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Sep 19, 2022 20 tweets 6 min read Read on X
Hey, #LitigationDisasterTourists, we have 🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨developments 🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨 in the Mar-a-Lago litigation.

Requires some background, but let's just say it looks like TFG is going to regret suggesting Judge Dearie as the Special Master
So on 9/16, Judge Dearie issued an order directing the parties to submit a proposed agenda for the 9/20 preliminary conference. The US did that earlier today, & mentioned that Dearie had circulated (to the parties) a draft Case Management Plan storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.usco…
Trump's response, though? That says a lot.
1) Trump is *already* objecting to the draft plan

2) His objection appears to be "but your honor, we'd really like to drag our feet!"
Not to suggest that political considerations might impact Trump's preferred schedule, but "end of November" would put any ruling by Judge Dearie out past the end of the mid-terms.
Having everything to Judge Dearie for a ruling by October 7, which apparently is Judge Dearie's preference, would make a pre-mid-term ruling all but guaranteed
Apparently, Judge Dearie has the same question all of us do: why is this litigation not happening in front of the Court that issued the warrant.

Since "I appointed Judge Cannon and I trust her to go my way on things" isn't the best answer, Donny doesn't really like the question
And no, it's not done yet
This ... holy hell there's so much
First, Judge Dearie apparently issued a "shit or get off the pot" order: Trump needs to specifically (and in a form that can be used against him later) identify what he claims he declassified.

Trump's reaction
Second, how the fuck does Trump expect the Special Master to rule on executive privilege claims, or claims that documents belong to him, if he won't specify which "documents containing national defense information that would damage the country if disclosed" he "declassified"?
I fully expect Judge Dearie to ask Trump's folks that exact question, in a not-particularly less pointed manner, at tomorrow's preliminary conference.
You're trying to prevent the *current administration* from reviewing documents *with classification markings* by claiming executive privilege.

SCOTUS has *expressly held* that a former administration can't override a current admin in how to handle currently classified documents
Literally the only conceivable argument you can make on any particular document that would even raise a question for the SM to consider before saying "yeah, the government can review this" is "I declassified"

But you don't want to have to do that *before* he rules?
And, uh, guys, I hate to break it to you, but "actually, I verbally declassified all this stuff as I took it out of the White House" isn't so much a *defense* to any of the crimes he might be charged with as an admission of guilt on ALL of them.
"I declassified everything as I left" means "I knew I was taking information that was classified and didn't make an item-by-item judgment that particular information would no longer harm national security if disclosed"

That's *poison* to any 793 defense
And it also doesn't help defend against a claim to obstruction of a subpoena that called for production of all documents *bearing classification markings* (since the documents bore those markings despite the supposed magical declassification)
And the close.

LOL, no you don't have any interest in moving this expeditiously.

Judge Dearie has overseen enough litigation to know that 3 weeks to review and designate this few documents is more than enough, this isn't fooling him
All in all, Trump got what he asked for - a SM he proposed - and now he's in deep, deep trouble.

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OK, time to get myself ratioed.

The SCOTUS affirmative action decision was legally wrong - poorly reasoned and legally silly. But in the long run, and if it spurs schools to use socioeconomic status and opportunity as the finger on the scales, it will be a net positive
Race is a blunt instrument, and I think we *all* agree that, for example, Willow Smith doesn't need or warrant any sort of bump on her college application. But Willow Smith is a WILD outlier and "but what about [insert rare exception]" isn't a useful policy framework
So yeah, it was perfectly reasonable for universities to use that blunt instrument.

As many of these university reaction statements are making clear, the burden will now be to find finer instruments that allow for the same intended benefit of taking into account the very real
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This thread from Yesh is a good example of a philosophical mistake I like to call "solutionism" - the belief that if a problem is bad enough then there must be a solution out there to resolve it, because "yeah, it sucks, it can't be solved for" is too unthinkable to bear
You see it a lot in the context of Israel/Palestine, with people convinced that the right mixture of fairy dust & button pushing can lead to a peaceful resolution that addresses all of the important and competing imperatives, it's just that nobody has found the right mixture yet
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Yes, that sucks. Yes, that's a potentially society-destroying problem.

No, there isn't a solution
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@yesh222 You don't worry about that, because it's not a solveable problem. You keep doing the right thing and hope that convictions and mounting evidence prevents more people from joining the conspiracy theorists, but that's all you can do
@yesh222 I said this 4 years ago, and it's proven true in every particular.

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That she was the one stealing the bike.

Literally nothing she did on the video is consistent with her new story. When her colleague came over and the kids said "that's his bike, he already paid for it" she didn't deny it, or look surprised by the claim.
Like ... how do you determine truth in a they-said-she-said situation? Watch human behavior. Throughout the video, the kids' tone is exactly what you'd expect for someone who believes their own story. Hers very much is not
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And by 100%, of course, I mean 300%, since RICO comes with treble damages. Plus attorneys' fees. So that's a big deal.

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I'm not inclined to forgive antisemitism, but this is more a learning opportunity than a defenestration opportunity. There are people who still legitimately don't understand that "Jew down" or "gyp" are slurs; it's just a phrase they've grown up around and use w/o thought
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The real test will be whether he can learn (& apologize) as he gets more info
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