Alright, after a long hiatus it is time for another πΈπͺ SWEDISH FOOD THREADπΈπͺ.
Today, we will be talking about the Big Cheese of north germanic cuisine: the venerable falukorv, the #1 type of sausage consumed in Sweden.
The history of the falu sausage is interesting and goes back quite a ways. At the time when the copper mine at Falun was one of the world's largest (so during the early modern period), cattle and horse skins were in massive demand in order to make strong ropes.
This massive demand for animal hides meant a lot of slaughtered animals, and so the question naturally becomes what to do with the meat. At first, the miners smoked and cured it, but eventually some germans came over and showed people how to make sausages instead.
Like a lot of modern-day food that traces its ancestry back several hundred years, the falu sausage has morphed a bit over the ages in terms of taste and preparation. Today, it's a sausage using potato starch as a binding agent, and that is made of pork and/or beef.
Unlike a lot of sausages from... ahem... less civilized... parts of Europe, such as the Chorizo, the falu sausage has very mild spices; usually a bit of nutmeg and maybe a pinch of ginger, as well as salt and pepper. It's somewhat similar to a German bratwurst in terms of taste.
The falu sausage is the single most consumed food in Sweden. There are a lot of ways to eat it, kids love it, and it is cheap and easy to cook - it can even be eaten uncooked, as it has already been smoked - so it's no wonder that it's a hit with Swedish families!
My own favorite way to enjoy falukorv has changed as I've grown older. Now I'm a big sucker for the simple stuff: pan-fried falukorv with milk-stewed macaronis and mustard. This is extremely easy and quick to make, but also cheap, very filling, and tasty. A slam dunk!
Two more example dishes. This one is a favorite of my mom and late grandmother: ugnsbakad falukorv. Basically, you take an entire sausage, cut slices into it, stuff those slices with cheese, and then add mustard and ketchup and spices on top before you bake it in the oven.
Finally, there is the #1 classic: the vaunted and ever popular sausage stroganoff. Recipes vary, but at its simplest, this is a quick to make sausage stew based on (sour)cream, with tomato puree and lightly sauteed onions for flavor. Every Swede loves this dish. Simple as, mate.
So if you're a foreigner, where can you get falu sausage? Beats me, tbh. I don't think IKEA stocks this stuff usually, but I have been to specialty stores in London that sell this sort of food. Falu sausage is very much CHUD FOOD, so no fancy dining recommendations this time.
When I was like 20 I was extremely anti-falukorv, because I thought it boring and not as cool as other sausages from the continent. Now that I'm older I realize that the falukorv is the greatest sausage among them all. It is the T-34 of sausages. A real workhorse.
Throughout the decades, literally millions of Swedish moms have wondered what to make for dinner, only to be saved by the timely intervention of the falukorv. Let the meds have their spicy sausages, filled with god-knows-what.
In Sweden, we have the falukorv; in times of hunger, in times of need, it is always there for us. Because it is not, and never will be the star of the show.
It's not hero of North Germanic cuisine. It's a silent guardian, a watchful protector. A dark knight.
Also, great news: if you're a muslim, you don't have to be mad that you can't enjoy this artifact of culinary superiority, just get the 100% beef version!
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it really is amazing how these NPCs seem to learn nothing from the repeated failures of the west in conflict after conflict. Afghanistan was a disaster. Ukraine is an even bigger disaster. But yes, this island province of 22 million will conquer the mainland thanks to America.
US options at this point versus China seem to boil down to waging a long war of economic attrition, trying to choke off imports, or just randomly nuking cities out of frustration and then getting vaporized by chinese nukes in retaliation.
That's really it.
Chinese AA/AD is more than sufficient to keep American forces out of the straits, and carriers are very vulnerable to all kinds of modern weaponry. And it's not like the US is going to invade continental China.
Well the thing that's interesting about the IQ stuff is just that there's this kinda petty shoopkeeper moralism lurking beneath the based darwinian surface. Like people call you a lazy animal and then expect you *to feel bad about it*. That last part is really interesting.
Like this mf'er right here is a stone cold retarded lazy animal, and he's having the time of his life.
When people say "its your genetic destiny to be a lazy monkey" they seem to not think that at all because moneys don't feel bad about being monkeys. Why should I be?
Again, *if you take online racism at face value*, this is just an r-selection vs. K-selection competition between homo sapiens sapiens (white people) and swarthy hominids.
Nowhere in Darwin does it say "if you're r-selection you should feel bad" lmao.
Did you know? During the last Heroic Age of Sweden, hamburger fast food chains were becoming all the rage. The swedish state thus decided there needed to be a *state-run* hamburger chain, to bring the glory of Burgers to the swedish proletariat.
Of course, every revolution will sooner or later be undone by a reactionay counter-revolution. Over time, cowardly rightists started spreading their vile, poisonous ideas - "why should the state be involved in making tasty burgers at a fair price??" - and Clock was lost.
In the coming economic crisis, a new generation of revolutionary cadres no doubt will be tasked with rebuilding what was lost during the STAB IN THE BACK of the early 90s.
Sweden must again establish a state-run burger chain to make sure EVERYONE can enjoy burger.
This is true, but it's also very funny that Yarvin uses the SCOTUS decision to berate "hobbits". Dude, "hobbits" do not sit on the SCOTUS bench. Chuds and rednecks did not cause this, fedsoc urbanite types did.
Sorry, elves, but the call is coming from inside Valinor.
This is basically a conflict inside the upper middle class, where one side is at best leaning on chuds for moral authority.
A scotus judge, even one appointed by Trump, has 100% autonomy from the chud class. They're not freaking peasant's soviets deputies.
What Yarvin is mad over is that SCOTUS has made the ability for people like him to stay inside his class without getting purged or drafted into an anti-hobbit crusade much harder. That's true, but like... the hobbits can't actually *do* anything to fix this!
Neither peasants nor nobles have the burgeoisie's instinctual revolusion to real bonds of loyalty. Both proles and true aristocrats are born into fully-formed webs of obedience and responsibility. But to college-educated PMC strivers, that shit appears an unnatural prison.
Like if you are one of the people on here ironically talking about "collitch" or whatever, your life path involves leaving the place of your birth behind, going to a metropole, and assimilating. Your conception of success is literally meausured in your lack of ties to the earth.
Back in 2010 or whenever I read this argument from JMG the first time I thought it was absolutely insane and detached from reality. But that was because I was like 20 and didn't know shit lol.
Spend enough time in and around politics and you realize there's a basic truth in it.
"Warlords" - no matter the era or the society, are political figures who offer the principal service of *complexity reduction* in a time where complexity - and the rents extracted to maintain it - is becoming unbearable and unsustainable.
Again, if you dream of being some sort of great political leader today, this is the phase of history you're in. Your job is to smash a machine that doesn't work and actively makes life worse for ordinary Americans, not to go "bro what if we made this machine even bigger??".