Thread by @StevenTDennis

A special edition of #SaturdayNightZillow starts with a possible *Kitchen of the Year.* Italian-made by Officine Gullo w/ Gaggenau appliances in a $15M Rancho Santa Fe mansion built by a US Ambassador to Italy. zillow.com/homedetails/18…

I think there might be north of $200K worth of Italian cabinetry and appliances here. #SaturdayNightZillow

They even made the fridge. #SaturdayNightZillow

Rest of the House is sort of your standard trying to be Italy but in California fair. Sort a Palantir-style thing in the courtyard. #SaturdayNightZillow

I had never heard of Officine Gullo despite looking at many, many thousands of houses on Zillow. But they appear to be Italy's answer to La Cornue, which I also had never heard of before starting #FridayNightZillow. #SaturdayNightZillow us.officinegullo.com/press/

This is such a classy house. Except I'll have nightmares about this TV placement. #SaturdayNightZillow

Up next on #SaturdayNightZillow: "Ravenwood." I'm just warning you to prepare your retinas. Maybe ice them.

Welcome to "Ravenwood" in Tyler, Texas. It's unlike any other house I've ever seen. Former home of a state Senator named Tomas (Thomas) Pollard. It has secrets. #SaturdayNightZillow zillow.com/homedetails/80…?

Just wow. #SaturdayNightZillow

Imagine waking up in this bedroom. #SaturdayNightZillow

🤯🤯🤯This is a bathroom. I did warn you!😵😵😵#SaturdayNightZillow

Party shower w/gold faucets + retina-blast wallpaper. #SaturdayNightZillow

I would have to immediately paint this room and redo the carpets and the drapes. Otherwise, a dream closet. #SaturdayNightZillow

Eye pain. My least favorite bathroom colors all in one place. #SaturdayNightZIllow

La Cornue✔️ #SaturdayNightZillow

There's an award-winning garden in the exterior. A pool that looks promising but to my eye could use some sprucing. #SaturdayNightZillow

You know it's a nice office if there's a giant fish on the wall. #SaturdayNightZillow

For a certain kind of person, this might be your dream house! #SaturdayNightZillow. It's $2.5M, includes 1,500 azaleas, a bunch of pecan trees, and, BONUS SECRET BOMB SHELTER (NOT PICTURED???!)

I tried to find pictures of the bomb shelter or at least a news clipping but no luck. #SaturdayNightZillow

If we pool $298,750 we could own this well-cared for church in Maine. Advertises that it's had one owner "since 1883" #SaturdayNightZillow zillow.com/homedetails/21…?

The Showstopper tonight is a shockingly cheap mansion/wedding barn in St. Louis. How is this only $1.25M? The ~1858 house is 5,000 sf, the barn is 6500. On the National Register. 4.36 acres. #SaturdayNightZIllow zillow.com/homedetails/11…?

We'd be nuts NOT to buy this place, right? Hope you enjoyed #SaturdayNightZillow