Thread by @thehayseeds55

Howdy folks! Hope you're having a great summer. We've been busy writing new music and working a side gig with our friend Farmer Bob. He's got himself a beautiful place in Nokesville, VA. Settle in y'all we got a little story to tell...
#1776RM

Now Farmer Bob (Robert Douglas) is a kind & generous gentleman farmer with a wicked sense of humor & patriotic spirit. He's been following #1776RM almost as long as we have & didn't much like what he was seein' so we enlisted his help on another troll project & it's another DOOZY

Mr Douglas & his ditzy wife, Lisa, are all in for the fun. Do ya see where we're goin' here? Mr. Douglas & ditzy Lisa? 😉 I reckon by now y'all figured out Farmer Bob is another troll but here's a hint.

Read the emails & get all details as we mosey along the cow path. #1776RM

Now the real fun starts. We asked @JenGroupie55 to help just like she did with the Hayseeds gig. Let me tell ya, she's good at sweet talkin'! She reached out to #1776RM with a sweet offer on some prime real estate & they responded lickety-split. Only took 'em 53 minutes! YEE HAW!

We're in! They're interested & want to see the place. Farmer Bob isn't surprised. He & thousands of others have watched their GRIFT & GREED for months. We're gonna play this out so he graciously accepts their thanks and buys a little time so we can plot our next moves. #1776RM

We're still buying time so we can find the perfect voice for the role of Farmer Bob & set up a burner phone. This trolling stuff is dadgum complicated! #1776RM

We're all set! Farmer Bob calls Ms. Adria aka "Hippy Mama" to introduce himself & talk a little more about the offer. He makes it clear he wants to talk to the boss man himself David Riddell aka "Santa." We agree to meet next week. They make this so easy! 😆 #1776RM

Hippy calls again & leaves a message for Farmer Bob. She and Santa want to visit Wednesday. Our trolls have other plans so @JenGroupie55 buys a little more time. Poor Farmer Bob has a big problem on his hands. Dagnabit his plumbing done sprung a leak! Let's call Eb! #1776RM

Haha, they bought it! They ask for pics again so we google random farms & doctor the photos so they can't be traced. We doubt they're that smart but better safe than sorry. Hippy also asks for Farmer Bob's address. Uh oh! But no worries as seasoned trolls we're a few steps ahead

We propose a lunch meeting at a friendly local diner to discuss particulars. Farmer Bob makes it clear he has some ground rules before they spit 'n shake hands on the deal. He ain't gonna tolerate no ruckus or loud hootenannies upsetting his farm critters. #1776RM

We trolls were a tad worried they wouldn't like the idea of rules but we give it a little time then Farmer Bob calls Ms. Adria again to confirm the meetin' time. We're good! All is set for the finale. Have we mentioned how easy they make this?? 😁 #1776RM

After a long drive from Bunker Hill it's GHOST TIME for Santa, Hippy & Big D!! Farmer Bob & wife Lisa won't be there but our trusty troll team member will be waiting & watching 👀 #1776RM

We get a message from Hippy and they're running late. No surprise, they're ALWAYS late. Farmer Bob is also "running late" but trusty troll is waiting with a great view of the door. Santa, MagAmerica, Big D & Hippy have arrived & trusty troll has the receipts!! 👀 📸 #1776RM

Mission accomplished...#1776RM has been GHOSTED again. The moral of this story is they really are that STOOPID!!! #Subtifa #Hayseeds #Eggtifa #Vantifa #Witchtifa

Stay tuned...we're watching you 👀 👀 👀

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