Thread by @CAtLarge

#ShamsheraReview - if you try to make a cheap copy of all blockbusters - Bahubali (son reborn with same face, father dies when wife pregnant), KGF (years of slavery) and RRR (one man army against Britishers) into one, all you get is one big comic disaster.

Ranbir Kapoor has a straight face, zero acting. Without Kapoor surname Ranbir is just another Arjun Rampal or Sidharth Malhotra. Lame training by Ronit Roy who is also wasted. It was less of training and more of comedy.

Random songs break out anywhere everywhere without relevance to the story. Not a single character shows true emotions. It is so poorly made, u don't feel any emotions - neither when Ranbir dies nor when younger Ranbir is hit with chabook.

Karam se dacait dharam se azaad doesn't make any sense as he himself spent his life as a kaidi and died as a kaidi. Kaahe ka azaad?

Misplaced dialogues, misplaced flashback scenes. Random birds keep helping Ranbir - taking gun shots for him, waking him when he's behosh, etc.

On a random place out of nowhere horse appears (obviously Ram Charan ki copy karni hai) and the person who has never seen a horse in his entire life as he was a prisoner since birth till now, starts riding the horse and so efficiently.

*Slow claps*

Script writer felt he was writing Oscar winning dialogues with "aakhir dharam se bada mukhauta kya ho sakta hai".

Whereas the actual Oscar winning scene is where a person calls for a meeting with other fellow villagers is by flying hundreds of birds.

Only females shown in the entire movie are - Ranbir's wife and Ranbir's gf. Entire village is living in poverty and Vani Kapoor's dressing is out of the world. At least kapde toh match kare lete gaanv jaise.

Second Oscar winning scene is the fight between Ranbir and Sanjay Dutt to save Vani Kapoor where they fight less and dance more. Itni bhi choreography mat karo yaar.

The song Fitoor where they actually needed some choreography is nothing but soft porn.

Point to note here - Ranbir Kapoor still has zero expressions while Vani is the one who keeps orgasming.

The crown stealing scene reminds you of Dhoom. It shouts the same thing - audience ko kuchh bhi dikha do, maan jayegi. Audience chutiya hai, taali bhi bajayegi.

In few scenes one can clearly make out Vani is not holding any baby but just a cloth. Very very apparent.

As for Sanjay Dutt - poor fellow thought he's shooting for KGF Chapter 3 and hence remained in that same unnecessarily psycho character. He should have stopped doing films very long back.

All in all, the film makers thought let's make fun of audience aur ban gayi #Shamshera .

Thor ka hathoda bhi copy Kiya hai. And the last scene deserved a standing ovation - locals and goons all are standing together and birds know exactly who is a goon and that they should be attacked. Agar birds ko hi azadi dilani thi toh 25 saal wait kyun kiya bhai?

Cherry on the top? Indians are fighting against Indians. Britishers are toh good people. Yeh sab dikhao and then expect people not to outrage. Bullshit script, dialogues and scenes.

Bollywood has to understand aam janta is boycotting them for their content more than anythin else