short-term bottom line if they're my clients) since there's a societal benefit.

But why did they settle, @Holden114? Dollars & cents.

• • •

Missing some Tweet in this thread? You can try to force a refresh
 

Keep Current with Akiva Cohen

Akiva Cohen Profile picture

Stay in touch and get notified when new unrolls are available from this author!

Read all threads

This Thread may be Removed Anytime!

PDF

Twitter may remove this content at anytime! Save it as PDF for later use!

Try unrolling a thread yourself!

how to unroll video
  1. Follow @ThreadReaderApp to mention us!

  2. From a Twitter thread mention us with a keyword "unroll"
@threadreaderapp unroll

Practice here first or read more on our help page!

More from @AkivaMCohen

Jun 30, 2023
OK, time to get myself ratioed.

The SCOTUS affirmative action decision was legally wrong - poorly reasoned and legally silly. But in the long run, and if it spurs schools to use socioeconomic status and opportunity as the finger on the scales, it will be a net positive
Race is a blunt instrument, and I think we *all* agree that, for example, Willow Smith doesn't need or warrant any sort of bump on her college application. But Willow Smith is a WILD outlier and "but what about [insert rare exception]" isn't a useful policy framework
So yeah, it was perfectly reasonable for universities to use that blunt instrument.

As many of these university reaction statements are making clear, the burden will now be to find finer instruments that allow for the same intended benefit of taking into account the very real
Read 7 tweets
Jun 9, 2023
This thread from Yesh is a good example of a philosophical mistake I like to call "solutionism" - the belief that if a problem is bad enough then there must be a solution out there to resolve it, because "yeah, it sucks, it can't be solved for" is too unthinkable to bear
You see it a lot in the context of Israel/Palestine, with people convinced that the right mixture of fairy dust & button pushing can lead to a peaceful resolution that addresses all of the important and competing imperatives, it's just that nobody has found the right mixture yet
And we're seeing it with "a large portion of the population is willing to believe any prosecution of crimes by Trump is political"

Yes, that sucks. Yes, that's a potentially society-destroying problem.

No, there isn't a solution
Read 8 tweets
Jun 9, 2023
@yesh222 You don't worry about that, because it's not a solveable problem. You keep doing the right thing and hope that convictions and mounting evidence prevents more people from joining the conspiracy theorists, but that's all you can do
@yesh222 I said this 4 years ago, and it's proven true in every particular.

Read 4 tweets
May 19, 2023
That she was the one stealing the bike.

Literally nothing she did on the video is consistent with her new story. When her colleague came over and the kids said "that's his bike, he already paid for it" she didn't deny it, or look surprised by the claim.
Like ... how do you determine truth in a they-said-she-said situation? Watch human behavior. Throughout the video, the kids' tone is exactly what you'd expect for someone who believes their own story. Hers very much is not
And when her colleague comes and suggests that the kids get another bike, and they say "no, he paid for that bike, he unlocked it, it's his" there's exactly no reaction of "no, *I* paid for it" or "what the hell", which is what you'd expect if they were lying
Read 4 tweets
May 9, 2023
Hey, Twitter, and especially my #LitigationDisasterTourists, gather round. B/cwhile DM is focusing in on the court finding that selling videogame cheats is criminal copyright infringement and RICO, I'd like to tell you about something different. The CFAA, and @KathrynTewson
And don't get me wrong - that RICO stuff is big news that should be sending shockwaves through the cheat software industry. Cheatmakers often use resellers. Being found liable on a RICO violation means that every reseller could potentially be liable for 100% of the damage caused
by the cheat software.

And by 100%, of course, I mean 300%, since RICO comes with treble damages. Plus attorneys' fees. So that's a big deal.

As is the finding that it's criminal copyright infringement. Those are both new precedents in the area, and that's huge.
Read 21 tweets
Mar 8, 2023
I'm not inclined to forgive antisemitism, but this is more a learning opportunity than a defenestration opportunity. There are people who still legitimately don't understand that "Jew down" or "gyp" are slurs; it's just a phrase they've grown up around and use w/o thought
And yes, he doubled down when called out on it. That's almost always going to happen when someone who sincerely doesn't believe they're doing anything bigoted is called out for it in a public setting.

The real test will be whether he can learn (& apologize) as he gets more info
Also, HOLY FUCKING SHIT @pnj, you couldn't find an *actual* Jew to get a quote from, so you decided to go to a Christian LARPing as a Jew for missionizing purposes? What the absolute fuck? pnj.com/story/news/loc…
Read 4 tweets

Did Thread Reader help you today?

Support us! We are indie developers!


This site is made by just two indie developers on a laptop doing marketing, support and development! Read more about the story.

Become a Premium Member ($3/month or $30/year) and get exclusive features!

Become Premium

Don't want to be a Premium member but still want to support us?

Make a small donation by buying us coffee ($5) or help with server cost ($10)

Donate via Paypal

Or Donate anonymously using crypto!

Ethereum

0xfe58350B80634f60Fa6Dc149a72b4DFbc17D341E copy

Bitcoin

3ATGMxNzCUFzxpMCHL5sWSt4DVtS8UqXpi copy

Thank you for your support!

Follow Us!

:(