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Sep 8 • 59 tweets • 17 min read

With over 2 MILLION votes… I welcome you to the finest DILF of 2022 awards!

48. Josh Duhamel - 128 votes (0.01%)

i’m just finding out he was the dad in love simon so he’s basically gay! didn’t help him much here tho i fear

47. Joseph Morgan - 232 votes (0.01%)

i haven’t even watched a single episode of the vampire diaries and i know for a FACT this man did not deserve bottom 2… this some rupaul type judging

46. Denzel Washington - 325 votes (0.02%)

aw… :((( alright well anyways

45. Jeff Goldblum - 340 votes (0.02%)

i remember him being much hotter than he actually is

44. Matthew McConaughey - 488 votes (0.02%)

something went seriously wrong… that woman’s death already fucking up the balance

43. Jeffrey Dean Morgan - 603 votes (0.03%)

damn i don’t watch the zombie show but he looks hot here

42. Hugh Jackman - 719 votes (0.04%)

na y’all wrong for this actually like he deserves way higher

41. David Beckham - 1049 votes (0.05%)

the way it was basically impossible to find a edit 😭 where the soccer stans at fr

40. Jessie Eisenberg - 2059 votes (0.10%)

oooh this a little bit of a robbery idk

39. Jake Johnson - 2187 votes (0.11%)

ohh he look like such a loser… need him

38. Patrick Dempsey - 2400 votes (0.12%)

y’all let down the romcom king wtf…

37. Colin Firth - 2470 votes (0.12%)

first “deserved lower” of the night if you ask me

36. Roman Reigns - 2757 votes (0.14%)

the video speaks for itself… yall fucked up

35. Ewan Mcgregor - 2836 (0.14%)

deserved higher i seriously don’t get y’all EVERYBODY STREAM MOULIN ROUGE RIGHT NOW

34. Jason Momoa - 3376 votes (0.17%)

considering how many of y’all thirst over him there’s like no edits of him that’s a shame

33. James Marsden - 3952 votes (0.20%)

y’all obviously didn’t pay enough attention during enchanted and sonic the hedgehog

32. Ryan Gosling - 4505 votes (0.22%)

something went very wrong…

31. Robert Downey Jr. - 5049 votes (0.25%)

i don’t give a single fuck about him actually but we love you tony stark!

30. Tom Ellis - 5308 votes (0.26%)

ooh he’s fine y’all robbed him a tad

29. Hayden Christensen - 5860 votes (0.29%)

hm… lemme ask the audience?

28. Paul Bettany - 6763 votes (0.33%)

this a very nasty evil man who will be joining the queen in hell sooner than later so y’all don’t get a costumed vision edit just the regular smchegular one

27. David Harbour - 6885 votes (0.34%)

deserved higher if u ask me

26. Joseph Gordon-Levitt - 7156 votes (0.35%)

sighs

25. Paul Rudd - 7404 votes (0.37%)

remember when he dated his cousin in clueless? that was crazy wasn’t it

24. Jay Ellis - 7485 votes (0.37%)

he’s a lot higher than i expected him to be no shade… he’s fine tho!

23. Christian Bale - 9031 votes (0.45%)

2nd finest bruce wayne 💔 so robbed

22. Nicholas Hoult - 9211 votes (0.46%)

never heard his name uttered once in my life before 3 days ago but he’s fine asf

21. Al Pacino - 9806 votes (0.49%)

he was so close to the top 20…. oh well

the top 20 vote-getters will be getting flown out to film a video for MEN dot com all expenses paid for

20. Tom Hardy - 10,486 votes (0.52%)

how could you not say cunt like… he’s CUNT.. like?? cuz when you say something’s cunt then it’s like feminine and desirable

19. Taika Waititi - 10,430 votes (0.52%)

deserved lower for ruining thor’s legacy with #that 2022 movie amen

18. Chris Hemsworth - 12,264 votes (0.61%)

took a nosedive from the last poll omfg… still just as sexy tho like whew that chest

17. Jensen Ackles - 12,741 votes (0.63%)

when he had y’all watching 29 seasons of that show waiting for him to kiss that guy ONCE oh what happened to that commitment

16. Theo James - 13,928 votes (0.69%)

he’s had no one career on death row but maybe he would if he did more shows like the time travelers wife where he was just naked and dumb for 60 minutes 🙏🏽 ily bae

the 15 finest DILFS of the year as voted by y’all! make ur predictions now

15. Keanu Revees - 15,171 votes (0.75%)

only realized he’s not even fr a dilf after the poll started so this is a good spot for him i guess

14. Kit Harrington - 15,809 votes (0.78%)

he has experience losing but i’ll definitely make him feel better about this since y’all let my bae down

13. Cillian Murphy - 15,998 votes (0.79%)

he’s babygirl y’all just don’t get it

12. David Dastmalchian - 16,023 votes (0.79%)

what y’all think?

11. Steven Yeun - 16,331 votes (0.81%)

ohhhh because i really thought he was gonna make it to the end… i thought he had it in him but i guess the only thing in him is… me

and then there were 10!

with only 9 left to go… who do u think will be #1? who do u think SHOULD be #1?

10. Alexander Skarsgard - 17,526 votes (0.87%)

did y’all see him in the northman? because it was something very serious…

9. Charlie Cox - 22,554 votes (1.12%)

deserved top 5 have y’all seen his print?? and the way his cheeks jiggle? and his smile?? and-

8. Brenton Thwaites - 23,073 votes (1.14%)

what megan said about body crazy curvy wavy big titties lil waist

the way we’re at top 8 and it’s still just 1% of the 😭 the bots only worked for the final 5 i guess anyways moving on

7. James McAvoy - 24,193 votes (1.14%)

if i said deserved lower would y’all be mad at me? just wondering

6. Idris Elba - 31,265 votes (1.55%)

HE WAS SOOO CLOSE 😭 deserved *’s spot in the final five i can’t breathe

follow my letterboxd i’ll follow back 🫶🏽 yes this is very shameless self promo boxd.it/2JscX

and only five remain… which DILF was most robbed of making it this far?

5. Oscar Isaac - 37,490 votes (1.86%)

yall robbed him down but at the end of the day he don’t care about what the public thinks just what i do and i show him every evening (and mornings on the weekends)

4. Ethan Hawke - 53,860 votes (2.67)

the two finest men in the final five being 5th and fourth… this is a national travesty

the 3 finest DILFS (according to y’all not me lol.) stand before me… but there’s only one award in my hands

let’s see who gets it

3. Tom Sturridge - 69,423 votes (3.44%)

nothing to say about him but third place having 3% is crazy

2. Mads Mikkelsen - 144,804 votes (7.17%)

i would say “y’all don’t see the vision that’s bae” but also he deserved a bit lower i fear.

with 1,346,268 votes…. the finest DILF of 2022 voted by twitter is Tom Cruise! (66.65%)

how y’all let him have such a HUGE gap like that’s crazy and actually a lil embarrassing for y’all who botted