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Sep 15 • 6 tweets • 1 min read
#GoodKingHarry is trending *snort* because the royal family inadvertently made themselves look the King's Guard and Harry himself the king among his subjects hee hee 😆
Fair play, you let Harry be king I'll be a staunch royalist rest of my days.
On the condition he dumps James Corden as a friend.
Harry's been given special permission to wear his uniform in public (having been banned since 2020 when he stepped down as a royal) presumably so he doesn't shine like a star next to the others.

Make him blend in more, that'll take the focus away.. NOT

haha
King Harry trending.

Try and get that toothpaste back in the tube.
Royal family should do everything they can to include King Harry because when they push him away we can see he is head and shoulders above the rest.

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Sep 16
Why are you letting a man who has advocated for forced marriage and incels near minors in your care?

This is child abuse, someone should report you.

I'm not even kidding.

This guy is the king of the incels, and you are imposing him on other people's children.
Children of colour at that.

What is this krusty the clown looking bigot doing introducing a race baiting incel to these children?
Good job ours are being home schooled.

I wish parents of colour paid more attention to the people they leave in charge of their kids.

There is such a thing as a bad education.
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Sep 16
There's only room for one of God's reps on earth, and the pope is letting us all know they ain't called Elizabeth.

Plus why would he attend the funeral of a heathen?

Good on you, pope.
A pope at the funeral of someone whose ancestors made up a religion, to take power away from the pope?
Has any pope ever attended the funeral of a British monarch since Henry the 8th?
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Sep 15
People should stop trying to trick cats.

They're too smart for that.

This cat is obvs sick of his shit.
That or she just just doesn't value him very much.

One of my all time favourite cat videos is of a tiny kitty cat saving their toddler human from a massive dog.

She was not messing around.

Google 'cat saves toddler'.

There's more than one video.
This guy probably never asks permission before he picks the cat up.

He's probably got 20 million videos of him doing things to the cat.

Cat is not your show monkey.
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Sep 15
I was engaged to someone in the RAF and let me tell you, the armed forces, at least the lower ranks, find royals farting about in the forces an expensive time wasting exercise where they're all on a red terror alert and cannot relax until the royal has left.
It's a day out for the royal, so they can wear their uniforms and show off their shiny medals, but do you think they are allowed to go anywhere near combat?

Do you know how much it costs to care for a royal on their little expeditions?
They aren't just another fully trained and functional member of the armed forces, they're like the last watermelon.

They have to be handled with care and guarded.

It's just very stressful for all concerned.
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Sep 15
Did we all have a fundamentalist christian teacher, cos it seems they had a similar effect on both me and Steve? I actually took my concerns about mine to my form teacher and by year 9 she'd fucked off to missionary work in Africa (🙄) but she almost destroyed my self worth
Up until year 8 I'd been told I was exemplary in my English work but then I got a teacher Miss Morrison, she was a fundamentalist Christian & I guessed a racist & she would make red crosses across whole pages of my work and made me feel like I was never going to be good enough.
I was in tears for some of it because it didn't feel true.

That asshole gaslighted a child because she was a mediocre racist.

By year 9 I had Mrs Blake and she was a JOY.

She was African and she was always in bright clothes and she got me all As for my GCSEs.
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Sep 15
Is it too soon to say I didn't get a single bite this year? I wasn't even as stringent as I have been with the repellent.

I think it's cos my body composition has changed and I'm producing less carbon dioxide, which is the first thing that mozzies are drawn to.
The second thing that attracts them is the abundance and diversity of the flora and fauna on your skin. So if you have lots of diversity but fewer in total you're better off than if you have less diversity but lots of the ones that are present.

IIRC.
If you tend to get bites around your ankles it's cos you has got stinky feet. That particular species of mosquito loves limburger cheese which is made from the same type of bacteria on your feet.
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