Thread by @glassb0dy

❥ pov you gained weight!!!!! || a very realistic 🧵 for edtwt

- you wake up heavily and FALL out of bed. you crash through the floorboards and the foundations and the ground.

- you arrive at school in australia, since you fell through the earth. everyone stares at you while you roll fattily down the corridor

- once of the teachers goes “OMG is that y/n?! THEYRE SO FAT HAHAHA IM NOT GONNA GET FIRED FOR THIS FOR SOME REASON” and you start sobbing, tears of grease rolling down your gross face

- your skinny crush comes up to you “hey y/n.” they say skinnily, looking up and down at your 10,000lb frame. “hey crush’s name! do you wanna go out tonight?” you reply hopefully.
“no ugly whale freak!” Everyone in the school starts laughing. “as if I’d ever go out with a FATTY”

- you cry even harder, and decide to eat a small snack to help with the pain of being rejected. you waddle into the cafeteria and eat 420 cheeseburgers and drink 69 bottles of cooking oil

- “Y/N! THAT WAS THE ENTIRE SCHOOL’S LUNCH YOU JUST ATE!” the cafeteria lady yells at you. she would never understand #emo

- you try to go to first period but you get stuck in the door lmaooo they have to call the fire department to come rescue you!

- but when the fire engines show up, a load of news casters arrive as well! “We’re here on the scene of the fattest person in the world STUCK inside a school! Oh here they come now”

- you’re rolled outside by the entire rescue team as you weigh too much to carry. “Y/N WHAT CAN U TELL ME ABOUT BEING THE FATTEST PeRSON ALIVE!” immediately you start having a panic attack

- uh oh, looks like the shaking from ur panic attack has caused an earthquake!! the school collapses behind you as students run for safety

- it gets worse

- you go home to see your mother and father have left you, so they can adopt a skinny child instead! this is a very realistic thing that definitely happens in real life

- “could this day get any worse?” you think to yourself as you inhale the entire fridge. mmmm yummy metal

- suddenly, the entire continent break into pieces where ur standing! everything starts sinking into the mantle of the earth, seawater evaporates, the temperature rises, lava is everywhere

- you died of a heart attack before the lava could reach you. the end #livelaughlove

THE SKINNY VERSION IS NOW POSTED go check it out loves 💋 mwah