Thread by @RSTARpluzONE

If you're a cheat, don't go marry a fellow cheat, if not, your marriage may be shitty.

E get wetin I see wey I talk... #issaThread

So, at the Art Gallery I visited today, this man was having family moment with his wife and 2 kids as guests looking through the beautiful artworks like everyone.

Oga Ade receiving a call took some steps from his family towards the corner where I sat working on a proposal,...

... at first I presumed he's tryna get better network reception as he was saying "hello sir, the network is bad.. Can you hear me?" while taking the steps away from where his family were.

Not until I heard him whispered "Cynthia, I'm with my family for goodness sake.." 😂

"Chat me, don't call" that he said while rushing off the call, it was then he realized he wasn't alone as he thought.

Seeing me to have watched his "Shina Rambo" call scene with Cynthia the side chic, he laughed at himself.

Bros, no mind all these babes and their wahala jare

For my mind, I was like Alaye, you be Shina man, stop painting dem babes bad, 😂😂

Then, he explained the situation that the side chic can dey disturb when she want to bill or staff,

I told him, when you dey disturb the babes upandan, dem no get wahala, so he should sort her

We laughed it all off, then we saw his wife coming with the kids, sharply I switched to art talk as per bro code na, and he had to follow the lead for the culture,

the wife came and we all got talking about the beautiful artworks and how arts appreciate in value over the years.

Seems wifey is a true lover of art as she seems to know so much about art which that got us talkin as we connected real quick

She couldn't tone it down of how long she's been trying to convince hubby they visit the gallery, that she even had to force him.

Baba laughed it off 😂

After a while, Madam begin winking at me, at first, I thought I was over thinking things,

not until the kids drag her hubby to some other artworks away from where we were, then, she switched it up and started flirting with the touches, lips biting and all.

Omo, he shock me oo

To cut the long story short, after a while, madam slipped a note with her number into my pocket.

Her husband and I exchanged contact when I was leaving as he was thrilled meeting a coded guy, we also talked about business at some point.

Now, imagine this....

Husband na "Hoelosho" poultry farmer with side chics. Wifey too kon be R-Kelly fans with the "flirt".

Omo, that's shitty for me, no cap

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