This man, Nabongo Mumia Shiundu, was the first African man to be invited to England by the Royal Family. He was invited to attend the coronation of King Edward VII in 1902. An invitation that he failed to honor after heeding advice from his Arab friends at the port of Mombasa
While colonizing Kenya, as the British cutthroats advanced into the interior of Kenya, they made contact with perhaps the largest and most powerful kingdom in Africa at that time, The Wanga Kingdom.
The Wanga Kingdom was so large that it stretched from West Uganda,
to Kapsabet. Nabongo Mumia oversaw the expansion of the Wanga Kingdom by conquering the Luos, Teso, and Kalenjins and recruiting Masaai warriors into his arm. The sheer size of his kingdom and army informed the British' decision against fighting him as they had done with
With Mekatilili Wa Menza, Olaiboni and Koitalel Arap Samoei. Instead, they elected to befriend him. They helped him to fight his enemies, expand his kingdom, and made him a paramount chief and King of the Karovondo, (Modern day Western Kanya, i.e, Nyanza, Western, and N. Rift)
They gave him a car. In exchange, Nabongo Mumia granted the British passage into Nam Lolwe (Lake Victoria) and subsequently into Uganda.
In 1902, during the coronation of King Edward VII, the British monarch extended a friendly invitation
to Nabongo (King in Luhya) Mumia to attend the event. Nabongo Mumia accepted the invitation, prepared a caravan of his men and women, and traveled to the port of Mombasa to board a British ship to England. Upon reaching Mombasa, he met his Arab friends and business partners.
They told him that the invitation to attend the ceremony might have been a ploy to dethrone him from the leadership of his realm. A king is not supposed to leave his Kingdom, they told him. The Arabs were particularly unhappy that the British were replacing them as the main
trade partners with the Wanga Kingdom. Nabongo Mumia heeded their advice. He asked his entourage to onboard the ship and turn back to Elureko (Mumias). It is alleged that the British's invitation had good intentions. After their interactions with the Wanga Kingdom, whereas they
were impressed with its size, leadership structures and organization, they thought the Kingdom was not well-equipped to withstand any modern military attack. They wanted to teach Nabongo the modern ways of ruling and protecting his people.
Many Historians have claimed that had Nabongo accepted the invitation, perhaps Mumias was would have been named the capital city of East African protectorate (Kenya).
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The Kenyan history that was taught in schools portrayed one Kenyan leader as the true villain of colonialism. But was Nabongo Mumia the villain of colonialism?
No. 1. He did not help or allow the British to grab his people's land, as some celebrated colonial-era leaders did.
2. Nabongo Mumia did not permit or help the British to recruit the people of his Kingdom, Luhyas, to offer free and forced labor in British-owned plantations, as some celebrated colonial leaders did to their people.
3. He did not allow his people to be taxed, and their properties grabbed, as some celebrated colonial leaders did.
Why is it then that among the colonial-era leaders who committed atrocities against their kinsmen, it is Nabongo that our history portrays as the only villain?
When I was young and dumb, I was subjected to a grueling process of defending my innocence against cheating allegations before a jury of 4 girls. The four girls were my ex-girlfriend’s best friends.
I still shudder at the thought that I stayed in the WhatsApp group defending myself.
I am not exaggerating when saying that this girl was a piece of exquisite God’s artistry. For her beauty, I became a simp. I simped purposely out of fear of losing her. Anita was her name.
I met this girl at the University of Nairobi 4 years after leaving school. I had gone back to UoN to shoot a photo that would have become the photo cover of The Campus Exile. This was before I contracted a designer to design its current cover.
Walking into the CDB for the first time made me realize that people who had been to the city ahead of me lied a lot. I reckoned that they intentionally left out the nitty-gritty advice to have me experience the same cruelty that they experienced as city newcomers.
My experience as a newcomer in Nairobi was disastrous, grueling, and stressful. I came to Nairobi for the first time in 2012 to pursue my studies at the University of Nairobi.
After helping me through the admission process, my cousin gave me some advice
to help me navigate through Nairobi CBD, top among them was in case I get lost, I should not ask for direction from anyone. Instead, I should locate a street called Moi Avenue. ‘Once you locate Moi Avenue, walk to the end of the street.
It is 6 PM, today. I walk into a club in Thika to grab one and two beers before MKU students turn it into an unruly place. Almost immediately, a man in his 40s or 50s or thereabouts walks in after me.
He takes the next table. The music is low and slow. A few people around, mainly, the people of his age. The one whose eardrums can't withstand the rumbles of Amapiano and Afrobeats. The DJ is playing Rhumba.
I order two beers, Tusker, the man orders 2 beers, Guinness. And soon, we embark on an unprovoked and silent competition to see who finishes his beer ahead of the other.
Mathematics and I have had a turbulent, catastrophic, and unforgiving relationship since we knew each other.
Like on this day in high school...
During the Rift Valley Provincial Music Festivals, I met a girl from Moi Girl's Eldoret and fell in love with her.
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MGE was the kind of school where the girls stayed on their bus reading Utengano, an Enemy of the People, or The River Between while the rest of the schools were socializing. And in the cases where the music or drama festivals happened at the time when exams were ongoing
in their school, these girls would be made to take the exams at the venue of the festival. Our school, St. Joseph’s Kitale, had this annoying habit as well.
On that day, the girls were locked in their bus to take their exams. And as a loving boyfriend,
You guys haven’t met a dramatic (ex) girlfriend yet. My friend came face to face with one real drama queen, GK Nyambura pro max. Ken had just dumped the girl, and barely a week, he was in the arms of another girl.
Unbeknownst to him, the day the new girl visited, is the same day his ex-girlfriend and her park of 5 attacker girls had planned to visit him to ‘pick her clothes.’
They lied to the security guard that they were escorting their friend to pick up clothes.
They knocked on the door. The new girl opened the door, acting warm like the temporary woman of the house that she was. She was quickly met with a devastating kick that send her sprawling across the floor. This new girl was the reason why my homie dumped his ex.