TO: MIGRAINE POSTDROME
ATTN: MY ENTIRE LEFT VISUAL FIELD
PRIORITY: FUCK OW FUCK FUCK OW
DKIM: NO NO NO NO NO
MX: HOW DID YOU GET IN MY BRAIN
EHLO HENLO HELLO OW FUCK OW
HENLO FUCK BANK OIF FUCK HURT
EHLO

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TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN: OW!

SIGNED-BY: OW!
PGP-KEY: NO
(OW OW OW I CANNOT HANDLE ANOTHER WEEK OF THIS AND I TOOK DOULBE MY NORMAL IMITREX THIS WEEKEND, OW MY FUCKING LEFT SIDE)

SIGNED: —@jamie_culpon
CC: OW FUCK OW

#migraine #pain #adhd #autist #actuallyAutistic #fuck #fuck #fuck #nsaidx3

(FINI WHITE RABBIT DOT FUCK OW OLDJOKE)
IF YOU CAN READ THIS: CONGRATS! YOU CAN READ THIS!

Ha ha just serious

ha ha

But the thread ended with the 1E JP MC Joke.

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HELP HELP I AM STUCK IN MY OWN BACK MATTER

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You know: I wanted to like @ProfCalNewport / @littlebrown’s _DEEP WORK_, but after an intro gushing about Carl Jung and the power of privacy, the first chapter opens with nothing but references to men who abuse women and queer/disabled employees in tech. Kinda hard to Errata that
Study Hacks was a great blog and I respect that perhaps The Distinguished Doctor Professor @ProfCalNewport has « evolved » in the intervening years since 2016, but to be quite honest: I would’ve kept with this if it weren’t filled with nothing but examples of Men in Power.
His first « success woman » is a noted transphobic occupant of Scottish Castles. Then he cites DHH, not a nice guy in Rails land, and I still haven’t found a single thing in the notes by a woman or academic or writer that wouldn’t kill me for being a queer/non-transphobic person.
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If you have worked with me, hmu on PVUNCH YILVIS LUDEN #culture #blogging
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CC @sfwa @FurWritersGuild @WisConSF3 @OtherwiseAward @lesbiantech
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CC @TexasMonthly / @Germanic_Utexas / @utarlington / @UTAustin. Hook ‘em?
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It’s almost as if @cajundiscordian et @timnitGebru are right!
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Is it ORIGINAL RESEARCH or HA HA FUNNY /LoC-NEW-NOTE-CARD when a PsyD cites your own notes on a blog to try to tell you you’re wrong about the definition of a term? Asking for a friend. Named me. But the blog was edited by @ireneista, not Xoogler Club De Plurel Gang? #pluralGang
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BUT DOCTOR DE PSYCHOLOGY, I AM PAGGY LA ACHI DE THAT BLOG
*looks at badge*
You mean that there’s a Columbia that isn’t a Med School?

H a ha ha. But seriously if you cite a blog roll because Google En/US knows it?

(((MAKE SURE YOU READ THE DATE, IT IS NOT 2016)))
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I have no FUCKING CLUE which PUTAINS DE SACRE DE OUCH DE FUCKING HOT OUT taught me to mince oaths en québécoise et Acadien instead of propre langs d’oïl at the MTG table, but somehow that is still considered endearing to Anglophones #mtg #decklist #amWriting
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It's bullshit.
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