1. Charles had a babe called Camilla. 2. Camilla was not a Virgin™️ 3. Tradition dictated that Charles must marry a Virgin™️ 4. Diana was minding her business and facing her front 5. Charles was told to marry her senior sister 6. Her sister smelled a rat and backed out
11. Diana hadn’t even been engaged to Charles for five minutes when Camilla gave expo.
12. Camilla was married with 3 children to Charles sister’s ex boyfriend
13. Diana became depressed realising she was just there for decoration, and the real marriage was Charles and Camilla.
14. Diana gave birth to William and Harry and kept deceiving herself that Charles would change since she had given him the heirs to the throne, but Charles was recalcitrant and unrepentant.
15. Diana tried confronting Camilla several times but Camilla resolutely refused to stop
16. Frustrated and depressed, Diana developed bulimia and other psychological problems from the stress and started turning into a skeleton
17. After several medical interventions, she started recovering and focusing on charity work and public service
18. Charles envied her fame
19. Charles started picking fights with Diana and making silly comments to undermine her in public.
20. Diana started defending herself and pressing him to give up his married mistress and he didn’t like that.
21. Frustrated Diana decided to expose Charles to the press on TV.
22. After being exposed Charles still hardened his heart and refused to repent from his wicked ways.
23. Diana then decided she was sick of his rubbish and started her own affair.
24. Charles, a pot, accused Diana, a brand new copper pan, of betraying him by having an affair.
25. Eliza called Charles and Diana and asked them to divorce instead of disgracing her.
26. They divorce and Eliza strips Diana of her HRH title.
27. Diana starts dating the son of the owner of Harrods - Dodi Al Fayed an Arab billionaire
28. Paparazzi are obsessed with Diana
29. Diana and Dodi leave a hotel in Paris in a car not wearing their seatbelts in the back seat.
30. Paparazzi chase the car to get a photo of them, causing an accident in the tunnel, which kills the driver, Diana, and Dodi.
31. People have suspected Charles or Eliza ever since
BONUS: The suspicion partly is due to that aside from Camilla, Charles also had another mistress — this time a babe from Australia called Kanga, who became paralysed after, according to her — when the gist of her being Charlie’s babe blew up, ✌🏾someone✌🏾pushed her out the window.
32. With Diana dead, Charles & Camilla continued their full blown affair despite Camilla being married to Charles very close friend (who was also Charles sister’s ex boyfriend)
33. Charles convinced Eliza to let him marry a divorcée. Camilla divorced her husband to marry Charles
34. People were very angry with Charles and Camilla and nobody wanted her to be Queen, so for the longest time it was understood that when Charles became King, she would be Princess Consort.
35. Charles convinced Eliza to agree to change it.
36. Camilla held on and is now Queen
BONUS BONUS BONUS:
Sorry I forgot to add.
The middle name of Camilla’s first child (her son) from her previous marriage is…
CHARLES.
Charles is also her son’s godfather.
(And now, his stepfather as well)
Typographical Error: Camilla had TWO children not three.
ADDITIONAL BONUS (I swear this is the last one):
The second child (first son) of Charles OTHER mistress (the one from Australia) is also named…
CHARLES.
FINAL NOTE:
(Not a bonus so it technically doesn’t count).
Wherever you see me writing Queen in this thread, unless I am talking about Eliza (who was a Queen REGNANT), I mean a Queen Consort.
Queen Consort - Queen by marriage —> Camilla
Queen Regnant - Reigning Queen —> Eliza
I know I said I wouldn’t add another tweet but I don’t know how I forgot to type this important part of the story
The press secretly wire tapped one of Charles phones
Charles was recorded on live audio telling Camilla he wished to be her tampon so he could live inside her pussy
You know what? I refuse to feel guilty for adding another bonus tweet to the thread
When Diana was 4 months pregnant with William, she tried to beg Charles in front of Eliza
Charles said she was crying wolf, gaslit her & called her chubby so she threw herself down the staircase
37. Eliza was properly rattled and ran down the stairs to make sure Diana and (as yet unborn William) were still alive, but Charles said he was going riding and bounced
38. Despite Diana’s objection, Charles had a long daily phone conversation with Camilla during their honeymoon
38. When William was 3 years old to Diana’s shock, one day he called her “the most selfish woman I have ever met”
Being a baby he obviously didn’t understand anything he was saying, but allegedly he just repeated the phrase because he had heard his Daddy saying it so many times.
39. Charles other chief mistress (Kanga from Australia) decided to join forces with Diana to fight Camilla.
She had become a fashion designer and she started sending Diana her dresses to wear to outshine Camilla and show her pepper.
40. Kanga died 3 months after Diana in 1997.
Lmfaoo someone forwarded me my own thread on WhatsApp.
Inception 😭😭😭😭😭
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The day Africans / Black People admit and confess that they’re simply not as serious about the things That supposedly matter to them, as White People / Europeans are about the ones that matter to them, is the day we will have progress
“They don’t teach us about this”
DO IT THEN
The worst one is “Why is nobody talking about this or why isn’t the media reporting this?”
White media has reported the one they feel is important
But guess what, African media also doesn’t care about it, yet you want to guilt white media to carry your own matter on their heads
This is actually perfectly fine traditionally for Igbo people
Proper traditional Igbo weddings include a license period in which you can have sex with anyone you like before you actually move into your husband’s house
You just have to confess your lovers (Isa ifi) to his UmuAda
More on isa ifi, since I’m getting multiple questions:
Christians have converted isa ifi into a bullying arena where the new wife is made to swear she’s a virgin and shamed if she’s not, but isa ifi was originally documented as a ritual in which the wife listed her prior lovers.
The point of this listing was threefold
1. For the husband to know and be introduced to his wife’s prior history and perform a pacification ritual with them (sacrifice chickens to them) to get their blessing for the marriage
After which the husband and the lovers would eat 2gda
Well, now a Yoruba person has said the same thing i said, i wonder if people will also tell her that she and her family will die a slow and agonising death in 10 days, like multiple people said to me
She too heard disparaging comments about Ijebus, but apparently mine is “a lie”
Here is a lesson for many of you in this election.
Those of us who suffered real and serious bullying in life already know this but you may be experiencing it for the first time.
When an abuser is done abusing you, they will say let’s reconcile and forgive and forget…
If you don’t agree to their immediate forced reconciliation, the next thing they will do is say that they never abused you, and you are imagining everything.
If you don’t agree that it never happened and keep insisting on talking about their harmful behaviour towards you…
The next thing they will do is say that the abuse actually did happen and even increase the description of the abuse, but they will tell everyone that YOU were the one who abused them, not the other way around.
They will recruit as many people as possible to agree it was you.